Having a bad week? Enjoy some cows!

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SLPT: How to turn a stranger into a friend.

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SLPT: Simple steps for dealing with cowboys at 3am.

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What in cloud formation

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Marge doesn't want any damn vegetables

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Who's your least favourite character? I'll go first.

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NEVER FEAR! THE COSMIC FOOL IS HERE!

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Yeah, go f**k yourself, Debra!

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It's a girl!

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On this day in 1996, we were introduced to the greatest villain in the history of television, BAR NONE. FIGHT ME. I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL. Pro... Probably.

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Dogs v Babies.

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Burrito baby!

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Dad doesn't care.

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Sounds like a hoot!

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Spotted in Newcastle

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Can we please just appreciate Marge's face in this scene?

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Deformed daisies from the Fukushima Nuclear Plant in Japan.

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Not a place for kids!

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YouTube trying to spell Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.

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A last resort!

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#stillsingletho

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You want another poptart, Tubby?!

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These smol cats have rights!

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You can't eat the headphones on my flight.

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Gerald receives a gift!

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Sorry, guys. I just couldn't help myself when I saw this breeder.

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How dare you take medication that is essential for your survival in front of my child!

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I'm a Star Wars!

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Any love for Lugash?

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People are dying but BAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYBEEEEEEEEEEES.

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When your 10 year old knows that having kids is a bad idea.

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Life advice from Pops.

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The correct way to deal with toddlers.

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Lets all toast to this!

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When you're making the noise of a baby ox.

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Someone ran amok in a Home Bargains shop!

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Saw this on another subreddit. Definitely not limited to Scottish women!

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Kevin Hart supporting The Rock on his new movie is something beautiful.

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Oh no! A flat tire!

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RIP Trevor

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Apu sang a song! What are YOU gonna do?!

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Dry paint.

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Dignity gets a lot of love here but what about cornstarch? It's good for keeping down the urges! 😉

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When you're about to break the surly bonds of gravity and punch the face of God!

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I never noticed the mouse before.

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LEAVE ME ALONE!

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Well I'm flunking math, and the other day I was a little attracted to Milhouse!

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Wait for it, wait for it...

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My beard! I broke my beard!

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Hey, what the hell you doing with my money in your house, Fred?!

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I must've been drunk when I added motherhood as a Facebook interest!

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Daddy's little girl is graduating.

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I did what to the servers?! Noooooooooooooooooo!!

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Um excuse me, Filippo Brunelleschi, but you're in Leo's spot.

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It's a pipe bomb, Jobriath! For to blow up Planned Parenthood!

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Gay-o! It's okay-o!

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I can explain, Marge. Please let me explain! OH WHY WON'T YOU LET ME EXPLAIN?!

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We're going to the Highway Nine Bird Sanctuary! I understand they've installed a new bird feeder this year! It's shaped like a diner!

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Touche, Cecil.

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Good lord! We're on a collision course with a monster! FROM SPACE!

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I'm very sorry that it had to come to that..

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Clean as a whistle, Homer!

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Stop throwing things at my flying car! 😡

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I pickled the figs myself!

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This absolute lunatic can't be stopped!

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The three demons.

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Maggie with a nice road rage face.

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Great translation, Facebook.

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When you're about to break the surly bonds of gravity, and punch the face of God!

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Show the man some sympathy! He had a stroke!

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Babies make me scream internally.

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I'm kinda like Jesus but not in a sacrilegious way.

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SHUT UP, BECKY!

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Did you think I'd forgotten you? My (so far) favourite bit from House of Cards!

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Please, children. Scooch closer. Don't make me tell you again, about the scooching. You in the red, chop chop.

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Ahh, Trash Night! In France they call it 'La Nuit du Poubelle'. In Germany they call it 'Krappenfest'!

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I'm an amendment to be, yes an amendment to be, and I'm hoping that they'll ratify me!

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Two doggies cooling down on the tiles.

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Sleep!, Sexy dames and plenty of 'em!, MAAAATLOOOOOOOCK!

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Business hammock!

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I'm an original creation like Ricky Rouse or Monald Muck!

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My favourite thing about Deep Space Homer.

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Blackula and Black Dracula.

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This is my dog looking out the window - my parents just got home and he was excited!

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