After seeing Michael Cohen (Trump’s personal lawyer) say today he’ll plead the 5th in the Stormy Daniels case, and Trump has said this in the past: “The mob takes the Fifth. If you're innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?”6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
A friendly reminder to Alabama Redditors who are voting tomorrow6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Trump is spending Martin Luther King Jr. Day (a day that he and every president since 1994 have designated as a “day of service”) golfing for the 94th time during his presidency instead of doing acts of community service and civic work like past presidents6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Trump on the Chinese president abolishing term limits: “He's now president for life. President for life. And he's great. And look, he was able to do that. I think it's great. Maybe we'll give that a shot some day.6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
So Trump is claiming that he would have run into a school shooting without a weapon6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After seeing Trump call Democrats “treasonous” and “un-American” for not clapping for him during his State of the Union6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
After finding out that at least six of Trump’s advisors, including Steve Bannon, used private e-mail accounts while working for The White House7yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After seeing conservatives online (and an assistant to a Florida state lawmaker) falsely accuse Florida shooting survivors of being “actors” and that they were coached by gun control advocates and Democrats6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Trump gave himself “a 10” today for his response to the devastation caused by the hurricane in Puerto Rico7yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
After hearing that Melania Trump’s parents have green cards, meaning that they are likely in the US under what President Trump calls “chain migration,” which he also wants to get rid of6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After reading that Roy Moore said in an interview that getting rid of every constitutional amendment after the 10th would “eliminate many problems”6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
It’s nice to get some huge uplifting news every once in a while, especially when they both happen on the same day7yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MRW Trump blames the Florida school shooting on the FBI’s Russia investigation6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW Trump has ordered the Pentagon to plan a grand military parade, complete with soldiers marching and tanks rolling down the streets of Washington6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/reactiongifs
After reading that Roy Moore said in an interview that getting rid of every constitutional amendment after the 10th would “eliminate many problems”6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Trump on the Chinese president abolishing term limits: “He's now president for life. President for life. And he's great. And look, he was able to do that. I think it's great. Maybe we'll give that a shot some day.6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Michael Wolff’s Trump administration tell-all book quotes economic advisor Gary Cohn on Trump: “It’s worse than you can imagine ... Trump won’t read anything—not one-page memos, not the brief policy papers, nothing. He gets up halfway through meetings with world leaders because he is bored.”6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MRW the Kickstarter for an animated series about the time-traveling adventures of Barack Obama and Joe Biden reaches its goal of $100,0007yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/reactiongifs
After seeing many players from the Ravens and Jaguars take a knee during the first NFL game today7yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
MRW I realize that Avengers: Infinity War comes out on April 27th - before Kim Jong Un and Trump meet in late May - so I can at least see that before I die by nuclear annihilation6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW former Mexican president Vicente Fox said that Trump’s mouth “is the foulest shithole in the world” in response to Trump’s “shithole countries” comments6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW the FBI raided the office of Trump’s longtime lawyer Michael Cohen today and seized records related to Stormy Daniels6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Harvey Weinstein’s career is in tatters after more than 50 women have accused him of sexual misconduct. Trump has been accused by 17 women of sexual misconduct as well, yet he’s the U.S. president.7yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After hearing that Martin Shkreli is now in jail for offering a reward for a strand of Hillary Clinton's hair on Facebook7yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After hearing that former Playboy model Karen McDougal says that Trump told her she was “beautiful like Ivanka” during their alleged affair6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
So Trump is reportedly furious at his chief of staff John Kelly for saying that his Mexican border wall pledges during the campaign were “uninformed”6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After reading Trump’s statement that he would rather focus on North Korea and Iran than “fixing somebody’s back or their knee”7yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Mueller’s coming: A federal judge has filed the first charges in the Mueller investigation, and people could be taken into custody as soon as Monday.7yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Good Guy FBI Director Christopher Wray (a Trump appointee, believe it or not)6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
All I could think of during Trump’s State of the Union address last night6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
So Quentin Tarantino defended Roman Polanski in a resurfaced interview by saying that Polanski’s 13-year-old victim “wanted to have it” and that sex with a minor is “not rape”6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After seeing Trump insist that there was “no collusion” 16 times in The New York Times interview6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After hearing that NBC has cast John Legend to play Jesus Christ in their live production of Jesus Christ Superstar6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After hearing that the Trump administration’s proposed budget eliminates the Public Service Loan Forgiveness Program, reduces the number of income-driven repayment plans, and ends federal funding for PBS and NPR6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MRW Trump tweeted today that his approval rating among black Americans has doubled (It hasn’t and his approval rating from them is currently at 3%)6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/reactiongifs
After seeing Trump say that he did not fire James Comey because of the Russia investigation on Twitter this morning6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
So Time Inc. (owner of Time magazine) has just been sold to a company backed by the conservative Koch brothers6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Trump is now accusing the widow of Sgt. La David Johnson of being a liar on Twitter after she gave a live interview this morning disputing the president’s account of their phone call7yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Senator Bob Corker tweeted #AlertTheDayCareStaff this morning in response to Trump’s tweets regarding him7yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
MRW the Jumanji sequel is the #1 movie in America for the third week in a row and has grossed over $300 million domestically6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/reactiongifs
After seeing Trump last night equate the Florida school shooting with the FBI’s Russia probe on Twitter - just when you thought he couldn’t go any lower6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MRW I hear that Quentin Tarantino defended Roman Polanski in a resurfaced interview by saying that Polanski’s 13-year-old victim “wanted to have it” and that sex with a minor is “not rape”6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/reactiongifs
After hearing Trump say the hurricane that devastated Puerto Rico wasn’t a “real catastrophe” like Katrina7yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After seeing Trump saying that not clapping for him is “treasonous” and that he desires a grand military parade6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MRW I’m a DC Films executive and I see the new trailer for Avengers: Infinity War6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/reactiongifs
My reaction when Trump referred to Bob Corker as “Liddle’ Bob Corker” when attacking him on Twitter yesterday7yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After seeing Trump’s threats to revoke NBC’s broadcast license because of their unflattering coverage of him7yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
So The New York Times today released audio debunking Trump’s claim that they “set up” Bob Corker (Corker says on tape that he hopes they’re taping)7yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After reading multiple reports today that the situation in Puerto Rico is getting even worse (people drinking potentially unsafe water, disease spreading, etc.), along with criticism that the Trump administration isn’t doing enough7yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I don’t think that Trump is going to be happy about this (Happy Mueller Monday!)6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After seeing John Kelly literally facepalm in reaction to Trump's UN speech7yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Let’s see how well insulting our allies as “shithole countries” goes for you, Mr. President6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Good Guy Alabama Republican (A Republicans for Doug Jones movement now exists, with thousands of supporters on Facebook)6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
So Trump is again saying that he believes Putin’s word that Russia did not interfere in the 2016 election, despite the U.S. intelligence community’s assessment (and the word of Trump appointees) that they did interfere7yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
The local theater near me just opened after renovations yesterday. They now have a fully stocked bar, which will surely make my viewing of Justice League this weekend more tolerable.6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
So Mike Pence left a Colts game today because players knelt during the national anthem7yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
So Trump announced today that he is sending National Guard troops to the U.S.-Mexico border in response to the caravan of Central American people seeking asylum who are on their way to Mexico and the U.S.6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After seeing reports yesterday that Jeff Sessions actually did reject a proposal to set up a meeting between Trump and Putin, despite saying he had “no knowledge” about this during his congressional testimony7yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MRW I’m John Krasinski and A Quiet Place, which I directed and starred in, makes back its $17 million budget in one day (It grossed $19 million on Friday and will gross about $46 million this weekend)6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/reactiongifs
So Trump insulted the Democratic leaders of Congress this morning on Twitter, which caused them to cancel their scheduled budget meeting with him today6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
After hearing that Trump reportedly wants to get rid of Jeff Sessions, Rod Rosenstein, and FBI Director Christopher Wray6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After seeing Trump blame Democrats for separating immigrant children from their families on Twitter this morning6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After seeing Trump call Democrats “treasonous” and “un-American” for not clapping for him during his State of the Union6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After seeing Trump make the false statement that Obama didn’t call the families of fallen soldiers7yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After seeing the report today that a Playboy model has spoken out about her 2006 affair with Trump (while he was married to Melania), yet more evidence of his infidelity while married to her6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
So Trump has now tweeted at North Korea’s Kim Jong Un that his nuclear button is “much bigger & more powerful” than Kim’s6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After seeing Trump’s tweet about how “Even Usain Bolt” respected the national anthem7yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After seeing Trump saying that not clapping for him is “treasonous” and that he desires a grand military parade6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
After reading that Trump reportedly said that it wasn’t him on the infamous Access Hollywood “Grab her by the pussy” tape6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After seeing that former President Barack Obama is the “most admired man” for the 10th year in a row according to Gallup (beating out Trump by 3 percent)6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After seeing Trump take credit for inventing the word “fake” during an interview with Mike Huckabee7yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After seeing Michael Cohen (Trump’s personal lawyer) say today he’ll plead the 5th in the Stormy Daniels case, and Trump has said this in the past: “The mob takes the Fifth. If you're innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?”6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/The_Mueller
MRW Trump has ordered the Pentagon to plan a grand military parade, complete with soldiers marching and tanks rolling down the streets of Washington6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
After reading multiple confirmed reports that the Florida shooter was a MAGA hat-wearing Trump supporter and a white nationalist, yet Republicans online are calling him a “liberal” or a “Democrat.” Or, in the case of Jeff Sessions, he is blaming the Florida shooting on gang violence.6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My reaction to Trump pressuring Mitch McConnell to protect him from the Russia investigation and also calling a GOP senator in order to convince him to kill a bill protecting Mueller7yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
So Star Trek: Discovery is officially rated TV-MA (for mature audiences only)7yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Trump tweeted photos today suggesting that they are depicting the start of his Mexican border wall, but they actually aren’t and are photos of a unrelated replacement for a border wall in California that was built in the ‘90s6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After hearing the Alabama governor say that she’ll vote for Roy Moore despite the sexual misconduct allegations against him6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
In response to Trump's remarks today that removing Confederate monuments changes history7yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
So Quentin Tarantino might possibly direct the next Star Trek film6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After seeing multiple stories critical of Trump on Breitbart today7yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Bollywood action movie Pathaan grossed an estimated $1.87 million from 694 locations in the U.S. Deadline is estimating a $5.75 million 3-day weekend (with a five-day total of $8.4 million). Deadline is currently projecting it to land at #5 for the weekend.1yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/boxoffice
My reaction when angry Trump supporters complain on Twitter about Obama's conduct as president during Hurricane Katrina (even though he wasn't in office yet)7yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MRW Tucker Carlson said that Trump looking into the sun without any glasses was perhaps the most impressive thing any president has ever done.7yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/reactiongifs
My reaction when hearing Trump say today that he should have left three black UCLA players in a Chinese jail since a player’s father did not express gratitude6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
The U.N. voted overwhelmingly today to condemn President Trump’s declaration of Jerusalem as Israel’s capital6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
As a Pennsylvanian who believes in fair elections, this was very welcome news to hear yesterday (The U.S. Supreme Court turned down a gerrymander appeal and federal judges dismissed the GOP’s lawsuit)6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MRW the shitty GOP health care bill to repeal Obamacare is dead7yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/reactiongifs
So Patrick Stewart is officially interested in playing Jean-Luc Picard in the R-rated, Quentin Tarantino-directed Star Trek movie6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MRW hearing that the final two Game of Thrones episodes this season will be almost movie-length7yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW Oprah Winfrey officially said that’s she not running for President of the United States, meaning that America has dodged a bullet and we won’t have another celebrity running with no political experience6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW Trump tweeted this morning that he’s “a very stable genius” who is “like, really smart”6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/reactiongifs
After hearing that Clarissa Explains It All and Blue’s Clues are coming back to Nickelodeon6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After reading that Trump reportedly tried to fire Robert Mueller for a second time in December6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
After hearing that Trump has spent every weekend of October at his golf club, despite frequently accusing Obama of golfing while on the job (Current Trump Presidential Golf Count: 72)7yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After reading the news that Devin Nunes didn’t read the FISA applications and that even some top Republicans in Congress are calling the Nunes memo a bunch of bullshit6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
So Trump is claiming that he would have run into a school shooting without a weapon6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
After seeing Trump tweet this morning that he’s “a very stable genius” who is “like, really smart”6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MRW I hear that Arnold Schwarzenegger is undergoing emergency heart surgery right now6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/reactiongifs
A naked girl can get thousands of upvotes, how much for our boy here (Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein, who personally approved the FBI raid Monday of Michael Cohen, Trump’s attorney)?6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/The_Mueller
After seeing Kellyanne Conway say this morning that she “has no reason not to believe” the women who have accused former White House staff secretary Rob Porter of domestic abuse and that Trump “shows great compassion” for women6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
After seeing Trump freak the fuck out on Twitter this morning when he called out Robert Mueller by name for the first time this weekend, despite being instructed by his legal team to avoid publicly criticizing Mueller by name or to directly antagonize the special counsel6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/The_Mueller
The horrendous critical reaction to The Emoji Movie has really made my week.7yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After reading that Trump reportedly said that it wasn’t him on the infamous Access Hollywood “Grab her by the pussy” tape6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
MRW draft dodging President Trump says that he would run into a school shooting even if he didn’t have a weapon6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/startrekgifs
So White House advisors are already warning Trump that he could be impeached, according to Newsweek7yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
So Trump is blaming violent video games and movies for youth violence and says that “maybe they have to put a rating system” for video games6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After hearing that the Trump administration’s proposed budget eliminates the Public Service Loan Forgiveness Program, reduces the number of income-driven repayment plans, and ends federal funding for PBS and NPR6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
MRW Trump said that clean coal is when miners literally take coal and clean it, despite the fact that coal is the dirtiest of all fossil fuels and you can't clean it.7yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/reactiongifs
White House aides reportedly treat Trump like a child, including following parenting tips to control his temper tantrums7yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Looks like a lot of white supremacists are losing their jobs after being spotted at the Charlottesville rally7yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Of course Trump is now threatening to shut down the government in order to fund his border wall; despite the fact that his party controls all branches of government7yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After hearing that Trump reportedly asked a CIA official why a drone strike in Syria didn’t also kill the target’s family6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
After seeing Trump boast on Twitter today that he led the charge against the assault of the phrase Merry Christmas6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
After seeing the report today that a Playboy model has spoken out about her 2006 affair with Trump (while he was married to Melania), yet more evidence of his infidelity while married to her6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
After seeing Trump blame Democrats for separating immigrant children from their families on Twitter this morning6yr ⋅ NeilPoonHandler ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
