Dada pwease! I pwomise I will wipe my own butt! *poops in blender and starts crying* Dad: No fuck you. Eat your own shit you pathetic mini shitmate! *blends the mini crewmate*3yr ⋅ Naive_Secretary ⋅ r/minicrewmatelove
Stupid mini crewmate confuses carrot and orange lol. I would spank him.3yr ⋅ Naive_Secretary ⋅ r/minicrewmatelove
Eat it or torture it lol. I really fucking hate mini crewmates. I wish they were real. I would torture them3yr ⋅ Naive_Secretary ⋅ r/minicrewmatelove
