A gay guy hit on me last night
MRW my girlfriend gets back from a weekend away and asks me if I left the house.
Kids, don't do meth.
Was disappointed to find out this wasn't a strip joint.
So this is now a standard unit of measurement
I've waited 7 years for my WIFI name to be relevant again
Reddit for me at the moment
Happened to me last night. Thanks random GGG.
Actual Advice Mallard
This must be uncomfortable if you hang the other way
This would be devious....
Reddit is good for something other than wasting time
No wonder he's deleting his posts
Guy or girl I don't care. It would be hilarious.
Cat knows what's up
You will never be this excited [FIXED]. I think this guy has him beat...
I see this a lot
After skiing in Whistler on the weekend
The Advice Mallard has a reminder for the spring breakers
What's going on?
Condescending Wonka saw it coming
Reddit for me the last few days
It's gonna be a good day
It will show you understand
My good looking buddy told this to me when I asked how does he pick up girls so easily.[FIXED]
Hey air hostess bitch giving me dirty looks
Do this first thing in the morning
I'm just sitting here on the couch hitting refresh...
It's worked for years
I bought the t-shirt
I don't know what's wrong with me
Why do they need a sign to remind them?