I had an allergic reaction to this

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slurp

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no

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chimken

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I ordered this Glass Armor from Argonia Prime last week and it is of less quality than advertised. 0/10 drakes, would not recommend

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brother I request thy logs

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And?

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Why not? Why shouldn't I assume it?

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well

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lizard tibby

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Just two more weeks to slow the Thrassian Plague

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and all was silent, but the wheel kept turning

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cheers I'll drink to that bro

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I saw a mudcrab earlier. horrid creatures

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I will not elaborate.

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Jingle Jangle Jingle

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no

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FINALLY

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based Bosmer?

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Codsworth is so clean in the opening scene, we can see the reflection of the living room in his chrome. Problem is...I'm in the nursery.

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yeah

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lmao cow sex lmao

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ain't that a kick in the head

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....well now I want to go to dibella church

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having a wee bit of an existential crisis rn

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big tittie thief god can get the fuck over it

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get fucked

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you can see why I fell for her

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gay

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witches be trippin

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NORD TIBBIES

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lemme show you my other fire beard 😏

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😉

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fuckin nerds

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This is outrageous; it's unfair!

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what a bitch. fat knockers tho

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poop elf

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I will offer no context.

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I'm chimming to this

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but Aela do be having fat knockers tho

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give us a kiss

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there can only be one Sex Slave Boy, and he does not share power

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bottom text

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fucking bullshit

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Poop Elf Raiding a Sorority House

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u/skingrad_city_guard oh noooo

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Caius, moments after shitting in my cot.

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Proof that Daedra pussy is minty fresh. Praise be unto Kirkbride.

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I'm done. I quit. Dagoth is dead and we all killed him. I am surrounded by idiots. We will never join the Ancestors. Nirn is a prison and we all must suffer.

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so who wants to tell him?

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not the bees. NOT THE BEES

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lmao as if Nords have enough sense to wear desert gear

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Wow ok rude

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c0da makes it real

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I am weed

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imagine carrying a child for nine months and he decides to be a Nord 😩😒🤮

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John Lennon enters Resdayne

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they really did just lose their damn mind over a shell

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DUNMER DISCRIMINATION. SKYRIM IS THE LAND OF SYSTEMIC RACISM

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Morrowind good, Skyrim bad

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but really, I love my sleep

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priorititties

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Profound.

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god fucking damnit

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I said what I said.

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like we haven't all been there

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it's truly magical

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Tullius took my Fuck Nords post too seriously

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The Dreamer has spoken.

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imagine being so gay your own house won't let you stay there

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sujamma works too

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I'm having a baby!

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much love to the young King

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you had one job. just the one (I know they also hunted dragons. let me have my Loki quote)

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ah so that's where game of thrones learned it

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I call next

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yeah

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ye speaks for me

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gay and cuckpilled

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Real ones know.

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now that's a dimmadeal

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lasagna. laugh.

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You thought I was done?

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I am going to have sex with this female Winged Twilight from Morrowind. I find the Winged Twilights in The Elder Scrolls III Morrowind sexy. However, they can fly, plus one would need a fairly advanced training in conjuration to even summon one, let alone to summon it for an extended amount of time.

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no I don't think I will

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shits sexy pour one out for a fallen homie

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Made my dad in game today.

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Fucking degenerates.

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you wouldn't get it

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smooch

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skybaby be like

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but really, what even was that movie

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yeah

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Discuss.

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gay and cock-pilled

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I'm willing to die on this hill

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I got banned for saying bad Nords die and go to Florida, so now I'm gonna say it again but with a picture.

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fuck

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I've been bamboozled

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finally

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imagine birthing a kid and one day he unironically chooses Nord as his default race

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this is a lie. she was the mastermind. guess you could say....it was Almalexia all aloooooong

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I can't believe I actually licked her ass cheeks once

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CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER (I'm partial to Mansplain myself 🥴😩😉)

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hell yeah I'm warm, I live beside a goddamn volcano

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WOW! creepy gang handprint found in post nuclear Boston, FALLOUT/TES CROSSOVER CONFIRMED

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something's wrong I can feel it

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haha cock

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Lizard pussy. Not even once.

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Nobody tell barenziah

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Right. Milk. Ok.

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fuck around, find out

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The Way of the Voice is dumb and so was Jurgen Windcaller

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Meow

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this is what happens when you wipe your ass with history tomes

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Oink

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dunmer hands made this

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Currently honoring the Green Pact by grilling the remains of a Bosmer war party that tried to steal my baked beans and Yuengling.

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we can't expect gods to do all the work

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good Dwemer be like

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Damn, Vehk has internet diarrhea just like u/Neurotic Nyx

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ELF TIBBIES. CAT TIBBIES. LIZARD TIBBIES. TIBBIES!

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gods I wish that were me

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Quite inferior, yes, indeed, hmm, quite (indubitably)

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YES DADDY

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we have fun together

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There are two kinds of people

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suck them toes, bitch

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help a hagraven turned me into a frog (also yes, I am going to be a dad)

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Happy Pride to my homies and ho-mies

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fuck him

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Br*tons: A History

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my c0da has blackjack and dwarf hooker, so yours is invalid

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that odahvussy got me acting strange

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SONS OF MALACATH, I IMPLORE YOU NOW: FALL NOT INTO TEMPTATION, AND YOU SHALL BE DELIVERED INTO THE ETERNAL SEPTIC TANK OF GLORY. SUCH IS THE WILL OF THE ANTICIPATION OF TRINIMAC

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fuck, I hate Nords

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i choose chaos

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Does this one fit here?

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sad but true

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degenerates, all of you

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It's free real estate

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you have got to be fucking kidding me. It's been ten years. TEN. YEARS.

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brethren, let us turn our gaze to that which is to cum

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I want to die.

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SVEN IS A POOP ELF: CONFIRMED. LIGHT THE BEACONS.

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I hate the Piss Elves just as much as the next guy, but the Nords deserve it.

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