But the mayonnaise didn’t get on the cookie?

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Fresh OC, just for you. (He was trying to say they was preparing them for choir)

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Blursed porn sites

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I don’t think that’s what happened, mate.

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Chicken or fish?

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He knew exactly what he was doing

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Untrustworthy because I can’t see if the bag is sealed and the rounds are dissimilar, but also this is from Brazil so it is possible.

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It can be a fun game, but come on.

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Same.

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How heavy is that cat?

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Imagine stubbing your toe on this beast.

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Career criminal cat

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Couldn’t find the actual picture, but this seems pretty fitting.

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Wish is obsessed with the idea I must do drugs. (I’m assuming this is for huffing Nitrous Oxide, a technically legal to buy drug)

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OC

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“It’s a coal miner shirt!!”

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Childhood before adulthood

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Never even thought about this. Guess the game was rigged from the start.

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Two women fighting for 3 minutes may be worth $400 according to this guy. So $133.33 a minute. A 40 hour week would be $320,000/week. 1,280,000/month or $15,360,000/year. I’ve gotten beat up for far less.

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Hopefully not a repost idk

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From accidental wrestling

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This WWII era Turkish army officers dress sword that I found cleaning out my grandfathers things. We sadly have no idea how he got it to begin with. He was not a weapons collector.

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Not wrong, though.

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So much forehead on this person

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Guess who just dropped out of the race?

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Kids these days.

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OC 4 u

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By out she means out of jail, which she was also recently in...

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Reverse infowarrior ride. Clearly it was Opposite Day.

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That is indeed how numbers work

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So upon selling them, nobody realized that could happen?

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I heard a creak, then my glasses fell off. Turns out they were ready to break.

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Ever tried using their own logic on them? Lol. Took out my own last name just so I don’t get accused of doxxing myself.

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This whole cupboard is grotesque.

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I don’t care about walls or climbers or presidents, but this is human for scale for sure.

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This sponsored IG ad took me a minute.

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Found in the wild.

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SLPT: Use crystal meth to keep yourself healthy.

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How to be okay with having a communist friend

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I wonder

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Thanks, I hate the alimentary canal.

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I’m like kinda right wing but this makes me shiver

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My set up on an average Saturday.

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Do you go to a locksmith? School didn’t prepare me for this situation.

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Am I the only one that thinks this looks like the Tesla truck?

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Why exactly did the most upvoted comments get deleted? The replies imply they were really funny...

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Lasted 5 mins on conspiracy. Investigate pizzagate/Comet Pizza

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To be young again

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Finally got banned on the AJ subreddit. At least I got an apology from the cuck himself lol

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