MRW the Mods have to look at my post before allowing it

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I'll tell you what I'd do, man

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Jester DNA

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You can’t be a friendly neighborhood spiderman if there is no neighborhood.

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Bad boys, bad boys

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I gotta put the what in the what now?!

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You sinners were due a plague

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Elmo no more cuck

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Or maybe he was right?!

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Milk teeth

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No more need to phantasize now

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Botched

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Ernie likes the SuperBowl a lot more now

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nananananananana Catman!

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The Elmo awakens

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Kermit finds a moist loophole

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Elmo kissed a girl

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When the neighbor's dog left a nasty dump on my front lawn but I return the favor

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They're not gonna wait and risk having a slave pick her cotton first

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MRW my mom warns me about getting a brain freeze

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How much is that in frog-years?

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#MeToo

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Bernie's left hook

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Atheist Pig!

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In the ghetto

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The Last Supper

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Money Money Money

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That's my name, don't wear it out!

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Nice marmot

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Feel the Bern

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I know you are but what am I ?!

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Let's commute more often

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Saint Elmo's fire

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A Passover on Sesame Street

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Coming back from vacation

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Better safe than sorry.

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SpongeBort

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The humiliation of being married to a pig.

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She's no bore.

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Hands up! Your deposit is insured by the federal government.

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I enjoy watching the world burn.

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I'm wearing this winestain colored suit for Harvey.

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The great pretender

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Put some Elmo grease into it.

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When there's a grain of sand in your bed

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It's ruff on the Street.

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It ain't gonna blue itself

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Elmo gonna try

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Ribbit real good!

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The difference between q and d is the position of the shaft

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Out of sight, out of mind.

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There's a name for your type

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Innocent times

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Sound clout

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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away

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Where the real magic happens

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spooptober

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Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

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That's why they call him a Monster.

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Some souls are worth saving

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How to trick your mind into pressing the 'New Project' button.

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How to bait retards.

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When culture reaches the uncultured

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You gotta roll with the punches

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First Man to beat the buzzer!

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The not so Knights Templar

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Family Business

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When euthanasia is illegal

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Feelings, nothing more than feelings

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Street Prozac

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The smells of different semen cancelled each other out somehow.

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The dangers of fapping to snuff' movies.

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I think she was coming on to me

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The power of Christopher

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amISoOutOfTouch

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Dick pics on every wall in his house

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I'll have a large Coke.

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Dadjoke meets Momsnap

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It's even got the right musk

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A recipe for spanks

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Hey baby, do you come here often?

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Low or high IQ AI

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He's standing on a chair.

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Build it and they will come!

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Hello World Peace

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YO! BAMA!?

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Five-a-day keeps the doctor away

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She was too horny

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Ozil heatmap

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git --aggressive

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A great disturbance

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Euro2016 -- Belgium, birthplaces of the preliminary squad

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