I sell stuff on eBay, just got the most neutral feedback ever
The sign on this strip club
Scumbag roommate, went two years without finding out.
I need to add a stethoscope to my tool box
What it feels like walking around Phoenix wearing contacts today
Set up the tree at 5:15, it was down by 5:30
Guy I work with can balance almost anything on his nose, he held this for over 30 seconds
Cat helps poor child to her feet
The truth is out there Prince
Discovered this autographed pinball machine in Portland
I work with some dirty computers and usually have to research something in between. Everytime I do I hear Strongbad's voice asking how I type with gloves on.
The biggest Saguaro cactus I've ever seen, human for scale
Rare character all star team
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Made it to Canada on my first trip
Wait, what brand is it?
Take me home GPS, you're drunk
My friend drunkenly came up with this idea, so classy
[Homemade] Cheddar cheeseburger baked fries and asparagus
Stoner food? I ate this amazing ramen burger the other day.
Craziest road I've ever seen
Boss at the new job wanted me to sort through the computers, I was afraid to even approach this
Stolen bikes from Clintonville
Playing too much rebirth, all I see is poo
The most neutral feedback I've ever received
Smells like sweat and disappointment
Reddit this week
I can only imagine what the owners lungs must look like
Teaching kids to write good
No Google, that's not what I meant.
My wife found this poster from the 70's in a closet of the school she works in.
I moved to Phoenix two years ago, mfw I see someone wearing clothes representing my hometown's sports teams.
A tree branch fell into my friends house and landed right into a bin for kindling.
Mount Rushmore 1.6 billion years ago, at the AZ museum of natural history
Easily my favorite line of skyrim quests
No thanks truck, not today
I opened this drawer at work and all I could think of was futurama
Papa Johns crushed red pepper is made with radiated peppers apparently.
I downloaded a cat toy app on my phone, it's surprisingly effective.
My cat turns 16 today, he's old enough to drive a car. Please put down your pitchforks and meet Rocky.
My cat has no time for games
This jar of jelly wants me to shake it
Why would I choose any other setting, dryer
What mobile chat looks like
Seriously, why would you do this!?
He also ordered a bag of chips
Minnie's Multitax Services in Greensboro NC