A warning and a reminder there's a total solar eclipse one year from today. Get those glasses ready.1yr ⋅ mystic_burrito ⋅ r/Libraries
What happens when you forget to check all your pockets before doing laundry during shark week. 🤦5yr ⋅ mystic_burrito ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
No matter how much water I drink, lotion I use, or how diligent I am keeping my humidifier running on high, winter has me feeling like a dried out husk.8yr ⋅ mystic_burrito ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls! I've managed to hit my 30 day weight loss goal with a full 5 days to spare!9yr ⋅ mystic_burrito ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Super Pupper and his sidekick, Boof Boy, off to save the day. [X-post from r/eyebleach]5yr ⋅ mystic_burrito ⋅ r/DogsOnHardwoodFloors
Me after having to work all day on Thanksgiving, being told that I have to work tomorrow instead of getting time off to go out of town see my family, and coming home to find out it's my cake day. 12yr ⋅ mystic_burrito ⋅ r/reactiongifs
I'm a fiercely independent woman who normally is more than fine being single, but lately....9yr ⋅ mystic_burrito ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Out of drunken loneliness and desperation over the weekend, I reinstated my OKC account. It took less than 24 hr before a former coworker (who rumor has was fired for watching porn on the job) found me and started harassing me.8yr ⋅ mystic_burrito ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
How I felt when I realized I accidentally bought lavender scented toilet paper.5yr ⋅ mystic_burrito ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I switched birthcontrol formulas a few weeks ago and my uterus is now throwing a hissy fit.7yr ⋅ mystic_burrito ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Meet Zsa Zsa the bulldog, this year's winner of the ugliest dog contest. She's still cute to me.6yr ⋅ mystic_burrito ⋅ r/Bulldogs
Saw an ad for Beauty and the Beast leggings on FB....ummm....I don't think that's the most appropriate place for Beast's hand.7yr ⋅ mystic_burrito ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I read a story about a dude jacking it in a public restroom into a menstrual cup to give to women as a DIY sperm donation. (He's claimed to have fathered 22 kids!)8yr ⋅ mystic_burrito ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Visited a professional book conservator's workshop where I got to see (and help with!) the work being done on a German Bible from the 1540s. Album in comments [OC] [3264x1952]11yr ⋅ mystic_burrito ⋅ r/bookporn
I'm stressing out about a job interview, my mom's health is failing, I'm not sleeping well, I've had one day off this month, and to top it all off I just had my heart smashed into a million pieces. I just can't do this anymore.10yr ⋅ mystic_burrito ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When I realized I could hold my super thick curly hair in a twist using only one bobby pin.10yr ⋅ mystic_burrito ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW my social anxiety is acting up and I'm asked if I'm going to the big party my coworker is throwing.10yr ⋅ mystic_burrito ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF when my dream job I applied to two months back and never head back from reposts the job11yr ⋅ mystic_burrito ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Seriously, I've been done for two days and nothing seems to keep my attention.13yr ⋅ mystic_burrito ⋅ r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
I ventured into the Other folder on my Facebook messages to find this lovely note. (copypasta?) [resubmitted, as I missed a name the first time round]10yr ⋅ mystic_burrito ⋅ r/creepyPMs
HIFW I am already depressed, feeling weepy, and the guy I'm infatuated with is tagged in a bunch of pictures of his latest outing with his girlfriend.11yr ⋅ mystic_burrito ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF when I find a great apartment in my price range, has everything I'm looking for, and its close to my job and then I realize it's less than a block away from my ex.10yr ⋅ mystic_burrito ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
After weeks of working on papers and projects nonstop, this is how I felt walking out of my last class for my Master's degree.11yr ⋅ mystic_burrito ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Anyone in the Central Illinois area able/willing to give this handsome boy a good home?12yr ⋅ mystic_burrito ⋅ r/Boxer
