A gay guy hit on me last night

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MRW my girlfriend gets back from a weekend away and asks me if I left the house.

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Kids, don't do meth.

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Was disappointed to find out this wasn't a strip joint.

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So this is now a standard unit of measurement

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I've waited 7 years for my WIFI name to be relevant again

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Reddit for me at the moment

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Happened to me last night. Thanks random GGG.

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Actual Advice Mallard

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This must be uncomfortable if you hang the other way

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This would be devious....

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Reddit is good for something other than wasting time

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No wonder he's deleting his posts

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Guy or girl I don't care. It would be hilarious.

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Cat knows what's up

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You will never be this excited [FIXED]. I think this guy has him beat...

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I see this a lot

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After skiing in Whistler on the weekend

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The Advice Mallard has a reminder for the spring breakers

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What's going on?

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Chillin' cat

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Condescending Wonka saw it coming

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Reddit for me the last few days

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It's gonna be a good day

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It will show you understand

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My good looking buddy told this to me when I asked how does he pick up girls so easily.[FIXED]

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Hey air hostess bitch giving me dirty looks

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Do this first thing in the morning

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I'm just sitting here on the couch hitting refresh...

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Scumbag dog

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It's worked for years

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I bought the t-shirt

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I don't know what's wrong with me

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Why do they need a sign to remind them?

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