Just found the name for my new band
Nearly that time of year.
How's the chicken?
Aww jee wizz rorty
that makes sense
He will rock you.
The sound of the velociraptors communicating with each other in Jurassic Park is actually the sound of tortoises mating.
You'd be drunk within the first 5 minutes
alright Jim, turn the light on...Oh God...turn them off, turn them off!!
Do it for me Billy.
Screw your human rules. I do what I want. This is my rock.
Gonna be some fight
Also trying to keep eye contact with a woman with big tiddies
When you're on the toilet after eating too much junk food
prepare to meet Kali...in hell
This single image changes the whole movie
It was a lonely Valentine's Day
People of the world! Let's all stand together and sign this person's petish!
This is too good. the empire strikes back to the future.
He has another brother called JB
The implication that things might go wrong for her if she refuses to sleep with me. Now, not that things are gonna go wrong for her, but she’s thinking that they will.
They loaf each other dough much, but deserve butter.
It keeps getting funnier every time I see it.
Why are we not getting donations? You made the sign right?...
Pass me the crayon please.... *what color would you like? Dog weiner or camel toe?*
My little guys first professional grooming.
My Christmas is sorted.
The new remake of When Harry Met Sally.
The ultimate insult.
Just call me the dude.
man wakes up to dog wearing his dentures
Thanks for that upvote bro.
Congratulations on your new Chinese restaurant. So, what are you gonna call it?...
Just get it.
Pyscho is the first American movie to show a toilet flushing.
Old, but still funny.
Damn guy was ahead of his time.
Why are we not getting donations? You made the sign, right?...
It's always sunny in the White House