I'm so proud of my son. You can always tell...

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My iPhone fell out of my pocket and cracked my iPad.

11yr ⋅

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Super gate in my hotel room. I'm suddenly very concerned about the Ori watching me sleep.

8yr ⋅

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Need more lift for your iPad? Try this configuration.

12yr ⋅

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Oh honey...

10yr ⋅

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Still going strong at my local ice rink

11yr ⋅

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My kids are obsessed with this pattern. I'm ok with it.

12yr ⋅

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This greeted me this morning. I nearly blue myself I was so surprised.

11yr ⋅

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Keep your captains, I'll take crewman Tom Morello

12yr ⋅

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Easily my most ridiculous run so far.

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Musical pasta

10yr ⋅

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For anyone wondering how “true to life” the shaker heights references on the show are...

10yr ⋅

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A friend gave me this as a thank you gift. Needless to say, I was totally floored!

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Yeah, I could see marinating a chicken in that.

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Did you think I wouldn't notice Girl Scouts? Where are the rest of my thin mints!?

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