The USA is now seen as untrustworthy as Russia and less trustworthy than China among the German public.7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/de
Tillerson had to go. His “Russophobia” was completely out of control. [OC]6yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Merkel hat die Harvard-Ehrendoktorwurde fur die Ehe fur alle, die Fluchtlingspolitik und den Mindestlohn erhalten.5yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/de
Thanks for letting us know, Wikileaks, that Le Pen is Putins puppet.7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/the_schulz
Dear European Patriots: Many german newspaper have their articles about EU-politics inside the Foreign Affairs Section. This is like a giant media-wall between EU and Germany. Gottkanzler said: EU Politics are domestic politics. Let's remind the media of that fact. Let's tear down that wall.7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/the_schulz
From r/the_donald. If you don't like Donald Trump, I think you should do the exact opposite: GO VOTE!7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/the_schulz
I just used linear regression and machine learning to predict the outcome of this years election. Surprise: Gottkanzler wins.7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/the_schulz
The old leaders of the free world unveil a portrait of the new leader of the free world.7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/the_schulz
This IS in fact a campaign that was prepared a looong time ago. #MEGA7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/the_schulz
[OC] Crooked Trump doesn't know how to run a country. Gottkanzler knows how to run a continent.7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/the_schulz
How the God Chancellor deals with all the low energy attacks. #WurselenStyle7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/the_schulz
Hohe Energie bei der SZ. Stellt den Gottkanzler vollig richtig ohne Bremsen dar.7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/the_schulz
We Germans already had some bad experiences with that kind of promises.7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/the_schulz
Just got banned from r/the_donald for quoting the spokesperson of the family of Seth Rich, a former DNC worker who got killed and is now used by r/the_donald as a distraction from the Russia collusion. I might have triggered their safe space with that.7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/the_schulz
The current Spiegel Cover was just a joke of an intern there. Here is the real one:7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/the_schulz
Why Trump said Islamic terror and not Islamist Terror or Radical Islamic Terrorism7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/the_schulz
Similar Events are always a great way to compare crowd sizes:7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/BannedFromThe_Donald
The God Chancellor has no blood. Pure justice is flowing in his veins.7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/the_schulz
Despite his High Energy in the polls the Gottkanzler is still Building Bridges to all the people who didn't vote for him. No Breaks!7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/the_schulz
Spiegel-Cover #NoParody #TrueStory Translation: Merkel on the tipping point?7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/the_schulz
I just received the Economist Cover for this November. Such HIGH ENERGY!7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/the_schulz
Building Walls means low energy. Martin Schulz will build bridges. HIGH ENERGY!!!7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/the_schulz
Let's tell Great Britain that we have not given up yet. #buildbridges7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/the_schulz
Mit jedem Angriff auf den Gottkanzler macht sich die Union unglaubwurdiger.7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/the_schulz
Even some ancient sculptors were already waiting for The God Chancellor. We lucky people to see him finally arrive.7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/the_schulz
The God Chancellor steals the fire of democracy from Olympus and gives it to humanity.7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/the_schulz
When people are claiming that Germany could survive without european integration, because it worked well without the EU before... 🙈🙈🙈 #theworldisnolongerthesame7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/the_schulz
Yes he can. This High Energy is trememdous. - Diese Hohe Energie ist unglaublich. Da wurde ja wie verruckt hochgeschulzt. FAZ bremst noch, aber da war ja nix anderes zu erwarten.7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/the_schulz
Auf Seite 2 bringt die Wahrheitspresse Die ZEIT einen seltsamen Verschworungs-Artikel uber the_schulz und auf auf Seite 11 ruft sie junge Menschen zu mehr Engagement fur Europa aus. #Paradox #WhoIfNotUs7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/the_schulz
The God Chancellor will also help way inferior leaders to get their job done, in order to limit the suffering of their citizens. Social Democratic values are universal.7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/the_schulz
Wenn der Chef des Bundes der (reichsten) Steuerzahler dich kritisiert, machst du alles richtig.7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/the_schulz
Asche auf mein Haupt. Das letzte Mal haben meine komplexen statistischen Modelle noch 84% als Wahlergebnis vorhergesagt und haben dabei vollig die HOHE ENERGIE des Gottkanzlers vernachlassigt. #BruckenBauenUber100 #SoCalledExpert7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/the_schulz
This is what happens if conservatives think that they will easily win.7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/the_schulz
The God Chancellor is THE counterpart to the populists of Germany. Nobody else has that much difference according to this social media analysis by SZ.7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/the_schulz
Niedrigenergetischer Elke Twesten aus Niedersachsen ist eigene Karriere wichtiger als Stabilitat und Gerechtigkeit eines ganzes Bundeslands. Fur die Neuwahlen empfehlen wir ihrer neuen Partei, der CDU, folgendes Wahlplakat:7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/the_schulz
New Version of Uno Cards Revealed. This is a game changer. The new Richtungswechsel for German Politics!7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/the_schulz
Vielleicht sollte sich die Wahrheitspresse mal fragen, ob sie hier mit zweierlei Maß misst.7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/the_schulz
Low energy Melenchon does not officially endorse Macron after his defeat. This is the second worst thing he could have done after endorsing Le Pen.7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/the_schulz
Over there at r/the_donald some doubt have emerged. I would feel sorry for them, if they weren't adult men theoretically capable of informing themselves.7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/the_schulz
Schwarzer Filz. Hochwahle dieses Bild, damit es in der Google Suche fur schwarzen Filz erscheint.7yr ⋅ mysteryhumpf ⋅ r/de
