Everytime

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This pepper in my garden grew in a spiral

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If I wanted rules and judgement I’d go back to the church.

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I tried to make a fluffy egg white omelette but it just looks like dish soap in a pan.

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I wouldn’t ask.

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I hate that this made me laugh

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Took a weird turn at the end but I’m still on board.

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He Always makes sure I get to my car safely

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Small talk

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What is this? Stew for ants?

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How to act loveably weird

5yr ⋅

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[Homemade] big steak

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Honestly pretty damn accurate

4yr ⋅

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Look at him He has a shirt

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WHYYYY

5yr ⋅

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My “emotional support animal”’s reaction to me crying.

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He is a very compact man

4yr ⋅

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Is your man want to spend time with his friends? Drug him so he’s too tired to leave the house 🤪

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A mom is a mom in every species

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I hosted a small brunch party

4yr ⋅

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Miniature dinner I made from polymer clay

5yr ⋅

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????

4yr ⋅

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People being way too sensitive

5yr ⋅

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Hooray for emotional abuse!

4yr ⋅

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He broke a head sized peephole into my blinds again

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No boys allowed in this bible study!

5yr ⋅

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My boy is going to a doggie hotel for the first time. I’m going to miss him 😢

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What is this? A holiday dinner for ants?

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Got eeem

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😍😍

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100% black magic

6yr ⋅

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Tiny dinner I made

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Not everything needs to be made into earrings.

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It’s been 5 days! Where are my damn vegetables? I’m ready to harvest!!

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Words can’t describe how much I want this house that I can't afford.

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How to introduce new meats into your family’s diet

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11 years and we’re still just as close (my cousins and I)

5yr ⋅

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Nigerian Curry stew.

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14 years

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Delicious Sausage egg and cheese croissants for this weeks breakfast

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Love

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I don’t get paid for another few days :/

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A gay nigga’s opinion on your appearance is the only one that matters

6yr ⋅

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Plz help

5yr ⋅

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Water trapped in paint

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Never even thought about bird ears

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So this guy would constantly ask me for nudes, offer to pay me for sex and wouldn’t take no for an answer. He even tried to convince my bf that I was cheating with him, even though my only contact with him EVER was a 45 min date a year before I met my BF that ended in an uncomfortable side hug.

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Cursed_LunchBreak

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Idea how to caption this one

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Tempting...

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Spooky phone cases I made last year. Too bad my phone can’t fit in them now.

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7 years of faking an accent

5yr ⋅

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Can’t...Hold...On...Much...LONGER!!

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Boiled egg, avocado and tomatoes mixed together with some croutons

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Mint chocolate broccoli pineapple pizza

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Baby shark!

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*hi fives bros*

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