I might be a nerd.
There is always a way.
wanna play a game?
it's my cakeday, and all i wanna do is play with my cock and read /r/trees
6 months. 1,000 miles. 95 pounds lost. today i pass the torch to the next generation that will take me the rest of the way.
I got some bad looks promoting pro choice while pregnant. Doesn't matter, I chose pregnancy, don't force someone else to be pregnant.
Forever a nerd
super easy home made pizza pockets!
My letter to the Frito Lay company concerning their Taco Flavored Doritos.
I went out of my way to hit them.
forever alone success!
Forever a nerd.
My mom asked what she could get me that would be useful for Christmas. I told her a Noah Bradley playmat. I didn't think she would take me seriously.
Goes well with the mind your own uterus shirt
the past 36 hours for the average lurker
Christmas came early this year!
My favorite pair of full panel capris have betrayed me. Moment of silence please.
and it was delicious.
Give her what she really wants for Valentine's Day.
I'm ready to parent now.
i like rainbows and spock, i found this to be the logical course of action.
I went from having the worst day of my life to this.
Osama's body has been found!
I'm gonna fly today!
Joined a team!
This is my baby, it's not here yet, but I love it anyway.
I'm not weak, but I'm not feeling very strong either.
I like to get crafty with wraps.
All that worry for nothing! Baby is just fine at 12 weeks!
what i imagine happens whenever someone tells me theyre having relationship problems
the ferengi have expanded their financial profile
Should I skip?
This is my bird. He is a karma whore.
Pregnancy nest complete!
I was told you guys would be impressed with my first purchase!
Quit rushing me!
When you have your weekend planned out
so i was just doing a routine sensor sweep of my quarters when all of the sudden...
I don't wanna be a cowboy anymore (FIXED)
It just slides right off
How to cure hemrroids
I'm not sharing.
This is what I get for living in the middle of the bible belt.
whoa, whoa, WHOA, AHHHHH! (gif)
I'm not crazy!
How I feel after I watch an action movie.
My company gives out roses for free on mothers day. I found this glued to one of them, anyone know what it says?