Witches, my mom is getting a hysterectomy today. I’m really worried, please send good vibes so she gets through safely. (I made her a cake!)1yr ⋅ mustardlyy ⋅ r/WitchesVsPatriarchy
Left my box of wings unattended for 2 minutes and came back to the box on the floor and a trail of chicken bones leading out of my room. I wonder who did it?2yr ⋅ mustardlyy ⋅ r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat
I have the diet of a chainsmoking old lady who lived through the Great Depression1yr ⋅ mustardlyy ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Let us not forget the gifts our good lord has blessed us with 🙏 Amen1yr ⋅ mustardlyy ⋅ r/FundieSnarkUncensored
Pancake is a bit perturbed after accidentally getting trapped in the office2yr ⋅ mustardlyy ⋅ r/MildlyStartledCats
Me before realizing I can fold the yarn in half so I can put it through the needle without it splitting1yr ⋅ mustardlyy ⋅ r/crochet
I got this little blade ring in a crochet kit I got for xmas! I don’t know what it is though. Is it just a shortcut for cutting yarn?1yr ⋅ mustardlyy ⋅ r/crochet
After hours of trying and nearly 50 fishbait later I had given up on trying to catch this guy. Then later I randomly walk past a shadow thinking “it’s probably another sea bass” BRUH???4yr ⋅ mustardlyy ⋅ r/ac_newhorizons
Sometimes I want to bang my head against a brick wall approximately 400 times2yr ⋅ mustardlyy ⋅ r/DietTea
Decided to combine 2 of my hobbies: drugs and kandi. Behold the benny bracelet2yr ⋅ mustardlyy ⋅ r/DPH
She likes to sit like this a lot. Looking like she’s plotting something nefarious2yr ⋅ mustardlyy ⋅ r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat
My dad is sick while taking antibiotics and sent me this picture of his lunch. LOOKS FAMILLIAR3yr ⋅ mustardlyy ⋅ r/ShittyRestrictionFood
Time for Diamond’s (16) monthly shots! I might need to sleep with one eye open tonight.1yr ⋅ mustardlyy ⋅ r/seniorkitties
The sore on Chantal’s lip watching her lie about anything and everything2yr ⋅ mustardlyy ⋅ r/FoodieBeauty
That thousand yard stare from poor Bibi. Don’t worry stabby this will be you someday!2yr ⋅ mustardlyy ⋅ r/FoodieBeauty
Estimate for this spicy crab roll? The label says 180 calories for all 10 pieces which doesn’t seem right at all.3yr ⋅ mustardlyy ⋅ r/caloriecount
Chantal playing Stabby’s guard dog in his insta comments always makes me laugh2yr ⋅ mustardlyy ⋅ r/FoodieBeauty
Replication of the ghost scorpions that always hang from their tails on my ceiling2yr ⋅ mustardlyy ⋅ r/DPH
My mom’s favorite pizza from a local place (looks like a crime but is actually delicious)1yr ⋅ mustardlyy ⋅ r/PizzaCrimes
Been tripping on Hbr and freebase for years but I’m having my first poli trip tonight!1mo ⋅ mustardlyy ⋅ r/DextroDoomers
