What's your favorite Rainier Wolfcastle quote?

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What is your favorite moment between Bart and Lisa?

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Who's your favorite musical guest star?

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Scott, things aren't as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office. Joblessness is no longer just for philosophy majors. Useful people are starting to feel the pinch.

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What scene lives rent free in your head?

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“And now, my Woody Allen impression: ‘I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls’.”

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Oh, your playing days are over, my friend. But you can always fall back on your degree in...Communications?! Oh, dear lord!

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Lisa, I apologize to you, I was wrong, I take it all back. Always be yourself. If you want to be sad, honey, be sad. We'll ride it out with you. And when you get finished feeling sad, we'll still be there. From now on, let me do the smiling for both of us.

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Other than safety inspector of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, what's your favorite job Homer had?

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Wow, a song named after a girl. There aren't a million of those already. Name twenty! Rosanna, Roxanne, Michelle, Alison, Sarah, Angie, Brandy, Mandy, Gloria, Cecilia, Maggie May, Jessica, Nancy, Barbara Ann, Billie Jean, Layla, Lola, Polly, Helena, Jenny From the Block.

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I wonder how the research went?

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She's... kinda right..

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Who's your favorite small role or one-off character?

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What jokes do you think definitely wouldn't make it or cause controversy on TV today?

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Peter's marriage advice

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Definitely my favorite Reese quote

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Springfield Sperm Bank

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Oh sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries. Look at him, he’s wearing a belt. That’s Hollywood for you.

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You're banned from this historical society! You and your children... and your children's children... for 3 months.

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BOO BOO KEYS

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Excuse me, do you know how to get to town? Yeah, it's back the way you came.

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You didn't build this house. You won it on a crooked '50s game show. I ratted on everybody and got off scot-free. Ha-ha!

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What's your favorite Springfield Shopper headline and subheading?

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What is this? There's something wrong with the house! I don't like change!

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Whats your favorite crime the Simpsons or any character did?

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Sorta.

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Larry, you must meet our daughter, the debutante. She came out last spring. Whoa! Put her back in! She's not done yet.

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It was I, you fools. The man you trusted isn't Wavy Gravy at all. And all this time, I've been smoking harmless tobacco.

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Because you need me, Springfield. Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside, you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalise criminals and rule you like a king!

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Did you know that disco record sales were up 400% for the year ending 1976, if these trends continue...AY!

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What's your favorite Star Wars trilogy quote?

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Bart! Nelson hit me. He sure did.

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Here you go, you ingrate! Think of me when you're having the best sex of your life!

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Uh Goddamnit, how come every time I think of something clever, the Simpsons already did it?

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“When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie ‘Spaceballs’. But instead, it was dark and disturbing, like that movie ‘Police Academy’.

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Wow I'm really intrigued.

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Season 1 Dewey was the best

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I've got a freezer full of shu mai from Trader Joe's. And for dessert, a huge-ass box of Chocodiles. I hid them in the fridge for when the cholos come back, and they will be back. I gave the biggest one a key.

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“Your father can be surprisingly sensitive. When I giggled at his Sherlock Holmes hat, he sulked for a week and then closed his detective agency.”

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Saturday night favorite. Toking & Gaming

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Everyone's born smart. Aww, that's beautiful, son. It's a utopia.

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Mr. Simpson, the tar fumes are making me dizzy.

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This scene has always left me dying of laughter

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I DIDNT EVEN GIVE YOU THAT MUCH MONEY!

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Nine months later, Fluffy gave birth to 14 beautiful bunnies. Eight survived.

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What's your favorite holiday episode?

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They're controlling our minds with flu shots. I knew it! Well, kids, now aren't you glad we don't believe in inoculations?

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Oh yeah, the taxes! The finger thing means the taxes!

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Simpson, eh? Judging by his outlandish attire. he's some sort of free-thinking anarchist.

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Hey, hurry it up with the cards, Lenny. I've got you clocked at two miles per hour.

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“The following is a list of words I never want to hear on television again. Number One: Bra. Number Two: Horny. Number Three: Family Jewels.”

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We have captured your president. He was delicious.

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Are you on your third beer this evening? Does whiskey count as beer?

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At the risk of editorializing, these women are guilty... and must be dealt with in a harsh and brutal fashion. Otherwise, their behavior could incite other women... leading to anarchy of biblical proportions. It's in Revelations, people!

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He's still on the hunt for Jeff's trophies!

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Who's your favorite one time character? Mine is Guy Incognito.

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Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals - except the weasel.

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Cause I can no longer be a silent G.

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It wasn't even our car.

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Let's go over the ground rules. You can't leave first until you chug a beer. Any man scoring has to chug a beer. Chug a beer at the top of all odd-numbered innings. And the fourth inning is the beer inning.

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The pig's acting kinda funny. He and Mr. Simpson split a case of malt liquor.

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Listen, boozebags, I got a good thing going here. If you mess it up, I will out the one of you that is gay. *all gasping*

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What's your favorite sign gag/sight gag?

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Ooh, I like your ass.

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It's eleven o'clock, do you know where your children are? I told you last night, no!

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Uh, excuse me, Mr. Simspon. On the Itchy and Scratchy CD-Rom, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?

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What's your favorite chalkboard gag?

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Ohhhhhh, my ovaries!

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DAMN, LOOK AT THAT SON OF A BITCH GO! HE HAULING ASS!

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“And to think, Smithers, you laughed when I bought Ticketmaster. ‘Nobody’s going to pay a 100% service charge’.

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Hey, Steve, I'm just telling a few people, I'm making belt buckles now if you want to buy one. Check it out.

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♪ I am just a simple paper boy, no romance do I seek. I just wanted forty cents for my deliveries last week. Will this bewitching floozy seduce this humble newsie? Oh, what's a paper boy to...do? ♪

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I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.'

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He he he, get him, Ma.

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My favorite Lazy Sunday

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“You’re about to take a journey into the mind. You may see and experience things that are strange and frightening. But remember, they can’t physically hurt you, though they may destroy you mentally.”

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“Get ready, everybody. He’s about to do something stupid.”

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Listen to your mother, Lisa. I owe everything I have to my mother's watchful eye and swift hand. Oh, there's Mother now... watching me. What's that, Mother? They have a right to be here. It's school business. I... Mother, that sailor suit doesn't fit anymore!

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Looter! Self Defense! A black and a white talking like its normal!

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Alright, which is it. Clevemire or Quagland?

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Heh heh, far out man. I haven't seen a bong in years.

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The street or arcade genre of sports games will always be a favorite of mine.

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Spongebob! I see him! Where is he, Patrick? At the intersection of Conch and Coral. That's where I am! He's right on top of me, but I can't see him! What's he doing?

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Yeah, I know I'm on. But I don't care. I don't read the news until I get my Danish.

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I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook, and by gum, it put them on the map!

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*gasps* stay back! I have powers. Political powers!”

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They didn't have any aspirin, so I got you some cigarettes.

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Pickups from this weekend!

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Are you willing to go undercover to nail this creep? No way, man! No way, man! Get yourself another patsy, man! No way am I wearin' a freakin' wire.

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After work self care

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Our last bachelor likes women who take their clothes off for money. Let's hear it for Moe!

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New additions to the collection from last month

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What's your favorite quote after the Golden Era? Specifically seasons 10-15

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Give me some serotonin and add me on PS3 so I can see the user online notification more! PSN: Sabo0497

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Um, excuse me, Mr. Smithers. Bart may be seriously hurt. Could we possibly go ahead of you? Um... no. I really would rather get this taken care of.

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Oh, hello, American investor.

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“Well, sleazy entertainment and raunchy jokes will never be as popular as sobriety and self-denial.”

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In your opinion, which season has 3 in a row great episodes? For me its Season 3's Bart the Lover, Homer at the Bat, and Separate Vocations.

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If the show ended after the movie(Season 18 being the last season), what would be your worst episode ever?

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