Your honor, my client pleads stupidity

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Tumblr user aofvoid knows what’s up

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Attention men: if you don’t hear it enough, you are pretty :)

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You can’t back out on a triple dog dare, bro

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Can’t even deny it

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I played Tetris too much and now I’m asexual, whoops

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Just gonna leave this here :)

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Well shit!

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I love the Winter Olympics so much

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Dream couple

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Tell me, r slash tumblr on Reddit dot com, what is your alignment

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I think about this post at least once a month, it haunts me, probably like that guy’s dead wife

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I laughed at this for 20 minutes while my friend kept telling me it wasn’t funny

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If I was a ghost I would throw pennies on the ground so people could find them and be happy

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I remember hearing that if you got your arm cut clean off it wouldn’t hurt right away but I never found the source of that info. I need citations

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Women with mussels? Kinda political ngl

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Brother is aiming for a pacifist ending but keeps forgetting to not kill everyone

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I am extremely sensitive to touch and my reflexes kick in a lot so my response is “yes and I’ll punch you”

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I feel like the farmers are justified

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Choose one evil: overly-flamboyant gay dude who is only there to fit “gay best friend who is the butt of jokes” role, or this

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Help the ads don’t go away and I get them in public now everyone thinks I’m a weirdo

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Hail Goobert

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It is time for cake.

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We need to get Mother Nature healthy again so she can get her honkin tits back

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Maybe the White Queen had some really good Turkish delight, or maybe that kid really hated his family

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Hey if Putin wants to come down here and do the same I’m not complaining or anything 👀

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Veggietales facts!: I am behind you.

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Revolutionary gameplay

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The enemy stand user is blending in very well

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I’ve debated this with mamma mia fans for a long time please help

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“An old man backing his Lincoln town car over a handicapped parking sign”

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Mine was suuuper edgy but at least it wasn’t foot fetish art 👍

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Use my factory money for the drugs

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Drove through Ohio once, saw 50 trucks and 0 buildings

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Imagine getting called by a Swedish television station, informed you’ve been a missing person for like, 50 years, then asked to complete a marathon you almost died running during the Olympics. King shit.

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A rock moving up a hill is funnier than friends

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I need a carriage pulled by 5 bros, just straight up dudes who don’t mind carrying a girl around on a carriage as a more efficient method of transport

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Gettin that macdonald borgar

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If you guys could show any historical figure something what would you show them? I’d show genghis khan a dinosaur skeleton

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Rare photo of dog that doesn’t die in Jojo

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Please Nintendo I want to put some in my house for the glow

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Probably the highlight of my cult-starting career

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Wooo! Not liking stuff!

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I’m just going through my camera roll and posting, hope y’all don’t mind

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Blursed_Jesus

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Seen a middle school dance recently (pre-covid but still) can confirm

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You know what? I like y’all, here’s my favorite Tumblr post of all time

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I trust Jeff with those weapons tbh

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And that’s why you don’t make bad jokes to your coworkers!

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Tired of this Oedipus disrespect, he didn’t wanna fuck his mom c’mon Freud

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See, I was gonna think of a creative and witty title, but I really have no words for this, so just enjoy

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I fucking love aqueducts, yea baeby you transfer that water

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Freud would have been an amazing shitposter

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I don’t know about you guys but this is the best anime chicken I have ever seen

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Made a friend watch Jerma and they became a simp, truly irresistible charm

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Saw some Macbeth posts today, hope this one wasn’t already posted but I wanted to add

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My first period started after a goat rammed me in the crouch. Don’t think it was related but not sure

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All Good Things

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Blursed_rebellion

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I need my Bambi, Naegi

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I hate Jimmy so much all he does is claim to be going easy on me and then act all smug when he forces a stalemate I hate you Jimmy I’m bad at this game

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Frost riptide rush: your opponent gets trapped in an icy vortex that does damage for 3 turns

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This is the same guy who named the end of a stegosaurus tail, absolute legend

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How generous of him!

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This guy gets it

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Yeah, I’m a danganronpa fan, how could you tell?

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Best chart

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I’d argue this is better than the “odd number” thing, but that one is far more iconic

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I understand football now, thank you Tumblr

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When I say I like weird art, I mean this

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Sorry guys, the r/okbuddypersona gay orgy is over

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Absolutely terrifying

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Pack it up boys

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Sliver chariot throws disabled man

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Spider-Man VS Weed

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When you can’t remember your daughters name

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Saw this fella some time ago but I never found out their name, can someone help out?

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See this is a stupid writing prompt cuz like, what are you gonna do? Call the cops on them? “Yeah I was dumping a body and i saw another guy doing the same thing! Arrest him not me thanks”

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Same energy as “only stupid idiots sit in this box”

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The fact that I found multiple edits combining these two means that everyone just got the same idea and that’s beautiful

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We’re just blonde boys doing what blonde boys do!

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Someone please tell me what these things are they look like my face after I eat sour candy

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Wow. The last of us sub has gotten political...

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Me and my brother respond only to “whore” and “ninny” and sometimes those are used together

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Zoo tycoon: SeaWorld edition

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How to instantly annoy any massive Beatles fan: refer to the band only as “Ringo Starr and those other guys”

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Me and my friend now text each other whenever we get “the sneeze”

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A sad day for Zootycoon

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My personal favorite YouTube comment on jerma’s channel. One must imagine Jerma happy, because this psycho clearly gets enjoyment out of it somehow

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I know someone left handed who brags about how “science shows he’s smarter than right handed people” but can he write with a pen? Didn’t think so.

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A sad day for OP

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My allo friend trying his best to help me make money with writing 😓

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No seriously tho is it just me or is everyone Ethan

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Someone @ Night mind, that 4 eyed cat demon could make this wonderful

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Hey r/tumblr, how do you feel about Ukrainian groove metal?

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It’s Piccolo day, bitches

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Risotto pose

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Can confirm this works I have so many men

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The real reason the subs are like this

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Happy sports

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When I find out jump force has Jojo characters now

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I hope when i die I can relive every time I drank a root beer. I like root beer.

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Rule

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Everyone in that class who had to see that should get a metal of honor

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I don’t have photoshop but I hope my message gets across (I just got -100 performance points to prevent me from going down a rank)

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Can I get a goodnight wormy in chat

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Replaying DR1 with friends, realized how fucked over my boy got on trial 3 so made a bad meme (spoilers for 1-3)

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Anime is weird (also I don’t have the source, if you want this you go look for it yourself)

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Wowza! This is just like the time in JoJo when Dio and JoJo do the thing!

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The holy trinity...of what exactly I do not know, but it is definitely holy

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Sippy is about to meet their maker

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Fun fact: laughing gas used to be used as a recreational drug, until some dude cut his leg while high and didn’t feel a thing, so another guy started using it to pull out teeth

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Pfft, these fools, I know a Sephora is the mortal woman who let all the evils out into the earth

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Browsing one of my new favorite subs and I can’t stop thinking about this

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Leaked footage of 2 asexuals having very important discussions

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I will never go to Starbucks because I feel like If I show any signs of weakness they will spit at me

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All spiders are little nerds and I’m gonna shove them into little spider lockers because I am a cool jock

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I can’t read diary of a wimpy kid cuz of second hand embarrassment but I gotta admit, that’s a mood

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Sorry Cooter, Missouri, but Uranus, Missouri has a fudge factory so I think it’s a cooler “town”

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Surf’s up (2007)

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I made the peed agon foundation hat

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Still baffled that MatPat has a son (but mostly baffled that he gave the pope undertale)

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Dededededededededededededede

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A legend has gone...

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If I ever get a PC I’m 100% hosting a Minecraft killing game with friends and it will be hell

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Unpopular South Park character opinions? I’m the only one of my friends who actually likes Nathan

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Fucking epic where do I sign up

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When did we switch up the letters I missed the meeting can someone fill me in

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Posts that make you flash back to 2018

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Bitch

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Custom greetings and catchphrases were a mistake

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Poor Kidzbopdeathgrips

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Kyle from South Park is ace because I said so

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I have too many kakyoin memes here ya go

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It all started long ago...no, realllllly long ago

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I thought about this post and searched “sobble gex onceler fker” to find it, you’re welcome

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Me and my friends acted out EMH fanfiction together for shitposts and it was terrible

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Gamers like abs now?! I can’t keep up

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Bring back mega evolutions, I need this

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What are they discussing

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My sleep paralysis demon crawling out of the void to come harass me tonight

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This is a real rush song and you can’t convince me otherwise

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Got 3 held items to level 20 :) I’d like to thank daily login tickets for this accomplishment

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Throwback to the John green post

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Found this van a long time ago

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Shane what kind of demon casserole are you making

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This is a Mr. Roach hate post. He scared Google dog away before I could take his order so I didn’t unlock him. He hasn’t been back since. I hate you Mr. Roach, I hope your restaurant gets shut down by health inspectors

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Guys I’m missing one piece can someone help me find it

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