The real dangers
My dad ran the city golf course in Detroit for almost 20 years. When the Detroit Red Wings won the cup in ‘97 he brought me and my mom to meet all the players. This is me drinking champagne from the Stanley cup
So my boss kept asking why his battery was dying so fast.... He's pretty much had the stop watch running since he got the phone. 631 days
Did they even try?
In my defense, I was super hung over
Saw a “Surprised Linda” and couldn’t resist
Let’s point guns at each other’s heads with our booger picker on the bang switch
I would have put a few points on walking...
Silence your phone*
I was told to post this here also. Me drinking from the cup when we won back in ‘97!
Two paintballs colliding midair
It’s simple, really
She has a brand new $85 bed and this is where she chooses to sleep every night.
I was slinging freedom this morning
Me with any minor inconvenience
Yeah, that’s why you’re single
A betrayal at The Happiest Place on Earth
Ninja sponsors a couple bots on BattleBots
Like white on rice
Parked behind my buddy earlier. Needless to say, he’s getting me one
Went to a 21+ science night at the science center near me. They had a hands on - paper airplane exhibit. This chick had the instructions to fold a paper plane tattooed on her arm.
Caught a mondo crappie on the boat
When you don’t have a pair of clear lens safety glasses around so you improvise
My clan sending me game invites at 9:30am
The family is growing so quickly!
Just hit a monster raid in champ [raid] 3 pics
I was told to post this here. Drinking from the cup in ‘97 when the wings won.
Wait! Hold up!! Just a second here...
Pretty sure it’s a Python, but he scared the crap out me this morning before work.
46 inches, just what mom wanted!
I bought a CS1 for $475 and traded it straight up for this Ice
GIANT!!! He is a giant!!!!
48 years later, the couple on the cover of the Woodstock album are still together!
How McDonalds loaded me and my fiancé’s nugs
My co-worker nailed her Joe Dirt costume
Disney sweepstakes rules - sorry Canadians
This guy scared the crap out of me this morning getting ready for work
Price check 08 Ego
I'd pass these out at Halloween, just to see all the moms checking candy to squirm.
Any idea what this is autococker is worth and the model?
Just a plane on the interstate. That's normal right? (I-4 Orlando, Florida)
Im in Master 2 at 2900, attacked a guy about a week ago. He revenged me twice in 2 hours... Glitch?
Fiancé asked for the lip balm during the movie...
So, ran out of candy kind of fast because we barely have any trick or treaters.... I stood out on the road with a flash light in a T-Rex costume... had to raid the pantry. (My own fault I know)
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
Gotcha, next weekend 🙄
so this gem came into our clan this morning
She's a keeper!
If she does this... she's a keeper
I'm still gonna watch
How I feel it would be if we went to war with N. Korea
My uncle just sent me this picture he took leaving work in Denver
I hate not having to wait
Why I never go on global...
I hope he had more Elixer to make troops with