Soon after learning of the terrible crisis facing his constituents, Ted Cruz quickly jumped on a plane from DC and headed straight back to Texas... no wait I meant Cancun

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War criminal hits the nail on the head

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woof irl

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Powerwashed the back porch, boss

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me_irl

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I'll utilize whatever goddamn vertical space I want, evil corporate overlords.

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Just wanted to bring this subreddit back to it's roots. Guess who I am?

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I haven't done any photomanipulation in years, got drunk last night and swapped my face with my roommate's.

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Yet another reason why I hate being Facebook friends with new mothers.

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Hey /electronicmusic, I thought you might like my new background. Screen cap of Equation by Aphex Twin from a spectral analyzer.

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