I'm in Utah right now and I just went to Walmart in Layton to pick up a six-pack. I love the looks on faces as they read my t-shirt. Some laugh, some GASP and reel in horror, and some ask me what the shirt is all about. The checker I had couldn't see the whole shirt so she asked me what it said.4yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
I assisted David Tennant for a couple of days recently at a fan convention. I’ve never seen any of his work and didn’t even bother getting a selfie with him. Some of his fans were aghast that a non-fan would be so lucky to be assigned to him. I thought his fans were absolutely...2yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/doctorwho
There are more on r/exmormon than on r/exmuslim, r/excatholic, and r/exchristian combined.3wk ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Heading to Houston to support Sam Young. The Mormon Church is going to excommunicate him tonight for having the audacity to protect children from sexual abuse. How dare he?!2yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Me and my cult deprogrammer, Jason “Dr. Shades” Gallentine. I’ll forever be in his debt.2yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
I’ll be in Washington D.C. later this week so I’ll be wearing my Mormon MAGA hat2yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Guilty as charged. Now what? Meet NewNameMartha. She’s the next generation. I’m just getting warmed up.2yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
The cult is announcing more and more temples (that they’ll never actually build) and yet their temple in Manhattan looks like an abandoned warehouse.1yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
We’re at Piper Down in SLC RIGHT NOW. 1492 S. State Street in SLC 9/6/2019 8:55 PM MST.1yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
They say, Never meet your heroes but I had brunch with my hero today and she never disappoints.3yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
The funniest thing about this sign (to me at least) is I had nothing to do with it2yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
I ran into two of my favorite people yesterday: Savannah (in cosplay as Qui-Gon Jinn) and Bald Satan (in cosplay as his awesome, authentic, kind self). What an honor it was to introduce them to each other. ❤️🏳️🌈❤️2yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
One of my first hidden camera devices. A Chinese coin glued to part of a curtain rod bent to clip over the camera lens on the iPhone 3 hidden inside my tie. Originally there was a two way mirror perfectly fit into the hole in the middle. - Circa. 20113yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Sometimes civil disobedience results in arrest and jail. Five hours in jail on my 50th birthday has delayed my planned video(s) today.3yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
FUN FACT: All the evidence in the world won't convince a person who refuses to even look at it when it's presented to them.3yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
The guy that posted this comment on the Facebook page of the Orem PD also sent a support request to QuitMormon.com claiming to be me and saying that *I* wanted to kill Donald Trump and his family at the White House. Needless to say, the Secret Service are now involved. This guy's a moron.4yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Page 2 of a letter a TBM father gave his kids. His transgender son refused to sign it.4yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
To NewNameNoah: You’re the reason the Weeping Angels weep. [signed] David Tennant2yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
This young man is the 400th person who has left (or not joined) Mormonism because of my work. YAY!4yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Did you know that masturbation causes homosexuality? Also, The Miracle of Forgiveness makes great kindling.2yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
When I was a Mormon this shirt would've made me laugh. As an Exmormon it's even funnier.3yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Hey Mormon cult, since you won't change your ways, I'll show the world how you behave behind closed doors.3yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
My dog is white and delightsome. Here she is wearing a temple apron as a cape. It's a sign of her powers and priesthoods.3yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Put your unexpired temple recommend to good use. Summertime is a busy time for weddings. If you have a valid temple recommend that you don't plan on using anytime soon, consider mailing it to to me so I can help more unworthy members attend the temple sealing of a loved one. PM me for details.4yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Headlines around the world yesterday announced Mormons posthumously baptized dead politicians, celebrities, mass murderers and even the Queen Mum. Mormons gonna morm.3yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
I liked it so much I bought the original. u/wombatwoozle maintains the rights to sell prints of this though.3yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
I left the cult in 2002. My girlfriend and I grew up in the same California Ward in the 1970's (and attended each other's baptisms). She stopped attending around 1981 but didn't officially resign until 2016. Yesterday was the 3rd anniversary of our first date.4yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Wait! Is recording video in Mormon temples frowned upon? Man, do I feel like an ass right now. Why have I never seen this sign before? Sorry, my bad, I had no idea. 😈3yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
On the way to the lavatory Mr. Williams shook my hand, handed me this drink coupon, and said, Appreciate ya, buddy.3yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
To the Mormon kid who's been harassing me online and on the phone tonight, ALL online chat forums record IP addresses. Also, thanks kind stranger for helping me track this kid down.3yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
The Roosevelt dime design looks a lot like one of FDR’s 1936 campaign buttons2yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/coins
What will it take for Intellectual Reserve Inc. to take me to court? A written invitation? Posting HD video of all of the endowment movies online for a fee? I’ve never sold them for money but I suppose I guess I wouldn’t be opposed to the idea either. ;-)3yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
I often paid for my temple clothing rental and temple cafeteria food with my Michael Ballam as Satan debit card. I like to REALLY test their Power of DiscernmentTM.5yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Citizens of Utah and Idaho watch my temple videos longer than citizens of any other state. Here's my YouTube stats for viewers in the U.S. over the past 365 days.3yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
The work is hastening. These are indeed the latter-days...of the spread of Mormonism.3yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
This comment was made by a girl who appears to be about 11 or 12 years old. It breaks my heart. :-(5yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Let's see how far the envelope can be pushed on the amazing Power of DiscernmentTM Mormons claim to have.4yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Alt-metal band Apostata asks permission to use my temple footage & gave me credit so they paid nothing. Lutheran Hour Ministries used my footage w/o permission & gave zero credit and it cost them $3,500. Alt-metal band for the win in ethics and instant karma.4yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
I put my name on the prayer roll last week and, like magic, I've been unbanned. Jeremy Runnells should expect blessings soon. ;-)5yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Sister missionaries will come over and “do pretty much anything” including “heavy lifting”. Seems pretty desperate even for Mormon missionaries.3yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Dang it! I was really looking forward to hearing this woman’s talk on non-consensual immorality yesterday but they made her sit down and shut up.2yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Married Mormon couples: If you have “enough anxiety about the propriety of [your conduct in your bedroom], the best course would be to discontinue it.”2yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
So the guy with the name tag turns to me and says, So what do you do? I replied, I'm a documentary filmmaker. He says, Oh? What genre? Historical? Nature? That must be an interesting job.4yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
The AP article Friday night made Savannah's story uber-viral. This is now on track to be seen by over 200 million people.4yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
I'll be posting most (if not all) of this video on YouTube soon unless...3yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Woah! I’m at my son’s house in West Valley City (Utard) right now and he left THIS monster vape machine for me to test out. I do not regret making this kid.1yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmotrees
A recent comment on my washing and anointing video. The poor guy thought he was about to lose his virginity in the temple. Lol5yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
18 year old in Japan was befriended by missionaries and was about to get baptized. Then he found the temple videos on YouTube and started asking me questions. Obviously, the baptism has been cancelled. :-D5yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
“3 Mormons” YouTube channel is no longer a victory for Satan. They changed their name to “Saints Unscripted”.2yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
I've been in 13 Mormon temples since I resigned from LDS, Inc. in 2002. I've recorded w/ hidden cameras numerous temple ceremonies including baptisms for the dead, washing and anointings, a sealing ceremony, four different endowment movies (and one LIVE session), and have posted them online. AMA4yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/mormon
THIS Mormon girl is 12 years old. She had videos on YouTube that gave her full name, birthdate, home town, and school. As a father myself I felt obligated to contact her parents.5yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Jesus’ church prosecuted me for trespassing and all I got was this lousy meme2yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Before you resign your membership please consider just going inactive for a couple months and donating your temple recommend to a worthy cause.4yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
I’m not your “Visiting Teacher,” or your “Ministering Sister,” I’m just “Shadowing” you.2yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
I get emails like this on a regular basis. I told her to call me between 8 am - 8 pm PST and also suggested she read the CES Letter. Lisa just dodged a serious bullet.4yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Intellectual Reserve, Inc. tried to take my videos down years ago. FAIL! Elohim the Kolobian needs better lawyers.5yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
PonderizeTM️ how dumb you felt doing this the first time. Did you also pantomime slitting your own throat?3yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Because their puppy died, this family of four can now truly live. RIP Raven3yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Woo Hoo! Look what I got in the mail today! I made a little temple out of them.3yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Do any of you collect trench art made with coins? This one I’ve got has eighteen 1943 steel pennies. It’s a copper and steel penny ashtray made by a WWII soldier.2yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/coins
This full-time missionary in the UK didn't even know what the curse of Cain was. Needless to say he didn't know a lick of the pure Adamic language either.3yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
I was shocked to discover I have more YouTube subscribers than Zelph On The Shelf and Mormon Stories combined3yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Re: COVID-19, “All you need to do is park your car outside and then inside your home, turn off your air conditioner for a day and as a result your home and your transportation will be sterilized.” - Mormon bishop in Arizona, 4/26/20201yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
These missionaries will brag to their grandchildren that they used modern technology to preach to the world3yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
This was posted on a mission home page on Facebook. They later removed the post for some reason.2yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Three years ago today I received this text message from an 18 year old kid. I wonder if he's found his way to r/exmormon. Anyone know who this is? (I no longer have the text message, just the screen shot of the text.)4yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Can't sleep so I'm reading comments on my YouTube channel. Now I can't stop laughing.5yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
With one hole drilled in the head, I found a practical use for my hand carved bust of Joseph Smith. Pen holder!1yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
There are TRUE messengers at Salt Lake ComicCon. I'll be there with Jess Harnell (voice actor and all around greatest dude ever) for the next couple days. Swing by, tell me you're from reddit, shake my hand and say, Has it a name? Hilarity will ensue.5yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Big change announced by Mormon Church! Their temples will now be called IHOHTM️. Isn’t it wonderful? Isn’t it marvelous?3yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
As Scientology is, Mormonism once was; as Mormonism is, Scientology may become.2yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
A question I asked the Stake President that signed my temple recommend last year. I wanted to know why he lacked the power of discernment.3yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Temple prayer circles aren’t 100% creepy and worthless. Take this case, for example...3yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Ashtray made by WWI vet (a professional silversmith) four years after the war using British half pennies ranging in dates from 1903-19182yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/coins
Four years ago today a friend said something to me that sparked the idea for my current (and somewhat controversial) YouTube video series.3yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
The best cosplay at Salt Lake ComicCon COULD'VE been Ben Hopkin (aka Bald Satan) dressed as Satan. Even better if he was offering fruit to anyone who wanted some. I discussed this very issue w/ him the week before. He seriously considered it.5yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Jesus! I think Dieter has a man crush on someone. The feeling is mutual you Silver Fox. ;-)3yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
It's official: For my first time ever I actually bought the rights to a video of Mormon missionaries just being themselves when they thought no one was watching. I suspect this will become a regular thing going forward.3yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Some people are getting tired of the happy Exmo selfies (see comment from a private Facebook group). Personally, I can't get enough of them. Let's show LDS, Inc. our smiling faces and where we have gone since leaving the cult.4yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
By the four minute mark in this five minute video the only people in the room who still seem to be having a good time is Bednar and his wife. The boy Bednar is holding is literally in tears.3yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Can this sub help me find more info on James Anthony O’Rourke? He served on the USS Imperator during WW1. I have his uniform, dog tag, trench art, and the US flag that was on his coffin. He has a place of honor in my home and I know almost nothing about him.3yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/worldwar1
Showerthought: I just realized I have hundreds of hours of audio (and a few video) recordings from my mission [87-89] and have never listened to or watched any of them. It's been nearly 30 years. There's gotta be so much cringeworthy stuff on those tapes. I was a bit of an apologist back then.4yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
I went to the temple today and several of the ordinance workers looked like they were just kids3yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Twister board w/ every major US presidential candidate from 1880-2020. Liberals on the left, Conservatives on the right.1yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Christmas 1987. Bakersfield. We were asked to sing a song for a family’s Christmas party. We’re not flippin’ circus monkeys! The song we sang was...3yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
I thought this sub might enjoy this one. Dr. Shades is the bald guy. My name is Noah. Well, that was the “new name” the cult assigned me. You can call me Mike.2yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/religion
I unfriended a so-called christian friend on Facebook last night after I realized he is a massive douchebag.5yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
You know the world doesn't care about Mormonism when the Daily Mirror refers to BYU as Birmingham Young University3yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
I sent this text message tonight to the Stake President that chose to shut Savannah's mic off. He didn't respond to me, just like he likely won't respond to the Washington Post. Coward.4yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
It's the 5th of November and I'm pissed. I just posted something of interest on my Facebook page. This won't be found on YouTube anytime soon.4yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
The last pair of endowment movie Adam & Eve's have been identified. Special thanks to u/LeroyParker for the info. We now know who all of these endowment movie actors/actresses are.4yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
WTF is wrong with Mormon parents?! This little girl is 11 years old and has TWO YouTube channels that share WAY TMI.5yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
When I post the new temple movies online it's going to be very quietly through Facebook. Here's a link to a YouTube video that has the comment seen in this picture w/ a link to a 13 minute clip from one of the new movies: https://youtu.be/ZPXxYStfuC0 I'm testing a loophole with this one.4yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Mormons petition Google to change description of Dallin H. Oaks from American attorney to Religious leader in 3..2..1..3yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Let's ordain women, they said. It'll be fair, they said. Let's not and just say we did. They don't need that kind of responsibility. :-05yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
FUN FACT: My wife's (now ex-wife) water broke on January 27, 1991 in the Logan Utah Temple when she was pregnant with our first child. It was a Sunday afternoon.4yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
A 14 year old boy allegedly started it and a 12 year old girl could end it.4yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
I like the prophetic warnings the most. He's not threatening me, he's just telling me that Elohim the Kolobian is going to kill or disable me in a violent car accident that soon cometh. I heard the same thing back in January 2005 when I posted the new changes to the Initiatory online.4yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
I've been asked by the mods to not post a link to Episode 11 of my docuseries here so I'm not. But it is on YouTube, Facebook, and Twitter. Watch it and share your thoughts. Did I go too far?3yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
The list of banned words on RfM has gotten smaller. I have a feeling this is a sign of things to come. In somewhat related news, I've apologized for being such an asshole to Exmormon.com owner/moderator Eric K.4yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
I like to refer to the leaks as The Gong Show and, FYI, Elder Gerrit W. Gong is the next Chuck Barris.4yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Talking about the IHOHTM️, I wonder if they’ll start redoing the handshakes like they did the endowment movies3yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
I sent this compilation of screen shots to Savannah's Bishop yesterday (he's been identified by name in the New York Times) along with a personal message. Keep in mind that he and I talked for about 15 minutes before I posted Savannah's entire testimony online. My message to Bishop Judd Law read:4yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Who makes this Gospel Doctrine for the Godless blog, anyone know? I recorded a Gospel Doctrine teacher in AZ. talking about it (without mentioning it by name) as he was teaching Mosiah 12-17 earlier this year. It sure perked my ears up.4yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
This guy sent me my first death threat four years ago today! This is one of my personal favorites because he told me what day he was going to kill me over four months in advance.5yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
I don't claim to be a role model or have all the answers to the mysteries of the universe. I just know that the scientifically verifiable evidence says that Joseph Smith Jr. was a charlatan and I know what goes on in Mormon temples because I've recorded it on video. Beyond that you're on your own.4yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Holy crap! Zelph On The Shelf knocks another one outta the park. The early release of Brigham Young Rap (on Patreon only for now) is brilliant. Must see!2yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Ugh! Seeing the list u/LeSchmall put together in black and white...well, black and blue...makes me REALLY want to turn that last item on the list into a beautiful clickable blue. ;-)4yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/mormon
A woman who does kids face painting at my favorite local bar/restaurant on Wednesday nights had no kids to paint so she asked me if I wanted my face painted. I asked, Can you do a 'Mike Tyson' tattoo? Yep.5yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/Facepainting
A week ago I was trying to debunk Mormonism with a fake temple video. Now the video is real but it just doesn't show the spirituality of the temple.5yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Rather than watch GC I went to a movie (Masterminds) and Twin Peaks with friends. I chose wisely.4yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Owner of RfM says, What gets blocked are attacks on me personally or to individuals on this site, then his main moderator launches an ugly attack on me calling me a truly nasty and vile person. In her defense, I have been banned from posting there so technically I'm not on his website. LOL4yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
Temple movie fun fact: Blonde Eve doesn't show her shoulders but she gets to TOUCH Adam's bare shoulder.5yr ⋅ NewNameNoah ⋅ r/exmormon
