Those idiot in NJ will surely fall for our lies if we make claims with no evidence and pretend to care about the whales like they do!1yr ⋅ New_Stats ⋅ r/newjersey
This is exactly the kind of addled brained shit I would expect to see from someone who spends all of their day talking about crypto/the stock market. When the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like nails.2yr ⋅ New_Stats ⋅ r/BadMensAnatomy
Ah the war of northern aggression, where the aggressive fort Sumter attacked all those peaceful confederate cannon balls.1yr ⋅ New_Stats ⋅ r/ShermanPosting
NJ is the only state where empanadas are widely available, which is just more proof that we have the best food and food culture in the US.1yr ⋅ New_Stats ⋅ r/newjersey
I never thought I'd agree with one of these cars, but here we are. Stay the fuck out of the left lane if you're not passing.2yr ⋅ New_Stats ⋅ r/InfowarriorRides
And on the fourth day, our Dark Lord demanded thou must do butt stuff with a gas pump nozzle and the people obeyed1yr ⋅ New_Stats ⋅ r/DarkBRANDON
Sure, bad takes on the internet are funny, but bad takes written on cardboard and put on the back of a car are funnier1yr ⋅ New_Stats ⋅ r/NonCredibleDefense
I'm absolutely gobsmacked that the Russian troops are sleeping in a shittier version of a cling wrap shelter featured on five minute crafts1yr ⋅ New_Stats ⋅ r/NonCredibleDefense
Honestly, if you're not running out to get the Joseph R Biden commemorative coin that doesn't really look like him and also has very very creepy teeth, can you even be considered a dark Brandon acolyte?5mo ⋅ New_Stats ⋅ r/DarkBRANDON
Did anyone else get this warning on their phone? It's blue skies here in Hunterdon county.2yr ⋅ New_Stats ⋅ r/newjersey
So we made a thoroughfare for Freedom and her train! Sixty miles in latitude, three hundred to the Maine! Treason fled before us for resistance was in vain! While we were marching through Georgia!1yr ⋅ New_Stats ⋅ r/DarkBRANDON
