6 day update to slipping on wet stairs Friday, still hurts

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Sometimes my wife leaves me a good note on paperwork

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Wife said we were out of AA batteries, knew exactly where to get more

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The real dangers

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For everyone asking to move from Coinbase or a CEX to L2 only, video link in comments. PIC bc I have to

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My dad ran the city golf course in Detroit for almost 20 years. When the Detroit Red Wings won the cup in ‘97 he brought me and my mom to meet all the players. This is me drinking champagne from the Stanley cup

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Wife got a new laptop, default background has me dying

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100% DRSd, only buying through CS now

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So my boss kept asking why his battery was dying so fast.... He's pretty much had the stop watch running since he got the phone. 631 days

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Was at the Texas airport for a flight, OSHA certified cowboy hard hat

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$10 to $1000, it’s all going to my favorite stock Monday

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My weekend morning beer says bullish in GameStop

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Slipped on some wet stairs Friday night

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Did they even try?

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In my defense, I was super hung over

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“Surprise profit” Lmayo

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Saw a “Surprised Linda” and couldn’t resist

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Let’s point guns at each other’s heads with our booger picker on the bang switch

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Is this the new GS apparel y’all are talking about /s

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I would have put a few points on walking...

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Me telling my wife what happened this morning when she gets home from work - relevant again

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Pretty much

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Silence your phone*

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Hitting that elegant pour reload

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Ayyyee

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Lol, I buy the dips. Scared money don’t make money, all I have left for now

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Lol! Wtf is this? Up 15% on the day and down 9% AH?

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I was told to post this here also. Me drinking from the cup when we won back in ‘97!

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Wut doin Evergrande?

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Pulled out a beard hair because I thought something was stuck to it, it tied itself in a knot

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Two paintballs colliding midair

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Just got my ENS I’ve been waiting for fees and contemplated longer names but went short and paid a small amount extra. So I’ve got that going for me, which is nice. Happy guy, “CANNONBALL!!!”

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It’s simple, really

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She has a brand new $85 bed and this is where she chooses to sleep every night.

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I was slinging freedom this morning

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Me with any minor inconvenience

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Redid our laundry room this weekend!

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Yeah, that’s why you’re single

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A betrayal at The Happiest Place on Earth

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Flex Friday

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Ninja sponsors a couple bots on BattleBots

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Just doing my part while waiting for dog meds

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Like white on rice

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Parked behind my buddy earlier. Needless to say, he’s getting me one

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This was back mid February but make my dad say I was right when I see him on Xmas

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It’s unfortunate, but you’re playing “home” today *drives off quickly*

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Went to a 21+ science night at the science center near me. They had a hands on - paper airplane exhibit. This chick had the instructions to fold a paper plane tattooed on her arm.

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Caught a mondo crappie on the boat

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When you don’t have a pair of clear lens safety glasses around so you improvise

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My clan sending me game invites at 9:30am

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Same

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The family is growing so quickly!

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Just hit a monster raid in champ [raid] 3 pics

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I was told to post this here. Drinking from the cup in ‘97 when the wings won.

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Wait! Hold up!! Just a second here...

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Trying to figure layout in a room. Took measurements, talking to my wife about it. Apparently I say “wiDth” weird. I cant tell my options for that room without her laughing and saying “the what”. It’s been an hour. I’ve said desk “wiDth”, 92 times. I say it like Stewie from Family guy with cool wHip

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Pretty sure it’s a Python, but he scared the crap out me this morning before work.

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46 inches, just what mom wanted!

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GIANT!!! He is a giant!!!!

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I bought a CS1 for $475 and traded it straight up for this Ice

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NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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48 years later, the couple on the cover of the Woodstock album are still together!

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Price check on this Proto Matrix please, thanks

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How McDonalds loaded me and my fiance’s nugs

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My co-worker nailed her Joe Dirt costume

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Disney sweepstakes rules - sorry Canadians

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This guy scared the crap out of me this morning getting ready for work

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About time...

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“OMW2FYN”

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Price check 08 Ego

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I'd pass these out at Halloween, just to see all the moms checking candy to squirm.

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Can’t wait to fire this bad boy up

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Any idea what this is autococker is worth and the model?

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Just a plane on the interstate. That's normal right? (I-4 Orlando, Florida)

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Im in Master 2 at 2900, attacked a guy about a week ago. He revenged me twice in 2 hours... Glitch?

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Fiance asked for the lip balm during the movie...

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So, ran out of candy kind of fast because we barely have any trick or treaters.... I stood out on the road with a flash light in a T-Rex costume... had to raid the pantry. (My own fault I know)

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Same.

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Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...

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Gotcha, next weekend 🙄

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so this gem came into our clan this morning

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She's a keeper!

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If she does this... she's a keeper

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I'm still gonna watch

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How I feel it would be if we went to war with N. Korea

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My uncle just sent me this picture he took leaving work in Denver

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I hate not having to wait

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Why I never go on global...

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I hope he had more Elixer to make troops with

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