Roses are red, I feel a strange sensation
The world's smallest house - assembled inside a scanning electron microscope’s vacuum chamber, the house is just 20 micrometers long. It was built to test whether a robot could achieve nanometer accuracy in building.
You okay there, iOS?
You see comrade, even gopnik can give happiness out of goodness of his heart
Yuo see comrade, if we are to get rid of capitalism, we must use puns
Too Fast Too Furious
Artificially flavored and made with real cheese?
You see comrade, if make rifle sandvich, and you are what you eat, you become rifle and kapitalists will become confuse and scare when use mouth to shoot
If you put chalk under a powerful microscope—white cliffs of Dover type chalk, not the modern blackboard variety—you will see something like this Because it's not just a rock. It's an accumulation of ancient skeletons: the armored husks of single-celled, ocean-dwelling plankton
You see comrade, only glorious Soviets post to Our Story, unlike filthy kapitalist pigs
OMAN AM NOT GOOD WITH EXIST PLZ TO HELP
You see comrade, if train squirrel to use bazooka, kapitalist pigs become scare and will no shoot for fear of being shamed for killing cute animal.
OMAN AM NOT GOOD WITH THE APPLICATION PLZ TO HELP
You see comrade, glorious Soviet urinal actually belongs to the state, unlike filthy kapitalist urinal
TIHS IS AN NORMAL COMPUTER
Roses are red, violets are blue
What is this sad winky face used for? I see it all the time. Please help!
It's funny because it's true
You see comrade, we should be saying we see comrade
I'll just drive across this sketchy looking bride in my semi. WCGW?
Why is this pause symbol here with no specification as to how long the program is to be paused? Even the same line several characters to the right is confused! Why is that? Please help!!!
Am I out of touch? No, it's the decades of science that are wrong.
You see comrade, is not filthy kapitalist iPhone, but glorious Soviet wePhone
Brøther may I have lärge lööp?
Is this a good language to use?
You see comrade, glorious Soviets don't play Connect Four, unlike filthy kapitalist dogs, but play Connect Our
Leaving a flyer
This signboard is gluten free!
After around 10 years of having this in my house, I just noticed this
You see comrade, if Reddit logo is red, new systems must be eatablished
My snapscore recently hit 100000!
What a deal! Was $149, is now $148.99!
All-natural air freshener
I would LOVE to start Wafdgws on Safe Egde wat' Cgeeafd Prgept
Running a red light
You see comrade, if add spatula to rifle, kapitalists become confuse and will no shoot, for unsure if Soviets want cookout
NVIDIA invented the GPU on this day in 1999!
I see your fake news and raise you my coincidence
YouTube's suggested correction is literally what I typed, character for character
Seen in my Algebra 2 book
Roses are red, I cannot tell a lie
Even the browsers have become self-aware
Last I checked there were not 362880 B vitamins (GradeAUnderA video from September 2016)
Yo dawg I heard you like centering your divs so I put a centered div in your centered div in your centered div in your centered div in your centered div in your centered div in your centered div in your centered div in your centered div in your centered div in your centered div in your centered div
Happy 200! (Snapchat streak)
Not the most gory of things but...
Parallel to serial to PS/2 to USB
Somebody failed their job completely (saw on Google awhile ago)
Enter the code for a chance to be the one winner of $1000! or one of ten winners of $100!
OMAN TIHS APPLICATION PLZ TO HALP
I think I hit my all time high score in Kahoot today
100! (Lightning strikes every second according to Brother)
You see comrade, if use bottle as scope, yuo become stronger than recoil, for fear of squishing eyeball
Chinese fortunes are so very insightful
liST iS EmpTy oMAn plZ tO hElp
Bepis vs conk as demonstrated by birbs
This is what happens when a nerd is in a relationship...
Mashable from Snapchat wants us to fast forward astronomically far into the future...
Garlic bread chips yeeeeeeee
I have some off-brand Bepis called Pepsi but I want actual Bepis. How do I go about fixing this?
Welcome to the Iowa 80! truckstop!
Guys, 2017! is coming to an end
Start Wandows Ngrmadly on steroids
Just won a Gamebreaker 3 off a raffle. What sorts of experiences have you had with one?
This is not concrete. It’s an Ariel photo of New Delhi
I am fairly certain that is not how division by 0 works
Friend is in Germany, he posted this on his story
Found kind of in the wild. Does this count?
To share vegan ideas
Get 500 cookies for $500!
I thought int wasn't the best type for timekeeping? What's going on here? Explain please?
Explore the gathering city before 2019! (Info for LCMS youth gathering 2019)
A live anti-tank round in a server room. (stolen from r/whatisthisthing)
Finished the cards section, boss! (Posted on r/crappydesign awhile ago before I knew about this sub)
Snek doin a peek-a-boo
Start Wandows Ngrmadly but on steroids
Posted this in r/spellinggore, r/engrish, and r/crappydesign and thought this was a good place for this.
Seen on Google awhile ago
What ball got you your first clean game? Mine was an Ebonite Gamebreaker 3
Nothing on this shelf is $19.97 as advertised
Friend's earbuds cord. He says he reattached everything and that it works
First hook ball (beginner bowler)
OMAN AM NOT GOOD WITH WAFDGWS PLZ TO HELP
My handbell concert starts on April 30!!
This Wal-Mart sells a Wal-Mart truck toy
Posted this on r/mildlyinteresting awhile back. Merry Thristmas!
Someone stop this madlad.
So about a year and three months ago or so I tried to do some repairs on a disc drive that would get stuck opening often. While fixing the problem, I managed to do this to a soldered cable
12 months is apparently not equal to 1 year according to Reddit :/
Messing around with the source code of Minecraft
So if you thought Google's calculator was accurate, get a load of these shenanigans... I mean, like, why the heck does it even allow you to mix-mash different types of measurement?
The buttons on this Culver's drink lid do not have labels
I figured out what u/KingOfTheBasement was able to get Siri to do, so...
Wait, so where am I supposed to put my link?
When I retype it it doesn't translate to false
I am looking to get a new cooler for my CPU. I pulled this out of an old PC circa 2003ish we had laying around. Do any of you suppose this might be better than a stock cooler?
Yes, I would LOVE to delete (null) from the dock! (description in comments)
Tim Horton's coupon expiration date
About a half a year or so ago...
Have you seen all 40! shows on Netflix? (BuzzFeed quiz)
Save $500! (Ad for new roof)
That one science experiment you did with seemingly nice results and suddenly you are forced to draw graphs that look like a collage(s) of random shapes overlapping and touching each other
My friend just sent me this
Startup program called Program
Pretty sure the school year is not supposed to last that long
Need a finger brace for any reason (e.g. broke or jammed a finger)? Use a craft stick
When the upload speed is greater than the download speed
This 5.25-inch drive bay placeholder metal from an old OEM PC is probably one of the most confusing pieces of metal I have ever laid my eyes on to date. Like I took it out and cannot seem to figure out how it goes into place.
The design of the floor at this Wal-Mart looks like it is made out of long bricks
Rabbit.exe has encountered a spaz attack (Stolen from r/WTF)