My blood results came with a bunch of random letters and numbers

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POV: you have depression

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New employment opportunities

3yr ⋅

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Hmm

2yr ⋅

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Void x4

3yr ⋅

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I’m going to the store again, do y’all need anything?

2yr ⋅

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I’m going to the store do y’all need anything?

2yr ⋅

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Cat.

3yr ⋅

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I just brought a new Brita pitcher, who wants to come over?

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Everyone, this is Barbara the trash bin. Please be polite and say hi

9mo ⋅

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We hate beenyweeny

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I think these are all potato

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Hmm

1yr ⋅

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Idk what’s wrong with her

1yr ⋅

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This isn’t exactly a loaf, but what is this? Face planting?

2yr ⋅

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Seen on Instagram

1yr ⋅

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Chocolate Bagel with Peanut Butter

3yr ⋅

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I never stop thinking about my bf.

2yr ⋅

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I have no idea what is wrong with him

1yr ⋅

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Alright, who snitched? 😡😡

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Did you survive the birb sneak attack? (Instagram: undercover_birb)

3yr ⋅

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Cursed_UFO

3yr ⋅

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The first day of summer ☀️

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Asshole kitty wants to be a hen

3yr ⋅

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“SHE HAS PEAS!!!”

2yr ⋅

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Go to bed or I’m calling your mom

2yr ⋅

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I was thinking of breaking into this house, any suggestions?

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This is Smoki

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Cat.

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Cursed_Love

3yr ⋅

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To pass, I had to answer their riddle

2yr ⋅

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You want some burger with those pickles?

3yr ⋅

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Cursed_Dabloons

2yr ⋅

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The most relatable sentence I’ve ever seen

2yr ⋅

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My CVS list I made last night when I was drunk

1yr ⋅

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A stranger asked me to watch his things for a minute. I take my job very seriously

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2yr ⋅

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I’m at the liquor store do y’all want anything?

1yr ⋅

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Seen on Instagram

1yr ⋅

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Whenever there is food..

2yr ⋅

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MosquiTOES

3yr ⋅

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I saw this online. Marijuana is dangerous

3yr ⋅

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I wonder what happened here...

2yr ⋅

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Chocolate Bagel with Peanut Butter

3yr ⋅

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I still have Aunt Jemima syrup

2yr ⋅

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I turned my pie into math

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Not my cat, but this is hilarious

3yr ⋅

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Standard Issue Mom with Non-Standard Issue Babies

3yr ⋅

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Cat.

2yr ⋅

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Warriors: Tallstar’s Revenge (Polish Cover)

3yr ⋅

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Today’s the day!

3yr ⋅

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I will be getting on the bus shortly

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C for COVID

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Not sure if I’m late, but here’s the first book of A Starless Clan

2yr ⋅

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I’m going to the store later, do y’all need anything?

2yr ⋅

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I’m going to the store, should I add anything else to the list?

1yr ⋅

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Sister, sister?

2yr ⋅

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