Fiancé's mom suggested making a slideshow for the wedding.
Just another day working at the grocery store.
My Mom was my school's sex-ed teacher for over 25 years, she dropped this one on me today.
Whoever runs the Overwatch Twitter account knows how it's done.
My Girlfriend gave me a straight razor for my birthday.
My boss asked me why I was leaving when I would be making less at my new job...
How is this not in the RT Store yet?
My girlfriend is visiting family next week...
She says she wants to fight her own battles since I kill things too fast.
I couldn't look her in the eye...
Wait, did somebody actually buy Garbo Man?
After a conversation about legalization with my friends.
You don't have to deal with their shit, people like me are paid to deal with their shit.
This winner went through the store yesterday.
MRW someone sees my penis for the first time.
Went on Facebook for the first time since I've started using reddit today
The most important thing I learned when I was a waiter.
Started using bowls for my fancy goldfish.
Every day seems better than the last
When Netflix removes a show before you're done watching it.
Chuck Grassley: I don't know what Net Neutrality means, but fuck Democrats
In Stranger Things, Mr. Clarke says that the Healthkit Ham Shack (the big radio in the AV club) is powerful enough to contact Australia. It would later be used to contact Will in the Upside Down.
I leave these in chests all over the server I mod
Sure Wizard, I'll get right on that...
I'm actually a little worried...
Why the hell do you think I wear them?
Pot would bring Chaos, they said.
These were some hackey miners around here
Whenever I see a post about surfing Reddit all day, or playing N64 in the office, I'm like...
The only thing I have ever wanted comparators to work with...
Even though I like the generation of Mega Man that Nintendo recreated...secretly, I was hoping for this generation's design
Just a reminder why you should always check your audio levels before recording.
MRW I'm Lvl 1 and my team puts me on turret duty.
My Girlfriend and I make Minecraft Comics, I'll submit more if you guys like this one
[Satire] Many Shrubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the he-depths of the Slor that day I can tell you.
PCMR is losing their shit over paid Nintendo online, yet bragging how they're already playing Nintendo games for free anyway...
Peridot discovers tumblr
MRW I'm staring into space and realize I've been staring down someone across the room for the last five minutes.
Confused Nerd Ned
The beginning of my Subway System
I see you like to grow dangerously Mr. Tree
After being forced for 6 years in school to use it, I have yet even consider using it.
Been with my girlfriend for 3 years, living together for 1, and never had an argument.
These two are inseparable
Just my Neon Red enjoying his favorite spot.
For this reason alone, Paranormal Activity remains my favorite movie.
I can't believe what I just witnessed
I have not laughed so hard in a long time
As a 23 year old guy who is tired of being asked where I go to high school.
We've been together for four years, and go to their house every other week for dinner...
I bought an Xbox One...
They're probably just as annoyed as you are.
Whenever I click on a link, I immediately regret it and think to myself...
Science has failed me.
Heard the waiter call me a douche behind my back...
Apparently, this is strange according to my friends.
I'm glad to know we have the same intrests
In a world where I have to change my password every 90 days, this is the most unbelievable moment in Star Wars.
I've never taken up the offer, but it's been about 2 years and they still ask.
Why I don't get large drinks at drive-through windows anymore
Two years later, a guy I knew in college is regretting some decisions in life.
I grew up in a small, nearly all white community.
My quadriplegic father dancing with his niece on her wedding day.
My girlfriend all last week
My friend was shocked when I told him I don't check my gf's texts, E-mail, or facebook wall...
The real awkward thing is neither of us like kids.