Who'd ya think left the body there? It was the Mexican garbage men!4yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
If these homeless people wanted to defend themselves so badly, they should've learned karate!6yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
And you'll never ever get the president to mention you by name either, so go back to your side of the swamp before I REEEEEEEEEEEE!7yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
The Cocaine Express was not a success, and it even left a huge mess.7yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
Now some of you are wondering why I gathered us all here. As you all know by this point, I am totally wasted.5yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
Ernie would soon win 2 gold Olympic medals, and the Medal of Honor from the president.7yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
A reason for Sesame Street to drop their New Year's resolutions.6yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
Cookie Monster gets rid of the little shit the way Bert suggested him.5yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
It's a common SS-Helferin mistake to get locked inside the gas chamber with a jew.8yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
Hours later, Big Bird would drop Ernie from a higher altitude.6yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
5 of them were never heard from again, 4 of the 11 of them were prostitutes, and 1 was raped repeatedly.7yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
It turns out Hillary's private emails mainly contain purchases of Botox, tampons and Clips4sale videos.8yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
I don't want to hear any rape jokes that you might have, when you come back from r/bertstrips!6yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
Stuffing up their nephew Bort isn't cutting it for them anymore.6yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
It's okay, Farmer Joe can't see us at the other end of the field.7yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
But Elmo can't wait that long! Elmo wants your ghostly ass in here right now!7yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
How did /r/bertstrips go this long without a Crazy Harry joke? The guy's LITERALLY built for it!8yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
As Grover would put it hypothetically, one must be strong enough to overthrow God.6yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
The 19th century mid-west was cruel, but Wilkins was even crueler.6yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
A cool use of money for someone that has full control of their welfare.7yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/Teleshits
Then the Count thought of burning his hats to make them worth MILLIONS.6yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
Bert grows paranoid that his relationship with Ernie is starting to strain.8yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
Teaching children, and satisfying their own cannibalistic appetites at the same time.8yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
Me not sure, Ernie... Throw in 4 boxes of thin mint cookies and then me trade.7yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
And don't try to scam me with the sugar pills, Doc, or I'll cut your dick off!8yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
This is an outrage! Elmo didn't pay $70 a month so Elmo could fap to static!7yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
Then Grover charged straight at Charlie for help. Charlie couldn't understand his sudden gibberish.7yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
Just when Bert was enjoying his private time, Ernie forgot something at home.6yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
No more using the telescope in one hand for Big Bird (mainly because he can't move his other arm).6yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
Elmo enhances education by endowing his erection to elementary school children.7yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
Luckily for Big Bird, Grover's escape from his CCTV hell will take a while.6yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
NO MORE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GROVER, NO MORE! What's that? You want an encore? Alright, here I go again!7yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
Finished my countercade mod, got a li'l friend testing it, and I'll take it over to work when the sun shines.3yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/Arcade1Up
Meanwhile across town, Mr. Johnson gets assaulted by three black muggers.6yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
If Cookie knows about rape, he knows his prison name isn't Bubba.8yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
You hear something dripping behind us Ernie? Nah that's probably just the movie Bert.8yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
Stars aren't gonna be the only things shining bright at night anymore.7yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
Bert had thought perhaps giving Bort cement floaties wasn't Ernie's best idea.8yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
Only one will sleep well tonight, the rest will have sore asses.7yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
Relax, Oscar. I'm just playing Detective, and I'm solving the mystery of the missing ho money. You want to come out and play?8yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
Telly took the other type of drugs this morning, the results were abysmal for his peers.8yr ⋅ MrRagtimeMoneybags ⋅ r/bertstrips
