A little bit of electrical tape can make a day
My Fiancee has had it for a year now....
I will never ask about anything in their room again...
In my defense he only beat me up every week for 3 years and tried to and almost hit me with his car.
As a Texan who just bought my first legal pre-roll in Colorado, gotta love a 2 miles up smoke spot! Thanks Colorado!
My cat's thoughts half way through a petting session
5 years ago today I lost my best friend. He was a son, a marine, and one hell of a good guy. This is my favorite picture of him thought I would share.
Uh...I don't think that's how it works Subway
My grandmother caught these at her house. Looks like I wont be seeing her anytime soon....
I will never sea turtles the same again
We have the technology. Can we rebuild it?
I commented to the bartender that I liked the glass. She said, Take the beer home in your belley and keep the glass.
5 years here and tomorrow is my last day. I am really going to miss my regulars.
So my buddy stopped by to show me his latest bunch of rascals!
When you high af but have a world leader meeting to attend.
This guy just came in the store!!!!
Dumbledore was a racist
Big spoon, little spoon.
My grandfather has been feeding a standoffish stray for a few weeks. Today was the first time she let him pet her.
Went for a hike in the greenbelt. Got off the path and this guy followed me for almost a mile
Today, I am dehydrating those peppers I posted a few days back!
Reaper bacon mmmm. I'm going to use the grease for gravy.
Yessss first harvest! Habanero, cayenne, jalapeno, spicy bell!
Grandparents are on a flight to Puerto Rico. This the passenger in front of them.
My first harvest this year! Looking forward to more!
I started my very first garden a few months ago. This is my very first tomato!!!!!!
From the patrons side. On a Friday night, at a busy ass bar. This means more than you know.
Lost dog in Austin. He is super sweet. Please help!!!!! My friend is super bummed
It was pretty romantic...
Wow big things come in small packages. Very very hot. Cowhorn I think it's called.
This shit is awesome! Thanks for the free sample that started it all!
I get high with a little help from my friends
Monday smokes pot
Did I spicy right?
I had to stop smoking for a possible job and it's killing me
Walked into a bar and this is the first thing I see. It was a good night!
You spelled whore wrong.
Just a portion of my collection. I am also a member of Monthly Pepper Box!
That firework stand shooting happened in my work parking lot last night
My girlfriend's uncle had Melanoma removed from his head
Just hit triple digit link karma....
Swimming in High Octane
Grandparents are in South America, boating the Amazon. They just sent me this.
Almost ran this little guy over near great hills. Couldn't hop the wall like mom.
As a whiskey drinker in the states, it's interesting to try a country specific brew. This is only available from the distillery.
High Octane SR-71 wing sauce! Made in Katy, TX! Facemeltingly spicy!
My buddy lost his dog by black sheep lodge! He is miserable. Can we help him? He is super sweet!
Why do you need to read my messages?
Seems like the only sensible thing to do nowadays
My very last smoke out due to a new job. I think I am doing it right....
I act like I don't notice it, but it grosses me out everytime...
My plant hasn't been doing too well lately so I took a closer look. WTF! are these and how do I save my plant?
Friends just opened their firework stand today. This is their best employee!
It bewilders me when someone expects my full attention while they are mid conversation on their cell.
When ever I tell the local Thai place to surprise me
Gettin' real sick of your shit, Steve...
Here is that same coyote from another angle
Poor man's dinner
Not sure if I need that how my cat plans to kill me book or not
My Mother's solution for containing a spider
Friend's dog has a perfect bone-shaped spot.
Sounds like a GGG to me
I should chain it to the table.
Did it to yourself, bro
I've been here long enough to know what's coming
Ladies and Gentlemen, my 67 year old grandfather playing Grand Theft Auto 5
Yard work with my Grandfather.
Living in the Texas hill country, this is my Aurora Borealis.
Sorry sampler behind me, Orange Chicken sample got me.
Mom just found this in her garage.
Mean while in Texas
Worked a catering for the owner of Patron and Paul Mitchell. This was hanging in his foyer. It is made of hundreds of melted army soldiers.
As a Texan who just bought his first legal pre-roll in Colorado, I say this is by far my favorite smoke spot! (6)
At Jimmy Buffet in the woodlands! If you gptta pee we are by the portas! Say hello!
It's my last night to smoke before a pretty imressive new job. I think I'm doing it right...
I work late and make most of my posts after midnight.
Picked these up at a place called iBurn! I can't wait to try them
She said she wanted to spice things up.
My Great Grandfather flew over 10 missions during WWII as a tail gunner. When I asked him if he ever killed anyone he said this...
I found someone else's hair on my GF's pillow. A few days later, I came home early and caught him in the act.
Tactical Firearms at it again
So I saw this today.....
A few years ago I went to my Grandfathers funeral. We were the only ones out there and I started snapping pictures. Can you see what I caught?
They do that little hustle shuffle to hurry up
Why would you ask the question if you didn't want accept the answer?
This just happened. Im in Texas. Mmmmm
Can we all just get on the same page please?
Male equivalent to my gf watching me play videogames
Welcome to Texas!
Found this on my car after work. Thanks!
Faith in humanity restored
This was my childhood hero.....anyone else?