My beautician promised me letting her tint my brows would “really change my life”...I should have asked her to be more specific before going ahead. Big thanks to my husband for illustrating JUST how off centre they are for me.

4yr ⋅ ⋅

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My Wedding Cake: 100% edible

6yr ⋅

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Former reality tv “star” now mostly known for the shocking differences between when she’s pictured out and about and what she posts on her IG

4yr ⋅

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We’ve gone past “curves” and into angles

5yr ⋅

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Bad things come in threes: fruit cake, fondant, and fucking horrifying elves.

4yr ⋅

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