I, NistyGristy, take you, Jared Goff as my lawfully signed Quarterback, to have and to cheer for from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until free agency do us part. I will love and honor you all the days of your contract expires. I, NistyGristy, take you, Jared Goff as my lawfully signed Quarterback, to have and to cheer for from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until free agency do us part. I will love and honor you all the days of your contract expires. 
