I swing both ways OwO
I’m allergic to a lot of things.
More cringy neko roleplays.
Foot fetish person DMed a person, they sent them to the mods (and the creep got silenced).
I hate waking up chained with a penis to my face. Worst kidnapping ever.
A round of a dick that small? Nah.
My dick is the dick that will pierce the heavens!
Forget the 11 inch penis. This bowl of cereal looks way better.
Guess it’s not into preying mantises.
No appreciation for trumpets. Smh
The Horny Tree guy Returns: This time to use the bathroom.
When they won’t make your tits bigger.
Can it be a girl? Okay, it’s Christina Hansen.
Thanks for picking up my keys.
Explain This Fuckery
Congratulations! You learned how to do it without me!
Just like balloons
Loss of dick or no sex
It wanted to be the Whomping Willow.
Those OOC stutterers.
How to Derail a Dirty Pokémon Roleplay.
Probably a meme given to me, but still relevant.
Give me pics of your feet *blushie face*
I wake up and I get this lovely paragraph.
Why won’t you help me and the Jedis? ;-;
Weird ways to say hello.
This is too run-on to understand.
Horses wear condoms? Also there’s so much wrong both anatomically and biologically.
To Catch a Predator: Loli Edition //Edit: Finally edited all the names out. >.>/:
How does one rub gas?
Local feed as usual.
*Pokes your shoe*
The voices, they’re telling me to post this.
A banana has no ass, but a gun.
Goddamn Vore Fetishes!
idk im just bored (also i dont do clean here
But wait! There’s more!
._____. Okay. . .
If I did the “I’m allergic to X.” Joke again, that be unoriginal.
Another leashed neko.
When you desperate for a voice chat.
Update to Previous Post. Credit for DM: Some friend
But I’m a girl.
Banana with a Gun
“Ur odd having a human body” ._. Okay?
The amount of “and” in the sentence.
-Shreds kiss in the blender.-
I’m a girl, I’m a guy, I’m an attack helicopter!
Yeah yeah yeah
Context: Immediately asks me to be their girlfriend despite claiming to have one. Then they ask me to cheat on my boyfriend for him.
Flirting at its maximum.
A Run-on of sex. So intimate (Edit)
Some dude wanted a Roleplay and then this.
Can’t people just give a civil conversation?
Why do people think giving a wiener pic is good?