Some hooligan stole my Secret Santa gift from my doorstep before I could even get to it, 10 minutes after it was delivered. Merry Christmas. Deepest apologies to my gifter for my shitty neighborhood.9yr ⋅ msprout ⋅ r/secretsanta
I went to Otakon dressed as a block of diamond ore. I ran into Steve and this is what happened. 11yr ⋅ msprout ⋅ r/Minecraft
a bunch of people asked me to put my picture on here i don't know who are you people where am i10yr ⋅ msprout ⋅ r/LadyBoners
You know, I used to think a car was just a way of getting from Point A to Point B. And on weekends, Point C. But that was the old me. That man died the moment I laid eyes on the 1979 Honda Accord!9yr ⋅ msprout ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
At my first job, I encountered spam fax for the first time. So my boss and I made our own spam fax to send back.10yr ⋅ msprout ⋅ r/pics
In the event of a full-out nuclear exchange, here are the targets most likely to be hit in Pennsylvania. Mount Lebo is saved!12yr ⋅ msprout ⋅ r/pittsburgh
