Heard people complaining that the main character is ugly. Now that I look, it really feels like something is missing...

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Decided to fix all those maps we see around here. To be specific, to put a certain country in the place indicated by the data we see of them.

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Dogs in games.

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Plz send help.

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Why yes, game, that was the exact offensive I wanted there.

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The Unbidden arrived to consume our galaxy... and landed in just about the worst place possible.

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The result of ~12 hours of collective r/europe madness. I hope everyone is happy, because I am going to sleep and not spamming the sub with this every day. (Seriously, it was meant to be a throwaway joke I slapped together)

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PSA: The Gigastructures mod allows you to finally have enuff dakka... or at least almost...

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Excuse me, engineers.... Why is there a very nondescript and easy-to-press Disable Containment button on the freaking antimatter tank?!

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Apparently, I picked up too many starbase upgrade cost reductions. The best in-universe explanation wins 3.5 imaginary cookies.

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Our DM loves such... creative thinking.

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Well... that is certainly A start...

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Behold, that rarest of beasts! A competent Italy!

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The engineers named it The Hot Seat

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When you think your AC is high enough to charge in and draw all their fire without becoming a target dummy. (Meme with mad paint skills.)

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Stuck between a toaster and a priest.

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The problem with mages, is always that they insist on their arcane methods for everything, instead of embracing the fruits of the industrial revolution. Behold, old-timers, the lab of a modern mage!

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Got 4 L-Gates that only threaten me, Karabnar is about to foolishly open them, and I know that it has the Grey Tempest behind it this time... Time to fight a war on 4 fronts, I suppose.

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Was reminded of this masterpiece, and decided to apply the post-publishing requests(as best able).

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Good old Tenno family.

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So it just occurred to me as I was replaying Skyrim again: These forges suck, and the smiths are not much better.

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I thought stationing full citadels and 30K of fleet power at every border crossing would keep me safe. Now I see 70K Unbidden fleets at the gates.

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I have done it. It took me several days, and the game was so laggy, I could not actually play while I waited. I had several of these setups, charging the core at 45 TRF/tick. If my old maths stand up, this is as much energy as the meteor that killed the dinosaurs. (Tower still under construction)

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Well.... It is fitting, I suppose.

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You have guts, boy, I'll give you that...

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Toilet door was measured real tight in this place.

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60% devastation, you say?

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Well then... If no one has any objections, I hereby proclaim myself the second Emperor of the United States of America.

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Oh boy, here comes the fun: Somehow joining all those edges in a sensible manner...

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With the mastery of electromagnetism, energy solutions, construction, and the secrets of gravity manipulation, as well as the processing and manufacturing capacity of a country, we have finally figured it out... Yes, the forbidden knowledge of putting an 8th box on top of the previous 7.

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'Tis but a flesh wound. The sea is literally red with your blood for hundreds of miles! We'll call it a draw.

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I have been trying to figure out why my water splitters are not, in fact, splitting water at all for ages. Decide to keep following the pipes in the maze that is an unfinished huge ship, all the way from the cargo bay to the tanks. Then I find this instead of a conveyor junction...

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Status of women: No.

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Anyone know why transfer windows tend to have these very thin, very high dV stribes in the middle of the low dV bands?

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....I spent a week fixing all the highways... Only to later realize that the game is randomly deleting my work... Right, I'm out, Commonwealth Restoration cancelled, everyone can just keep drowning in trash and killing each other. I'm moving underground with blackjack and hookers.

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Things felt wrong so I took some known locations. The map is way bigger than casually walking across it would suggest. (the distances here are approximations) Also, things are just in the wrong place in general.

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Decided that I don't have the patience to hand-craft a thousand electric furnaces, wanted to toss the materials into the production line instead. Stopped the hand-crafting. Big mistake...

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I accidentally spawned 3 putrid rats in my castle before I could stop the damn thing... Which then proceeded to multiply like rabbits. I need to get a cat. Do vampires keep cats?

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I'm helping!

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The assassin droids can fly now.... We are all domed! Dooomeeed!

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Hm.... This Kyanite is a strange hue. Must be special.

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Funky Kerbin is Funky

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The Krakatoa caldera on this map might be somewhat excessive. It implies a (former) magma chamber of a decent-sized country.

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I decided to check up on what the AI was up to, and apparently... The most ambitious naval invasion attempt I have seen...

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These have been trying times, but we have passed the test. The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed, but I assure you my resolve has never been stronger.

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No touching. I am become speed.

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Lekmod, standard map size, spawn distance set to far

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Have been playing Civ V for years, this is the first time I see a river this thicc. At first I thought maybe it was a failed map generation, two continents were touching, but no. That is a river.

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Scout lance with some light direct-fire support, heading out for a recon mission.

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Beat the heart with the Silent for the first time. I was resigned to die at this point, but ended up winning. See if you can spot my salvation.

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*furiously clearing land and paving over paradise. Looks around* .....Oh shit...

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ONE slime manages to climb the ladder out of the trash mob category, and suddenly they all think they are top dog!

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My scouts somehow managed to explore an area that is completely unreachable.

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Look ma', I'm contributing.

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Oh ffs...

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Several hundred brave kerbals are now riding nuclear fire into interstellar space, where they shall (hopefully) encounter a star with a colonizable planet. Unfortunately, the engineers forgot to include an antenna, so we will never learn their fate.

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Normandy, something went horribly wrong. We need extraction, and have Dr. Chakwas ready.

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I did a thing. (With basically 0 art skills and using only paint, so use your imagination)

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What is best in life?

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Uh? Anyone know what bug this is? I returned to monke.

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Accidentally edited over 110 Atlases into my inventory. Yang had to store them somewhere all of a sudden, so he made creative use of zip-ties, cable ropes, and the vastness of space.

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Sir, what is our casus belli for this war? .....De-goring...

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Gliding over the shores of Laythe, when suddenly, art.

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Not one step back! In the name of the Man-Emperor of Mankind!

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My second FE this game turned out to be.... *drumroll please* ....cyborg space dragon stagnant ascendacy! Anyone who had that as their bet, this way please.

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Still not finished, but damn it is already starting to kill my PC. (Done mostly with the Keeps and Castles mod)

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Some still survive... until they give their quests in later acts...

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That awkward feeling when you accidentally set up a *sublight* interstellar supply route, but no one questions your orders so they just say goodbye to their homes and friends as they embark upon a largely meaningless multi-generational supply run... And then it is too awkward to have them rescued...

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Wait, what?

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I'm.... sorry? I swear I will try to kill you next time...

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Plate Mail

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Find a tidally locked world. Be happy that you finally found a place of perpetual sphere reception. Warp there with all the gear to set up shop. Find out that 99% of the surface is too... unstable to support buildings...

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This sounds like the exact thing the commonwealth needs!

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The Omnissiah demands more Electromagnetic Turbines!

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South African police takes no shit. Sebillan was already suppressed when I got there, guy Neo-d a shot while standing in the open, return fired thrice and gutted the poor alien on the spot. Then walked over to the wall for a smoke or something I guess.

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So, at the start of the career, I cycled through the random names, and stopped at Chan, just because I found it funny. The dialogues make the name way more entertaining than I anticipated.

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How is this for an end-game industrial powerhouse system?

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It might be time to sell... Or just keep squeezing the market, I am in no hurry to drown in dust.

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Whoever thought this challenge was a good idea, may your pillow always be slightly too warm for comfort... on both sides...

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Man, if only there was a more plentiful source of iron than smashing rare intact furniture and crates in the hope that you will get a few nuggets from it.

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The scout Atlases report finding some Capellan calling himself J Edgar Ice. They also report, that he managed to miss every single one of them with every shot so far...

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The top of the case is decidedly toasty, and the closest heat source is the CPU cooling, a solid 10 cm below it...

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When life is trying to send you a message... in the first turn of a tri-cultist fight...

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Well... that certainly is *a* way to go...

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Just tested the main cannon of my ship(while it is still in the drydock...) on 5 layers of heavy armor. I am at least 3% certain that the asteroid did not have a hole in it before the test... But even if it did, this picture should adequately intimidate any international observers.

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Uh.... is this.... canon?

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Pay attention people. This right here, is the peak of mech combat tactics.

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So, for some reason, all the Adams in my game generated with no culture and no religion.... And this seems to be the source of my crash at a fix date. So, this morning shall be spent with an Adamicide across the known world, see if that saves us all from annihilation.

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There is no problem that the liberal application of brute force can't solve. So screw calculations, every planet will just be converted into a forge-world producing exactly one thing. This is what the Supermagnetic Ring system looks after just one round of construction. Praise the Omnissiah.

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Couldnt be arsed to leave my homeworld, and the nature reserve is even more isolated than a hypochondriac shut-in during a pandemic, so I decided to just build my shopping mall on the south pole.

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Still in the fight.

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I present to you... a.... castle? In the story, which involves flying and magic mind you, this was presented as a fine protective structure that encircles the whole village. And they grow all their food inside....

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Lyons took back control of the Brotherhood detachment in Boston, and Maxson was told to go on a vacation. I next found him chilling in a pimp night club when running errands.

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Finally, a way to utilize all those corpses!

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Behold, the world's newest Nuclear Powerplant: Chernobly, producing 35GW of power! And its completely green! All the nuclear by-products are either washed away by nature's helping hand/waterfall, or dumped onto an island with no resource value whatsoever. Order Your's today!

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Not sure if this is a right place for it, but let us play a game: How many crimes against medieval realism can you spot?

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How much stuff you need to process all the uranium on the map. Thats just for the cells. Next project is the fuel rods themselves(and of course beacons and oscillators for it...), while praying that the math checks out in the whole thing...

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My lance is ready, Moderbjorn.

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Nazamroth Industries is pleased to present the mighty Bullshark II. What is better than a Bullshark? Why, two of them in one unit, of course. Buy one now, or be the target dummy of the one your enemies do.

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So... would this be counted as a stable sink rate?

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Literally unplayable... (/s)

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I refuse to run low on turbines this time!

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Preview of my newest insane creation, with helpful notes attached. I sabotaged myself so many times when building it for marginally better results...

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We have been fighting over this system with the Sheredyn for over a hundred turns... Since our outposts finished on the same turn, and we are allies, it never turned into a colony... We agreed that it will be just left there and we both keep our single world.... And then, trees...

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Someone write an SCP report... I suspect the involvement of SCP-184... Or Cthulhu.

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Scotty, you were operating the transporter drunk again!

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Inside the Taiga dam. After loading a save, not only does my flashlight not turn on anymore, the charger is stuck on 0 as well... This gon' be fun...

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~Neon Kniiiights!~

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Whenever I try playing Drogoz, The One With Inferiority Complex.

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Well, excuse /me/ for our pilots getting all the kills and everyone on the ground surviving! How terrible.

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Captain's Log: Lost contact with SRV-1, went to investigate. There was either a freak accident, or the locals are trying to send a message...

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In my ongoing quest to fill up a Tier 8 Draconic Core, I constructed a rainbow bridge to Asgard, which I intended to drain power from, using Rainbow Generators. Turns out you need all 16 other generators, per rainbow. Oh joy... At least I got a Bifrost out of the failure...

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There used to be a pointless beach and lagoon here. It has not been paved over, drilled for oil, and turned into a haven for energy and petrochemical production.

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Decided to give the airless moon a go. First try, failed to get life support running on day #1, everyone died. 2nd try, asteroid slammed into my power source, now can't even operate airlock to go out and fix it. Fun times.

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TFW You try to (play god with the files to) give full status to women, and accidentally end up creating the absolute patriarchy where it is not even possible to give them any rights at all anymore.

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I think our healer misunderstood who the healing in the healer role is supposed to go to.

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My game either broke a wee bit, or I got some cryptic message from outside the matrix... (yes, it is stuck on this screen)

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Decided to try Valguero for the first time. Found this magnificent spot for a base. Planned out things, then started construction... I think I may have bitten off a bit too much this time...

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Uh.... A bit late to the party, eh Britain...?

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Good to see that Diamond City has priorities straight. Cleaning up the trash? Moving people into empty stadium tiers instead of building slums? Training guards who can keep the front door closed? Nah, indoor pool with a rowboat is what they need. It does not even fit through the only door!

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Excuse the intrusion from Stellaris please, but I find myself in need of some proper Lyran steel to deal with the godless Dragon Combine. They keep infiltrating my worlds and try destabilizing them with criminal activities.

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Uh..... Is that normal?

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*Screams like a little girl that just realized cockroaches can fly*

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Nate: If my wife was still alive, I would have to ask her some very specific questions....

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Witness me! (Incidentally, anyone knows what those stars mean/do?)

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Lets see how that telepathic sight works out.

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I realize that this is a mod... but this item among the two dozen implants, perfectly explains why he is such an ass.

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I am getting close to the galactic center, and there are so many nebulae, it looks like someone is firing an AA barrage.

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Is there a mod to substantially increase settlement light radii? I have Brighter Settlement Lights installed, but even so, a streetlight has a real life radius of about 3 metres, which is just pathetic and necessitates spamming lights everywhere... Enjoy my front gate, I guess.

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It took our Diligent Makoa a mere 9 minutes to figure out which way the map is and get out of spawn... He then proceeded to instantly ult an almost dead and solitary Inara.

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Behold, scavvers! Liberation is coming! I realize that the insides are hardly visible, but it has been retrofitted with a fusion core powerplant, modern computer systems, as well as the 2x50 mil autocannons for main armament, and 10x25 mils for secondaries.

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So, I just did my placement matches... I dare anyone to tell me that matchmaking is fine and fair.

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Wanted to pay a visit to Bop. Literally could not have ended up with a worse Jool injection angle...

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That feeling when you tried to pull a smart one on China and one-up Hannibal by marching an army behind their main force, across the fekkin' Himalayas, to cut off their supplies, but arrived too early...

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Me: Yes, I have finally slain the final boss! Boss: Who's ready for round 2!?

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Made my first long range trip today, to visit the Statue of Liberty. I might be too daft to appreciate it, but nebulae seem thoroughly underwhelming when you are actually in one.

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....Just another monday grind in the starfleet... Diving into a sun, in a spacesuit, being shot up by giant lizards... while on fire... I want a payraise...

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How to train your Deathclaw 101. Look at how adooorable they are.

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Corona map of Europe, according to Hungary. The Bay of Biscay seems particularly heavily hit.

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Decided to give Environmental Tech a shot. Built a miner, hooked it up to power and a chest, ran it for 30 seconds aaaand, now everything is on fire...

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All of a sudden, my game got a wee bit borked... (Finished a mission, reward screen only had the background load. Game then refused to restart, after reinstall the latest loadable save was the pre-mission one, which has this screen going for it....)

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Either that 0.1s reload time counterbalances all the lower stats, or Item Score has more to do with brand value than actual quality.

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My standard smelting block. Is it perfectly efficient in any regard? Nope. But almost, looks nice and neat, and most importantly, takes about 3 minutes to set one up now. (In the back, we can see the irregular ones from the very start of my interstellar ambitions)

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💎👐 ?

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Military Base Starlight. Fleshing it out is a project for another day, but overall, I think it is quite ready to start operating. Now I just have to figure out how to put giant letters or flags on that sign...

3yr ⋅

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Houston? We might have a problem...

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When you go off crusading and leave the wife at home for a bit...

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My Anaconda may not be quite as impressive as I planned it to be, but I've had enough of grinding materials and engineers. The time has come to plunge into the unknown depths of the galaxy at full thrust, and boldly go, where no man has gone before!

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Woohoo?

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