This person gave a book (completely fictional story, by the way) a one-star review because the fictional character in the book didn't have a nice fictional experience in the real-life neighbourhood where the reviewer lives10yr ⋅ MyAssTakesMastercard ⋅ r/facepalm
Then, the doctor told me that both my eyes were lazy. And that's why it was the best summer ever.10yr ⋅ MyAssTakesMastercard ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now.9yr ⋅ MyAssTakesMastercard ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 Mb fibre optic T1 line. Would you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring LAN configuration?9yr ⋅ MyAssTakesMastercard ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
MFW my conjoined twin detaches themselves and walks away with most my torso (x-post from /r/terriblefacebookmemes)9yr ⋅ MyAssTakesMastercard ⋅ r/im14andthisisdeep
Anyone remember those 3D aquarium screensavers from the '00s?9yr ⋅ MyAssTakesMastercard ⋅ r/wtfstockphotos
So, I says, blue M&M, red M&M? They all end up the same color in the end!9yr ⋅ MyAssTakesMastercard ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
In the 50s, racism didn't actually exist (Bonus: Nostalgia90sGirlxoxo learns that Leave it to Beaver isn't an accurate portrayal of the American 50s).11yr ⋅ MyAssTakesMastercard ⋅ r/lewronggeneration
Quand je vois le mot « chat » se referant a une discussion sur Internet...9yr ⋅ MyAssTakesMastercard ⋅ r/French
On a certain subreddit for dads who know what true music is10yr ⋅ MyAssTakesMastercard ⋅ r/lewronggeneration
FW: FW: FWD: them libtards havE gone TOO fAR nOW!! speedo bulges make baby jesus cry!!19yr ⋅ MyAssTakesMastercard ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: These sluts don't know how easy they have it! (x-post /r/terriblefacebookmemes)9yr ⋅ MyAssTakesMastercard ⋅ r/ForwardsFromLeRedPill
FW: FW: RE: FWD: Why sluts are the way they are [BIOTRUTHS]9yr ⋅ MyAssTakesMastercard ⋅ r/ForwardsFromLeRedPill
Oh, hello, American investor. I see you are interested in distributing Mr. Sparkle in you home prefecture. You have chosen wisely. But please, don't believe me. Observe this commercial.10yr ⋅ MyAssTakesMastercard ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
This is the coat of arms for the Federal Court of Canada. Note the winged sea caribou. According to their website, the winged sea caribou is a mythic creature representing the Court’s involvement with issues on the land, in the sea and other waters, and in the air.9yr ⋅ MyAssTakesMastercard ⋅ r/canada
I wasn't even born yet back then...and I miss the easy days of when we thought technology was going to make our lives better instead of worse!9yr ⋅ MyAssTakesMastercard ⋅ r/lewronggeneration
SnoopSnoo thinks I'm an alpha. Probably because I browse this subreddit. Thank you TBP!9yr ⋅ MyAssTakesMastercard ⋅ r/TheBluePill
Is Tom Hidd[le]ston a defener? You be the judge. (x-post /r/ladyboners)11yr ⋅ MyAssTakesMastercard ⋅ r/lewronggeneration
The closed captioning people either messed up or revealed a new menu item at the Krusty Krab we never knew about9yr ⋅ MyAssTakesMastercard ⋅ r/spongebob
I wasted all my time pining after 3D girls, when all I needed was a m'ladybot10yr ⋅ MyAssTakesMastercard ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
DAE remember when gangsters wore suits? (on an L.A. Noire gameplay video)10yr ⋅ MyAssTakesMastercard ⋅ r/lewronggeneration
I was searching through the Google newspaper archives and I came across this advert for a new column about baseball players pulling big boners. I think you'd enjoy it.10yr ⋅ MyAssTakesMastercard ⋅ r/gaybros
