My mind’s telling me no (don’t open the pools yet), but my body... MY BODYYYYYY4yr ⋅ narcolepszzz ⋅ r/Swimming
I couldn’t NOT give her the toaster-looking radio in the bathtub...1yr ⋅ narcolepszzz ⋅ r/RedecorHomeDesignGame
Dear asshat this shrieking thing calls dad: Are you raising a chimpanzee or a child? Neither should be using a packed Starbucks as a jungle gym...9yr ⋅ narcolepszzz ⋅ r/childfree
Stores were out of ornaments, so I improvised using my favorite things - liquor and chocolate!7yr ⋅ narcolepszzz ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
