My mom made me a pan of brownies for my birthday, and my son insisted on to carrying them on the way home. Got back and somehow they ended up with a giant footprint in them.3yr ⋅ nday79 ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
My kids were always complaining about getting the heel of a bread loaf, so I started flipping it over and putting the end side down so they wouldn’t know.3yr ⋅ nday79 ⋅ r/lifehacks
My 10 year old reading a book to his younger brother. 8 yo: “What’s a biceps?” 10 yo: “It probably means penis...”2yr ⋅ nday79 ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Seeing a comic on r/funny reminded me of this brilliant decision my son made. He really wanted a minion I guess.2yr ⋅ nday79 ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Just hanging out with the whole crew. I counted about thirty basking on the creek while on a bike ride today.4yr ⋅ nday79 ⋅ r/turtle
Wife was super appreciative about the early Mother’s Day then immediately stated she can’t wait to see what I’ve got planned for our anniversary Thursday.1yr ⋅ nday79 ⋅ r/daddit
40th & 41st birthday (today) pics. Near a healthy BMI for the first time in 20 yrs. (6ft 205>185=-20lbs) 16:8 to OMAD in 4 months. Now 18:6, heavy lifting 3x/wk, some cardio, & increased protein.3yr ⋅ nday79 ⋅ r/intermittentfasting
Can someone help me identify this character? Another version of Sonic maybe?3yr ⋅ nday79 ⋅ r/SonicTheHedgehog
My ER Doc wife @ her 10 hr COVID tent shift/stitching up our 4yo’s forehead after she got home4yr ⋅ nday79 ⋅ r/pics
I know this get asked a lot, but I’m interested in figuring out our new pet turtle’s gender. Any help is greatly appreciated. I can post more pics if necessary. Pet store said it’s an African Sideneck.4yr ⋅ nday79 ⋅ r/turtle
