My 89 year old grandpa and I share fitness data (he still hits the gym everyday.) he likes to acknowledge my workouts10mo ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/wholesomememes
5G is deadlier than COVID according to my mom. Here’s what my dad has to say-4yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/insaneparents
Watch for the radiation, y’all. Unless it’s from a cigarette. “I need to order a negative ion bracelet and...”4yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/insaneparents
Guessing she won’t be surprised when she gets NOTHING next year. Tried to get her something “natural”1yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/insaneparents
She’s 51. Can’t be menopause. Has to be other people being vaccinated.3yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/insaneparents
The Covid vaccine turned my grandpa’s tremor into Parkinson’s and my hallucinations into Epilepsy.2yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/insaneparents
Took a screenshot from my insane mom and sent it to my chill dad. At least he recognizes she’s insane. Y’all, she’s getting worse everyday. I don’t even know what to do about it4yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/insaneparents
In honor of epilepsy awareness month! I shut my insane mother up for once!2yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/insaneparents
Oh... they’re not joking... get me out of this nightmare I’m living, please.3yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
[skin concerns] I’m 27 and my forehead is getting wrinkly. I really don’t want to do Botox. Do I have any other options?? Also, I’m having sun spots/freckles! I don’t even go in the sun. Anything for that?2yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/SkincareAddiction
My 89 year old grandpa and I share fitness data (he still hits the gym everyday.) he likes to acknowledge my workouts10mo ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
A physician’s assistant who is telling their patients to not get the vaccine and graduated “valid Victorian”2yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
First Baptist Church of Dallas Choir... let’s see how many people get COVID from this one4yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/Dallas
My fiance got a Brisket Sundae. Brisket, potato salad, pickles, Fritos, cheese, and BBQ sauce [pro/chef]2yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/food
U/loserfame mentioned HatCreek in TX and I ran there. All gluten free!3yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/glutenfree
I ordered my dress from Anomalie and it. Is. PERFECTION. The skirt comes off and it has a short dress underneath for the reception. This picture doesn’t do it justice and the front is BEAUTIFUL too. Unfortunately, I unexpectedly lost 40 pounds since I ordered it, so it’s a bit big but wow. So happy3yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/myweddingdress
I’ve missed sharing my insane mother with you! The vaccine gave me stage 3 endometriosis!3yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/insaneparents
My mom is now spamming me on telegram. So vaccines are so poisonous, but not poisonous enough to kill parasite eggs? Make it make sense! “Connecting dots” ha. I have epilepsy by the way and my fiance is on the spectrum2yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/insaneparents
The amount of fake news on Instagram is alarming. Video was about the “jabbed” women are shedding the virus and affecting fertility and making women have terrible periods. K, mom.3yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/insaneparents
Latest gold. My mom smoked Mary J when my brother and I were in the womb. My brother is a freakin psycho now. He had a child and was sent to prison soon after. Now the child is turning out like him. Mom thinks it’s vaccines.3yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/insaneparents
A guy from the car dealership I got my car at a month ago messaged me these2yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/OopsDidntMeanTo
My mom just sent me a video trying to show me the snow we got in TX is engineered and was sent in by Biden.3yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/insaneparents
Gluten free AND vegan donuts from Gluten Free Goodness in Frisco, TX. One didn’t make the picture 🐷3yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/glutenfree
I got a perm! I’m happy with it. My natural hair at this length was a mess unless I straightened it and even then it would still kink a little. Ain’t nobody got time fo dat2yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/Hair
I am sick just reading this. “Why don’t you go to church anymore?” Because it has turned into a cult!2yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
I can’t even keep up with all the issues the vaccines cause. I’m surprised I even exist at this point2yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/insaneparents
This is what I ordered for the fall semester since I’m expected to teach 500 kids at a public elementary school! I’m hoping this will help keep away the germs4yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/Dallas
TEA’s office is closed due to COVID, but expects teachers to go back. Y’all, you should be rallying for teachers right now. We can’t have a voice- our certs will be taken if we strike.4yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/Dallas
She’s mad I addressed her Christmas card with her first name instead of mom. Then back to the crazy antics2yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/insaneparents
Asked my mom to eat outside for Christmas and I get the spiel 🙄2yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/insaneparents
Went from an epidemic/virology expert to a political/economic expert. All via memes retrieved from Instagram, of course.2yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/insaneparents
My 10 year old students giving each other a pep talk before a competition today3yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
I had Giardia and she’s worried about her Mother’s Day gift. BONUS conspiracy material, too4yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/insaneparents
Can’t wait to go in and teach 400 kids with 50 colleagues while the city stays home 😎 y’all need to call Morath and Abbott NOW please3yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/Dallas
Narcissistic redditor messages me after receiving tons of downvotes on his comments talking crap about teachers. (He’s deleted his comments and I guess he needed to feel justified due to his narcissism.) Everyone is an idiot except him!4yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/insanepeoplereddit
The people on the far right are the ones not wearing masks. The people on the far right are usually religious. Maybe this will motivate them. Who am I kidding? They only use the Bible when it aligns with their ridiculous antics4yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/Dallas
Do you think I’m crazy? Do you have enough money to buy an RV?4yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/insaneparents
“The government wants to make money off us being sick” “They want us all dead” ok, mom.4yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/insaneparents
My poop pal guarding the bathroom like he always does. Does anyone else poop in the dark?3yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/CrohnsDisease
I feel bad for her! She has been brainwashed by the internet!4yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/insaneparents
I’m trying to make a left turn into my neighborhood. Both of these trucks decided it’d be a good idea to make a left out of my neighborhood, so they BOTH pull into the turn lanes so I can’t see the cars going 60+ mph behind them. Then you honk and they give you the finger <35yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/IdiotsInCars
Getting this cute baby Morkie tomorrow. I have 2 other yorkies and this is our first pup that’s not full blooded Yorkie. Any name ideas?2yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/Maltese
If a millennial said this, Brenda would be telling them to pull themselves up by the bootstraps. Don’t be asking for free handouts, Brenda. Work for it. Should’ve saved up for retirement!3yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
Y’all were way off last time. What do you think with this photo?2yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/guessmyage
With and without makeup. People say I look a lot older than I am. What do you think2yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/guessmyage
I’m going with a dirty keto approach while I wean myself off real sugar. I have been watching my net carbs and noticed my total carbs today :O is this bad???1yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/ketobeginners
I think this stopped her. I shouldn’t have even responded when she asked how I was.4yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/insaneparents
Okay so Santa’s a no-go, but Jesus is a different story2yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
[Selfie] just had my first IPL treatment that some of y’all recommended. It hurt a lot worse than I thought. My face felt like it was on fire2yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/SkincareAddiction
Hopefully I’m ready. My exam is in the morning. My Kaplan scores were 68,66,70,70. Hoping I get an easy test2yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/Series7exam
Shoutout to u/sherlockbeaver ! Had nothing to say! I’m curious to know if she will respond later... will update if she does4yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/CovIdiots
Got a 24 hour urine test done. They didn’t send it in right, so only part of the test was performed. 27f2yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/DiagnoseMe
Adrenal test results... what could they mean? Can’t meet with the doc for a while4yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/DiagnoseMe
I passed on my first try! It was the hardest test I’ve ever taken. I cried when I hit submit because I thought I’d failed. Way harder than my passperfect tests and Kaplan tests2yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/Series7exam
I’m sorry... WHAT?! I don’t remember this being part of my high school curriculum! I do, however, remember this being part of my BIBLE STUDY curriculum! Local district... wow3yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/Dallas
I don’t need antibiotics for my UTI... I just need supplements3yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/insaneparents
Body weight tracking while being sick with a mysterious stomach issue that is still happening after 2 months4yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/interestingasfuck
So I had a colonoscopy today because I’ve lost about 20 pounds in the last month from no appetite and diarrhea. This was the finding... along with IBS. She biopsied it, but did anyone else’s look like this? I’m pretty spooked.4yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/CrohnsDisease
I know y’all don’t like the “is this lupus” questions, but my rheumatologist thought it was Behcets and BAM this comes back. More in comments3yr ⋅ Muffinman1111112 ⋅ r/lupus
