911? I’d like to report a 3rd degree burn.
Aww. Someone brought our Border Patrol a party favor. Should we open the gate?
Hypocrisy dies in darkness. I love it.
Comey got owned!
To all the haters and losers...
The madman just tweeted out the San Diego news station that CNN bailed on because they have evidence that the wall works.
Glad to spend the day with patriots waiting for the Missouri Trump rally.
This guy came prepared for the REAL facists (EU military vs. Yellow Vests).
We're being brigaded. Post things that trigger leftists.
CPL is going down. The debate we were waiting for.
Trump's brilliant plan to show leftists what real socialism looks like. He told them not to go to Venezuela, so thousands of them are probably booking plane tickets as we speak.
Will Hollywood Disavow?
One set of rules for the elite, another for the peasants.
This isn’t a joke!
Is it me, or are we starting to win the culture war (looking into facts rather than caving to Leftist outrage)?
The left is eating their own. Good on Alyssa for a rare moment of non-hypocrisy
You know POTUS is lurking on T_D and choosing the best talking points, right?
Snowden is dropping red pills today and it's beautiful. Remember, he wasn't always a liberal.
My response to Rep. Nuke Swalwell (D-CA)
Can we yellow vest the one in NY to stand in solidarity?
The Left thinks this will piss us off, but I love it. The left can't meme.
Instead of speaking to 200 people at UC Berkley he gets over an hour of coverage on all networks, including 15 minutes on Tucker Carlson. Not tired of winning!
We gave em a week. Hold the line!!!
Every. Single. Day.
Kudos to the brave patriot marching with this sign.
Imagine how embarrassing it would be for Macron if the Yellow Vests managed to put I giant yellow vest on the Eiffel Tower.
Net Neutrality officially ends today: It’s as if a million voices cried out REEEEEEEEEEE! and today they were silenced...Nope, they’re still whining about the end of the Internet as we know it on Twitter.
Fake news gets shut down!!!
If I tell the press that tomorrow that 23 Mexican foreign nationals went door to door to register voters based on race and who they are likely to vote for, nobody panics. Because it's all part of the plan. But when I say that 13 Russian citizens posted memes, everybody loses their minds!
You know something good is happening today when you see a tweet like this...
Kudos to the Pede who made this...
Failing New York Times Third Rate Maggie roasted!
Ok...Who wants to tell them???
I don’t think this is going the way they thought it would.
I’m so happy President Trump ended this today.
Look what you made me do, Taylor.
“If Monica Lewinsky says that you masturbated into a trashcan in your secretary’s office would she [be] lying?” -Brett Kavanaugh
EPIC: Trump just tweeted out the TYT Meltdown.
Narrative changed pretty quickly.
Don Jr. Brings The Spice!
Well, she’s not wrong...
Which one of you patriots posted this on Twitter?
The FBI works for CNN.
Never a more perfect response than this one
There is ALWAYS a tweet! North Korea begging to come back to the table, less than 12 hours after Trump’s letter
Ex-Hillary campaign worker had a GREAT IDEA! Maxine 2020!!!
The left is starting to see what we’ve been saying, but they still won’t stop REEEEEEESISTING.
Call the fire department!
Warning to fellow T_D patriots. Posting on T_D automatically invalidates your arguments, but criticizing the Parkland survivors political viewpoints makes you a monster. I don’t care, nobody is above criticism, we have our 2nd Amendment to protect the 1st Amendment.
Can’t wait for the IG report.
Best explanation I’ve seen about DACA yet!
Scott brings the facts.
Not even Fox or Drudge are reporting on the ANTIFA violence. Their silence speaks volumes
Need I say more?
Presented without comment.
We must impeach!!!
CNN: White Terrorist . CNN Clarification: We are waiting for more information from the authorities.
Problem solved or #OscarsSoChauvinist ?
Occasionally, there’s a good post outside T_D
Twitter Logic: Is the hashtag popular? Yes. Does it fit our narrative? No. Result; Blame Russian bots to justify our censorship and try to make Drumpf seem shady.
TIL that Democrats think that navigating the Gulf of Mexico on a raft is the definition of “easily circumvented”
Pray for Melania
Arguing with liberals on protecting 2A is like banging your head against a wall
Broward Cowards don’t get how horrible the optics of this post are.
Make Summit Eight Again
Leftists 3 days ago: Trump is LYING!!! There’s no court decision requiring Drumpf to separate families. Liberals today: Don’t challenge muh Flores decision.
I think Don Jr. is onto something.
Every single time a leftist soy boy claims that John Kelly or Donald Trump are domestic abuse apologists, remember that these same people defend the barbaric ideology that stones women for being raped and tosses you off a roof for being gay. Hypocrisy so thick you could cut it with a hacksaw.
“If Monica Lewinsky says that you ejaculated into her mouth on two occasions in the Oval Office area, would she be lying?” -Brett Kavanaugh
Headed to Costco to stock up on popcorn. This is gonna be good!
The Trump organization announced a merger, CNN just got owned
They’re not even trying to hide it anymore.
Reddit wants to know when we will go away...
Vice thinks we’ve abandoned Pepe. I THINK THEY’RE RIGHT! Change my mind! Flood Twitter, and Reddit, and 4chan with so much Pepe that Vice posts a retraction!
Twitter is getting rid of fake accounts at a record pace. Will that include the Failing New York Times and propaganda machine for Amazon, the Washington Post, who constantly quote anonymous sources that, in my opinion, don’t exist - They will both be out of business in 7 years!
Based Dana Loesch is completely owning the CNN town hall!
I don’t say this often, but kudos to WaPo!
Laura Ingraham: I can’t believe the level of outrage my comments sparked. Ted Nugent: Hold my beer...
I LOLd at this.
So much REEEEEEEEing about this tweet. He’s not bragging about himself. He’s bragging about his country. It’s entirely appropriate and beats the hell out of the apology tour of 44.
I wish there was video of this event...
Lion Ted goes in for the Zodiac Kill!
Solid burn returned!
I can’t wait to watch this new series;)
Somebody call the fire department! Fake Yapper just got roasted!
Talcum X on suicide watch! I haven’t seen this much winning since November 8, 2016.
I now choose to live my life as a stressed man.
Thanks for the meme, CNN
Remember, they’re NOT against guns. They’re against people like US owning guns.
Gov. Mike brings the spice
Ya see, the pipe bomb was wrapped in a towel and he didn’t know what it was. It detonated when he picked it up...No wait, he was just trying to blow up sea lions.
This is how we as a country, should treat our vets!
Mr. President. Build up that wall!
Who wants a Trump coin?
After 2 1/2 years, Glenn Beck finally bends the knee.
Shots Fired! LG2 will survive, but daaaaaymn!
Molyneux brings the spice.
When it’s no longer Stormy but your need for attention hasn’t dried up.
Look what’s happening in Nancy “crumbs” Pelosi’s district. Schiff’s district is even worse.
Which one of you based peers posted this?
McMaster wins the primaries!!!! MAGA
The_Mueller is extra triggered today
Never underestimate the conservative base. Never overestimate the chance of a red wave. Keep calling your senators, and remember to VOTE November 6th!!!
The left has a limited ability to meme only when they think it will upset us, but we really like stuff like this.
Libs are going wild about the Texas school shooter’s Nazi jacket. Who wants to tel them that Nazis were socialists?
Great question, Benji...
Never Forget: Obama destroyed a Doctors Without Borders hospital in Yemen, killing 19 civilians.
This is what censorship looks like. A bomb threat to stop the voting process on Net Neutrality. The left will surely praise the criminal behind this.
Nominate Justice LION Ted
Since we’re talking about Rob Porter and Spousal Abuse, I’m surprised that CNN never covered the former Obama Secretary of State that threw a vase at her spouse. Maybe Bill will finally have his #meToo moment
Candace just DESTROYED the left. Our African American brothers and sisters will #WalkAway in droves if she keeps this up.
He came out of his shell today.
Come on Dems! Don't let our memes be dreams
Orrin Hatch for the win!
Hi. I’m Kamala Harris. I want Medicare for all, except the 2 million low income children in my state who can do without, along with 132k armed forces personnel and 63k postal workers in CA. We’ve got illegals to protect, and we’ll prosecute you if you report them to ICE!
It’s not remotely difficult to embarrass this guy
This meme will be effective and accurate for the next 7 years.
I was told You'll have nothing left to watch but football and mixed martial arts, which are not the arts. The left (Kaepernick) ruined football. 20 min before game time at 49ers stadium.
He sure gave great speeches, LOL.
President declares CNN disaster zone, FEMA in route: Jake Tapper of Fake News CNN just got destroyed in his interview with Stephen Miller of the Trump Administration. Watch the hatred and unfairness of this CNN flunky!
WWE fans will appreciate this
9 injured at recently resettled refugee apartment. Won’t get much coverage because it was a stabbing and suspect is not white. It’s sad, because violence is always bad.
Gun violence protesters stage a sit-in advocating gun control
Trigger a liberal. Post this picture.
Drumpf needs to stop tweeting. I like paying more for gas. REEEEEEEEEE!
Between this and the cake decorator decision, today is a huge win! 100% chance of Reeeeeeeeeee! on Reeeeeeeedacted
Mitch has many talents.
Wait til they see what we did to the Second Amendment ;)
OMG! Schiff memo will compromise sources and methods! Our national security will be undermined! This is a constitutional crisis! The memo contains material charges made after the vote! Oh wait...I’m a Republican, the DEM memo got unanimous vote, because we have nothing to hide. BRING...IT...ON!
Don Jr. goes in for the kill...It’s called “Discovery”, Dems!
Gun control has nothing to do with guns, and everything to do with control.
When you can’t win against your state’s underdog primary competitor, order up some fresh voters.
We’ve been wondering the same thing, Mr. President...
Putin won 75% in his election. Imagine what he could do in ours.
Things that make you go hmmm...
Press Corps furious after looking in their stockings today! When asked about this during the daily press beating tomorrow, Sarah Huckabee Sanders will remind Jim Acosta “As a candidate, Trump promised he’d be bringing coal back!” Promises made, promises kept.
Is the left TRYING to mock themselves???Seven Signs your man’s masculinity is nontoxic, by the New Yorker
Red wave incoming: Dems mocked our crumbs, yet they already seek to repeal them (link in comments)
Libs think they’re making fun of us with this plan. I I think this plan is a great idea.
The guy on the right wants to take YOUR guns