HIFW my girlfriend says she wants to kiss me in public, but doesn't feel comfortable or safe enough to.5yr ⋅ nerdyjellyfish ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW the girl I've been dating the past couple of months asks me to be her girlfriend at the bar we had our 2nd date at.5yr ⋅ nerdyjellyfish ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW my girlfriend tells me that she loves my sassiness. (After a lifetime of dating men who never appreciated it.)5yr ⋅ nerdyjellyfish ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
TF your landlord makes when you say there's another person moving into your apartment, she's your girlfriend, and she'll be moving into YOUR bedroom.5yr ⋅ nerdyjellyfish ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW people realize I have zero chill, a lot of confidence, and have no problem communicating honestly.6yr ⋅ nerdyjellyfish ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW every grad school I applied to interviewed me and I've been offered spots to 3 of the 5 programs. (Still waiting to hear on the last 2.)5yr ⋅ nerdyjellyfish ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I have brunch with my girlfriend and we talk about the future, how we feel about kids, and potentially moving abroad together.5yr ⋅ nerdyjellyfish ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
M(internal)RW my young, sweet roommate declines a drink after an exceptionally rough day.7yr ⋅ nerdyjellyfish ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
M(internal)RW I realize I'm going on a date with a girl tonight (it's been about 5 years since I last dated a lady.)6yr ⋅ nerdyjellyfish ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW my dream school, CCA, calls me and offers me a spot along with $36k in scholarships!!!5yr ⋅ nerdyjellyfish ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
TFW you realize that even the people of your own marginalized, oppressed group hate fat/plus size women (and you're pretty much done looking for support).5yr ⋅ nerdyjellyfish ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I'm driving my new (to me) car while listening to Trap Queen and reminding myself that I BOUGHT MY CAR ALL BY MYSELF LIKE THE BOSS BITCH THAT I AM.7yr ⋅ nerdyjellyfish ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Me when I'm at my first Pride with my girlfriend and I see the religious protesters and their dumb signs. Becky, no one invited you, okay?5yr ⋅ nerdyjellyfish ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I have sex with the beautiful girl I'm seeing AND break my 3 year dry spell.5yr ⋅ nerdyjellyfish ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I come out to my mom as queer at the tender age of 34 and she responds well to it.5yr ⋅ nerdyjellyfish ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I go to other subreddits and encounter entitled, privileged dudes and then I remind myself that TrollX exists. Hugs for all you wonderful ladies.7yr ⋅ nerdyjellyfish ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I see that my mom has sent me an Ulta gift card and it hits me hard that she lives across the country.6yr ⋅ nerdyjellyfish ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
M(internal)RW I meet fellow late in life lesbians/queers and we bond over how we'll never go back to men.5yr ⋅ nerdyjellyfish ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW women see me eating and they tell me they're full or they couldn't possibly eat any more food.5yr ⋅ nerdyjellyfish ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW someone tells me they don't want to daydrink on our group vacation.5yr ⋅ nerdyjellyfish ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the cute, nerdy, vinyl obsessed guy I was seeing ended things abruptly...right as I was catching feelings.6yr ⋅ nerdyjellyfish ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
TFW you have good news, but your circle of friends are going through some shit...5yr ⋅ nerdyjellyfish ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
TFW you realize that you've been dating the wrong gender (cis, white guys) and dating women/trans/queer people is fucking amazing.6yr ⋅ nerdyjellyfish ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I get an early offer to a top MFA program (with potential full funding) and all I can think about is that one prof who said to add more safety schools.5yr ⋅ nerdyjellyfish ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I start on MFA grad school applications to my five dream schools.6yr ⋅ nerdyjellyfish ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
M(internal)RW my roommate thinks that her passive aggressive/snarky comments will work on me.6yr ⋅ nerdyjellyfish ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Hey Trolls, I'm moving 8 hours away from my friends and the state I've lived in for 20+ years. If you've made a huge move and have feedback re: anxiety, money stress, missing friends, adjusting to a big city, PLZ ADVISE!5yr ⋅ nerdyjellyfish ⋅ r/AskTrollX