Lost my fourteen year old puppy today. In his honor, here's a picture of him waiting for his puppachino

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The Explicit SpongeBob twitter page

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Overbearing girlfriend buys boyfriend pencils

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Old guy doesn't give a fuck where he's supposed to be in the library

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This is so deep that even the Marianas Trench doesn't compare

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Allegra knows how pollen works

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Well, I was sure bamboozled by this joke

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Johnny Cash has strong words for Kanye West

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The real reason why cannabis is illegal!

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Fwd: how dare those libtards listen to that nig- rap music!!!

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Sports only came with a once America started decaying

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Roommate tosses meat out of a fridge. This twist will leave you reeling!

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Oof owies no Mr. Plow oof

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In le 90s, people were generous when giving money to street musicians

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The joke is that Deadpool is funny

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God was a little salty about that one

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Ebola

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What a hilarious coffee shop idea!

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Just a reminder to everyone voting tomorrow that it's not the mayor's fault that the stadium collapsed

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Don't tell me you've never gone shopping wearing nothing but sandals and underwear

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I may have had my very smart moments when I was younger...

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This hilarious coffee mug

4yr ·

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Wow I'm in awe of how unique and nerdy this person is

5yr ·

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This could have been a decent dad joke, but High Guy destroys everything he touches

4yr ·

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True rock listener vs. Derp rock listeners

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A pleasant conversation between two pleasant people

5yr ·

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VSAUCE memes on the rise! Buy!

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Fwd: the librtards who want to take our guns away are the violent ones!!!

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Let's completely simplify a complex issue

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Not sure Edward Norton's character in American History X is a good choice to represent America

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Fwd:fwd: Its their own fault they're poor!

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Guys this is sooo funny

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Apparently Justin Beiber jokes are still relevant...

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We're dating too

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I can't believe I used to think like this

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Fwd: make sure Killary doesn't assassinate us all!

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Fwd: respect our soldiers and not our stupid McDonalds workers

5yr ·

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This should be the slogan of this sub

5yr ·

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Grandma somehow managed to join an Australian Simpson's meme page

3yr ·

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Fwd: keeping it simple folks

5yr ·

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Bongs or blunts?

5yr ·

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Oh man this mix up is hilarious

5yr ·

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Tired meme mixed with uninspired taco joke. The results are carcinogenic

4yr ·

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Dae weed?

5yr ·

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This person eats salad, but wait until you see the twist!

4yr ·

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Thank Jesus that nothing ever offends me!

4yr ·

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Pit bull siblings see each other for the first time in forever

5yr ·

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Fwd: we won the way on Christmas!

4yr ·

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The sad realities of being a musician

4yr ·

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This is just awful

5yr ·

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I dont even know where to go with this one

5yr ·

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Let's go assassinate Kanye, because...of reasons

5yr ·

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Get it!? Because Novemember ended yesterday!

5yr ·

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I know High Guy is low hanging fruit, but...familyzoned!

4yr ·

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We were all humans

6yr ·

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DAE Guys only want to treat women like objects?

4yr ·

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The light side of the force also has cookies too...because the original joke was so hilarious

5yr ·

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Mickey Mouse really loves Harry Potter

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OP goes to the Chef Boyardee factory and stops the conveyor belt, and carefully puts only one ravioli in a can. He then goes to the store to buy that same can, all for that deliciously infuriating karma

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Winter is coming

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Fwd:fwd:so true! Men never listen!

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When you are born dictates how your 2016 will be

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Women these days...smh...

5yr ·

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Twilight jokes are apparently still around

5yr ·

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Because Twilight jokes are still relevant

5yr ·

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This placement amused me

2yr ·

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Sometimes it's wise to pick the lowest hanging fruit

4yr ·

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So is there a movement or no?

4yr ·

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Seeing this makes me wish I was snapped out of existence

2yr ·

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Fwd: Bernie Sanders is literally Hitler!!

5yr ·

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A truly valid, well reasoned suggestion for a Halloween costume

5yr ·

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Good for Trump for stopping CNN!

4yr ·

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DAE Batman?

5yr ·

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Look at me, I'm so quirky!

5yr ·

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Be cosmic smart, folks

5yr ·

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I was very smart writing papers 5 years ago

4yr ·

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Your life is decided 5 minutes after you're born

5yr ·

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Tacos are great amirite?

5yr ·

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How classy

5yr ·

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Apparently this is supposed to be funny somehow...I think...I honestly can't justify the existence of this

4yr ·

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What in the fuck is even going on here?

5yr ·

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I'm a special little snowflake

5yr ·

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If there's anything that's deep, it's always slogans on hats

4yr ·

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DAE Metallica?

5yr ·

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Ghosts done wrong

5yr ·

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Bart's wants to know who da fuck up 😂😂😂

5yr ·

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Well this is beautiful

5yr ·

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Fwd: stupid libtards, thinking guns move on their own!

5yr ·

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Slang is only a product of this generation

5yr ·

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Let's let Kim and Kanye drown

5yr ·

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Breakfast food pyramid

5yr ·

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I'm just a Poe boy

5yr ·

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Get it!!?!? It's because his parents are dead!

5yr ·

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Fwd:fwd: boycott the true racists!!

5yr ·

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Some wisdom from my younger days

4yr ·

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Job qualifications

5yr ·

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Guyz isn't Dragonball so funny!?

5yr ·

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The card system was discarded in the great uprising of 2003

5yr ·

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Fwd:fwd: remember Muslims are offended by images of the World Trade Center...God Bless America!!

4yr ·

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More magic and wonder from the High Guy

4yr ·

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A really stupid joke

6yr ·

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Well aren't we special?

5yr ·

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Death took the wrong person when it took Lemmy

5yr ·

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Seriously, explain this shit!

4yr ·

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I don't even know where to begin

5yr ·

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Fwd:fwd:this will stop the libtards and terrorists!s!

5yr ·

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This joke killed me a little on the inside

5yr ·

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The true meaning of yawns

5yr ·

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OP throws child into lion cage for that roaring karma

7yr ·

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The cover of the book depicts Isabella and Ferdinand getting the keys to Granada in 1492, an event which happens outside of the scope of this book

6yr ·

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I'm so quirky! I love Oreos!

5yr ·

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Which people? Congress? The Senate? The Judiciary?

4yr ·

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Fwd: I'm not racist! Obummer just sucks!

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Fwd:fwd:this is why dogs can't play in an orchestra!s! Lol love you lots sweetie

5yr ·

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Fwd: Malcolm X called Democrats stupid too!

4yr ·

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Today's reality, as presented by the master of deep: High Guy

4yr ·

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Fwd:fwd: tips for killing fireants

5yr ·

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Getting your news from anywhere makes you sheep, I guess

4yr ·

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Fwd:fwd: Bill Clinton is a racist too!

4yr ·

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Fwd:fwd: I always loved Charlie Brown

5yr ·

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Person buys book for roommate. What happens next will horrify you!

5yr ·

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This generation is a bunch of pussys!

4yr ·

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Well Batman jokes aren't tired at all

5yr ·

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Can someone explain to me what video games has to do with it?

5yr ·

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A wise observation from Ron Burgundy

5yr ·

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I'm 14 and I have no idea how pianos or major and minor scales work

4yr ·

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Fwd: let's stoop to their level!!

4yr ·

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The best part of going to the university I go to is telling people that I go to Starfleet Academy

8yr ·

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Europe according to Amerocan progressives according to American conservatives

4yr ·

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You have to be high to think this was funny

4yr ·

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Dae coffee?

5yr ·

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A little mix up leads to modern forensics

5yr ·

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I get it. Doesn't mean it's not stupid

5yr ·

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Fwd:fwd:fwd: we need to follow Florida and Kentucky

6yr ·

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The doctor told me that I have 2 weeks to live, thanks to the cancer this gave me

5yr ·

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Look at me! I'm special for doing what normal people do!

5yr ·

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Mario and minions...kill me now

5yr ·

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These are getting a little out of hand

6yr ·

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Dating isn't what it used to be

5yr ·

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Fwd: the world according to liberals!

4yr ·

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I'm so quirky! I love cheese!

5yr ·

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These are getting worse and worse

6yr ·

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Hahaha get it? He's part of the group that's bad at math!!! My goodness this stuff is original!

4yr ·

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Give em hell, kids

5yr ·

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I'm sure this isn't just an American phenomenon

6yr ·

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Being betrayed by a friend is a new phenomenon for this generation: just ask Jesus and Caesar

5yr ·

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It's funny because...Pippin and Katniss I guess?

4yr ·

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Are Tomi Lahren memes a safe investment?

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