Evacuated my house because of the Hurricane. Didn’t want any looters to get her just in case. Bringing in to the hotel room gets smoooshed. Cuul. Kicker you ask? The hurricane won’t even hit us any longer.1yr ⋅ msmith721 ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
Restaurant closed 15 minutes ago and these people are oblivious that the whole staff if standing around waiting for them to leave. If you’ve ever worked in service industry you know this is way more than mildly infuriating.4yr ⋅ msmith721 ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
My wife said she’s never gotten full sized candy for Halloween, well me neither! So for our first Halloween in our first new home, watch out you little bastards, you’re getting full bars!3yr ⋅ msmith721 ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
My wife’s cat Smokey Joe wants nothing to do with me after we moved in together a few months back. I am a military veteran and I have frequent nightmares and Joe came up to comfort me after a really bad one tonight. Bros for life.6yr ⋅ msmith721 ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingBros
My wife’s cat Smokey Joe has wanted nothing to do with me after we moved in together a few months back. I am a military veteran and I have frequent nightmares and Joe came up to comfort me after a really bad one tonight. Bros for life.6yr ⋅ msmith721 ⋅ r/aww
Started with a single shelf plant in a three inch pot, year later and now we’re here!4yr ⋅ msmith721 ⋅ r/houseplants
New coasters came in the mail today! Couldn’t be happier with how they turned out.4yr ⋅ msmith721 ⋅ r/chicago
Ex-military, old boss of mine, posts stuff like this all the time. His old shriveled assed generation responsible for starting the opioid epidemic, now has the balls to support an effort to jail people that overdose.4yr ⋅ msmith721 ⋅ r/ForwardsFromKlandma
What a fantastic treat to come home to!Thanks to my wife for not getting my humor, but not letting that get in the way of a good gift.3yr ⋅ msmith721 ⋅ r/TheFarSide
Just noticed the sweater episode twin from ‘The Boyfriend’ S3E18 and ‘The Sniffing Accountant’ S5E4!4yr ⋅ msmith721 ⋅ r/seinfeld
My absolute favorite Robert California line, I don’t get why most people hated him, who wants to debate this?6yr ⋅ msmith721 ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
Nightstands for sale, cats not included, but I’m considering offers If they don’t get out of my pictures for craigslist!5yr ⋅ msmith721 ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
Just doing a pretty basic turn into a parking lot and it buckled. Not mine, thank goodness.4yr ⋅ msmith721 ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
Reddit is for derpy dogs, cute kittens, and people almost dying. Not your personal stories, showcasing your outfits, or whatever else you desperately need validated by complete strangers.4yr ⋅ msmith721 ⋅ r/HighQualityGifs
Downtown Chicago, raising Chicago River bridges for the boats to go South for the Winter.5yr ⋅ msmith721 ⋅ r/CityPorn
6am, one’s working on her master’s before work, the other is working on her Meowsters before naps.5yr ⋅ msmith721 ⋅ r/cats
Took drinking off the day after my dad passed away. Been three months sober, decided that was long enough, cheers! And yes, that’s a muthafuckin medieval times stein!3yr ⋅ msmith721 ⋅ r/drunk
Hard Boiled Egg on thin round cheese cracker covered with duck fat pate, topped with a petite creamy horseradish with hot sauce drizzle and habanero pepper sauce for taste.4yr ⋅ msmith721 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
No one would/does protest legal immigrants/residents going to school in the US, it’s the illegals they don’t like. But why should we differentiate those two when it would lose 20k in karma!6yr ⋅ msmith721 ⋅ r/facepalm
My pond experts! Las Vegas pond, stocked with Koi and brown minnow (guessing but pretty sure) nothing else. Lots of algae in lower pond, would think to get pleco(s) but seeing conflicts online, some say ok, some say no way. Any advice? More details in comments.3yr ⋅ msmith721 ⋅ r/ponds
This girl stabbing out the eyes of a sting ray and proudly posting pics on Facebook.6yr ⋅ msmith721 ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
My treadmill has a setting where you run and it mimics it as a character running in Fortnite. Important to note this gym doesn’t allow anyone under 18 yrs old in.4yr ⋅ msmith721 ⋅ r/FellowKids
My Wife and I’s idea of a perfect Saturday night, until it gets ugly, which it will.6yr ⋅ msmith721 ⋅ r/rickandmorty
That’s my Tesla... and that’s where my cart stopped. Fucking Stellar Walmart. Fucking let me know who to personally thank for being this fucking stupid. Have a great weekend everyone!2yr ⋅ msmith721 ⋅ r/u_msmith721
Someone thought it’d be a good idea to blare gunfire from Fortnite at a music festival.6yr ⋅ msmith721 ⋅ r/facepalm
My wife and I combined Monopoly, Scattergories, and Trivial Pursuit into one really crazy fun and competitive board game. Hybrid game-play in comments.4yr ⋅ msmith721 ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Turning a fun ‘Guess this celebrity’ game into a political war.5yr ⋅ msmith721 ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
Leeeeeet’s goooooo!!! Showtime! Yes that’s the cheapest Champaign (sparkling diarrhea) I could find so I could drink it no matter who wins.3yr ⋅ msmith721 ⋅ r/u_msmith721
Pre-game time, get your fritch ready boys and gals. Hockey is just 3 hours away. Hydrate (water) for the dehydrate (alcohol).3yr ⋅ msmith721 ⋅ r/u_msmith721
This girl stabbing out the eyes of a sting ray and proudly posting pics on Facebook.6yr ⋅ msmith721 ⋅ r/trashy
Rubbing stone for relieving stress, given out to Basic Training Airmen that attend Wiccan Services. Received April 2004.4yr ⋅ msmith721 ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
They had a purebred Vizsla puppy at a shelter, and they didn’t separate dogs and cats, sure...5yr ⋅ msmith721 ⋅ r/thatHappened
Putting a song into a text sometimes makes it seem like a niceguy over a heartthrob. Agree/disagree? Try it.6yr ⋅ msmith721 ⋅ r/niceguys
