Why does everything I pick up turn into a weapon? Am I alone here?7yr ⋅ NegligentDischarge ⋅ r/Gecko45
I am going to use my deadly craft to take up tree trimming to earn a few Benjamin's7yr ⋅ NegligentDischarge ⋅ r/Gecko45
I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls.6yr ⋅ NegligentDischarge ⋅ r/Gecko45
I don't understand how some rifles can't shoot for shit outside of 30 yards7yr ⋅ NegligentDischarge ⋅ r/Gecko45
Security Officer selection process, needless to say this one failed!7yr ⋅ NegligentDischarge ⋅ r/Gecko45
If you cunts gets a stiffy over this then give me an upvote before you blow your load.8yr ⋅ NegligentDischarge ⋅ r/weekendgunnit
What weapon should we get to defend our mall against Ballistic Missles?6yr ⋅ NegligentDischarge ⋅ r/Gecko45
The security gaurd at Zales has a surprisingly amout of confidence in my abilities.7yr ⋅ NegligentDischarge ⋅ r/Gecko45
I am filling in for a plain clothes security officer. Is this too over the top?8yr ⋅ NegligentDischarge ⋅ r/Gecko45
I always got a pack of cigs on me and inside I hide my problem solvers. You never know when I might get taken prisoner and they might overlook this little stash.8yr ⋅ NegligentDischarge ⋅ r/Gecko45
Judging by the size of this Hand Cannon, I am not sure I would feel comfortable with only my neck bracing it.7yr ⋅ NegligentDischarge ⋅ r/Gecko45
How to get the last few stragglers out of the mall before we lock up.7yr ⋅ NegligentDischarge ⋅ r/Gecko45
My RTFer's meet at the range every night and shoot 400 rounds each through weapons that closely resemble our duty setup8yr ⋅ NegligentDischarge ⋅ r/Gecko45
You can use this fore benis to do stabby things with. I MUST HAVE THIS!7yr ⋅ NegligentDischarge ⋅ r/Gecko45
A good survival knife is invaluable to have, especially if you need to be stabby!7yr ⋅ NegligentDischarge ⋅ r/Gecko45
OK, so I don't feel bad. Everyone has done this .......right guys?7yr ⋅ NegligentDischarge ⋅ r/Gecko45
New Tactic: Shoot the pavement 10 feet in front of your target to skip the bullet for a kill shot.7yr ⋅ NegligentDischarge ⋅ r/Gecko45
This is the shit I have to deal with on a daily basis. Is he reaching for his problem solver or is he just cleaning his glasses. The stress is unbearable.8yr ⋅ NegligentDischarge ⋅ r/Gecko45
Row, row, row your boat. Gently down the stream, Merrily merrily, merrily, merrily. Life is but a dream.8yr ⋅ NegligentDischarge ⋅ r/Gecko45
Happiness, coming home and she cleaned some of your guns for you.7yr ⋅ NegligentDischarge ⋅ r/Gecko45
Does anybody else have a problem of their gun rusting when you have it in deep concealment?6yr ⋅ NegligentDischarge ⋅ r/Gecko45
If this don't make your pecker hard then you don't know how to oper8.7yr ⋅ NegligentDischarge ⋅ r/Gecko45
We are in charge of other peoples lives, we must keep up with technology.6yr ⋅ NegligentDischarge ⋅ r/Gecko45
Mall Security trains harder then everyone else. That is why we are the best.7yr ⋅ NegligentDischarge ⋅ r/Gecko45
Want to look ten years younger? Shave the beard off, that's what I did.7yr ⋅ NegligentDischarge ⋅ r/Gecko45
When you are taking a shower but they call a code red down at Macy's.8yr ⋅ NegligentDischarge ⋅ r/Gecko45
I keep a gat crank in my pocket just in case SHTF and I need to go full auto7yr ⋅ NegligentDischarge ⋅ r/Gecko45
My new recruit, if I could only get her to shoot something bigger then a .227yr ⋅ NegligentDischarge ⋅ r/Gecko45
We have all heard of Roof Korean's but have you heard of Takeout Chinese?7yr ⋅ NegligentDischarge ⋅ r/Gecko45
