I wonder if this look will catch on?
My wife just texted this to me with the caption Your motto...
Bite my shiny wooden ass!
Grandma, do you want to go to Disneyland today? Sure, just wait a second while I grab some sensible shoes...
This dress is made out of wood.
The amount of butter that came with my French toast.
The name of this car on the Winnie The Pooh ride.
The placement of these security cameras kind of makes them look like googly eyes.
Space Slug (Jack in the box)
Side view of mannequin with a beer belly...
Eminem portrait made from M&Ms.
These grout lines are pretty wide.
Centaur with a farmer tan (and glasses)...
This toilet compartment was all set up with a magazine (saying You've arrived) and toilet seat cover already in place.
Paul's Glowing Balls
This manikin has a beer belly.
For only $95 you can buy two nightmares.
[Homemade] Hotdog Mac n Cheese
For the Star Wars fan who has everything...
This tree grate is the wrong size.
Just got my copy of Entertainment Weekly. At first I thought they had made a mistake.
My pizza came with a pair of scissors to cut your own slices.
This bathroom has WWF wallpaper.
Sometimes you find motivation in the dumpster.
The amount of butter that came with my french toast.
The small holes in my sandals created a matching blister pattern.
This bike rack looks like a fish.
No expense was spared.
There is a Rolls-Royce parked at this Dennys.
The restroom signage at Dunkin Donuts is slightly modified.
This woman asked where the Matterhorn was... I said Right behind you...
Every concert I go to...
This Burger King has a Sauce Policy.
I told the owner of this Pomeranian that she had a cute dog and she handed me the dog's business card.
PsBattle: This terrified cat.
The tissues in my hotel bathroom have been folded to look like a flower.
Don't mess with this kid's ride...
Don't mind me... I'll just be over here watching you...
PsBattle: Ghostbuster Baby