A short story.
Local Alamo Drafthouse stored beer line cleaning fluid in an empty liquor bottle, served it to customers
The bar code scanner doesn't work.
When you mess up your artwork and want to blame someone else for wasting thousands of silver
Be safe out there.
682 has broken containment and found stable employment doing modeling
Users be like...
On the next episode of Hoarders...
Reached a milestone. This works out to about $0.03 per hour of entertainment, and I'm not slowing down yet. Thank you, Tynan.
Paying a little bit for infrastructure is equivalent to being murdered?
Battle of Thermopylae, 480 BC (Colorized)
I do exactly as needed for the ticket
When IT doesn't have a door stop
Delusional can mean crazy, right?
Another day, another user-created problem
Patient safety is in peril! Receptionist has a keyboard with sticky keys.
Cleaned out my freezer, resulting in a shitty combo platter
I hate it when a computer has activities
If an ancient ship part lands on a bridge, it is instantly destroyed.
I'll go ahead and mark this as low priority
I may want to deal carefully with this faction.
I had a pallet of new PCs to unload, and no door stop
A corpse obsession mental break revealed that one of my colonists died an embarrassing death 43 years ago.
Looks like my server team is performing a Scream Test
The joys of working in healthcare IT. Found inside a laptop cart.
With a name like Chad, I knew he was going to be trouble.
Got the evacuation plan posted, boss.
Dell Support being helpful as always.
A bathroom sink made from a gas pump and transmission housing. Impossible to walk away with clean hands.
Gotta pose my doors for my Facebook advertisement post
I have viewed the entirety of the Steam catalog in my discovery queue. 26,721 total items.
I post my odometer when I want
Craigslist ad states a lot of upgrades
Peasant is confused by /r/pcmasterrace, defiles my Facebook wall
I think I'll pass on that one.
TFW you're such a bad shot your bullets violate the laws of time and space.
User reports desktop issue
This pirate raid spawned with only melee weapons. The faction name is appropriate.
Found on Facebook. It's like they put a full airsickness bag in the crockpot.
A message from my IT department
Pregnant and proudly taking supplements with questionable ingredients
No, user, you can't keep that power brick. This was sitting on a very busy reception desk
How I feel the morning after a night of heavy drinking
This mission-critical KVM switch has seen a few years
Our ticketing system uses only the best encryption
Don't disturb the workstatioin when it has do not shut sign. It is UPDATING
This Megasloth enjoys spicy food
Red has had Facebook for over three years, and his profile picture is a bird bath
Meatball sub and steak fries from my work cafe
Flood report: My fucking patio
Early stages of a user meltdown
Sue misses her Pee Wee
Guy has had it with these people on Craigs
[A16] Mortars are underrated
This monstosity on the Reese's Facebook page
Found on Craigslist - ghetto BlowPop-mobile
There are three switches in here someplace
This is an ideal spot to stargaze
[Eastern Iowa] Wasp-imitating dragonfly?
Wasteful packaging for a digital download
Over 3100 points on /r/funny: Kuzco, kuzco co
Why the black humans gotta be for sale?
New apartment, new his-and-hers battlestations
Just pretend you didn't see it and get out of the server room
I think I can probably handle that for you
I almost didn't recognize Jacob Carter with all that hair. (Babylon 5, S2E17)
When I give a new keyboard to a user who doesn't really need one
Really, Dell? I predict many tickets asking for their old keyboards back
Found on Allrecipes
Pay to advertise that you shop at Hy-Vee
To post a useful photo with a Craigslist ad
Chicken quesadillas from the cafeteria at work
Breakfast pizza at my work cafeteria. Glorious.
Only one week away
Bagpipes and Linear Differential Equations
Found on Facebook. The 70s were a dark time.
Frozen burrito with sour cream and Taco Bell chipotle sauce
SCP Fuel: SR-71 Pilots
Goldfish in leftover ramen/sriracha juice
Who uses 25 and 30 foot patch cables?
A box arrived today with some loot
Classic Crap: Ramen, Eggs, Hot Cock
This siege party over packed their snacks
The vending machine in my apartment building hasn't been updated in a while
VW Bus - We took the middle 47 1/2 out
Had to sell my fire beam for hull repairs. The next jump...
Thanks, Mantises. My crew had grown tired of not getting ripped to shreds.
Apparently my girlfriend dropped my remote a bit harder than I thought
Rollin' in the Benjamins
Breakfast Scramble - Eggs, Sausage, Yellow Peppers, Hashbrowns, Cheese
Breakfast Big Mac
I made my first ever Mun landing on career mode. It goes without saying that he isn't coming home.
First normal victory. With a weak ship!
A master programmer tells us why Scratch (a children's programming language) is a waste of everyone's time
This energy fighter was almost too much to handle
Goldfish with Sriracha dipping sauce
This guest columnist from my local newspaper who is smug about e-cigs