Barbershop is in danger of growing stale. I'm taking it to strange new places.1yr ⋅ Mr_Kwijibo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
That's a very nice jig, Kearney. Now isn't dancing much more fun than bullying?2yr ⋅ Mr_Kwijibo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?2yr ⋅ Mr_Kwijibo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I know you can read my thoughts boy, Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow4yr ⋅ Mr_Kwijibo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I, for one, would like to see the cafeteria menus in advance so parents can adjust their dinner menus accordingly. I don't like the idea of Milhouse having two spaghetti meals in one day.2yr ⋅ Mr_Kwijibo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Prisoner 24601, I wore this for two years in a Viet Cong interment center. Never thought I'd see the old girl again.2yr ⋅ Mr_Kwijibo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
My name's Rod. My hobbies include: being quiet during trips, clapping with songs and diabetes.2yr ⋅ Mr_Kwijibo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!2yr ⋅ Mr_Kwijibo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Has anybody noticed that one of the twins in this episode is just a floating head?5yr ⋅ Mr_Kwijibo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
All we ask is to be treated with dignity and respect and a new candle now and then5yr ⋅ Mr_Kwijibo ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but you're in for the thrashing of a lifetime5yr ⋅ Mr_Kwijibo ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
And turn and flex and shake and bounce and turn and flex and shake and bounce!2yr ⋅ Mr_Kwijibo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.3yr ⋅ Mr_Kwijibo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Baboons to the left of me, baboons to the right, the speeding locomotive tore through a sea of inhuman fangs. A pair of great apes rose up at me, but biff! Bam! I sent them flying like two hairy footballs! A third came screaming at me!1yr ⋅ Mr_Kwijibo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hey, look at my feet. You like those moccasins? Look in your closet; there's a pair for you. Don't like them? Then neither do I!2yr ⋅ Mr_Kwijibo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Very well. It's time for your bribe. Now, you can either have the washer and dryer where the lovely Smithers is standing, or you can trade it all in for what's in this box.2yr ⋅ Mr_Kwijibo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You do not love Mr. Burns. You love Homer and Marge. You are their son. What you are doing is wrong, wrong, wrong!2yr ⋅ Mr_Kwijibo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well, I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean not that fancy store bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients. I... I can't compete with that stuff.5yr ⋅ Mr_Kwijibo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hello, my name is Mr. Snrub. And I come from, uh... Someplace far away! Yes, that'll do.2yr ⋅ Mr_Kwijibo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Derivative DY equals 3R^2 dR over 3, or R^2 DR or RDRR. Hardy-har-har. Get it?2yr ⋅ Mr_Kwijibo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hark to the tale of Nelson, and the boy he loved so dear! They remained the best of friends for years and years and years!2yr ⋅ Mr_Kwijibo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hey, my dad may have gained a little weight, but he's not some food crazed maniac!5yr ⋅ Mr_Kwijibo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hans Moleman presents man getting the thrashing of a lifetime5yr ⋅ Mr_Kwijibo ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
The frogurt is also cursed. That's bad. But you get your choice of toppings. That's good! The toppings contain potassium benzoate...that’s bad!5yr ⋅ Mr_Kwijibo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Now turn to the next problem. If you have three Pepsis and drink one, how much more refreshed are you?8mo ⋅ Mr_Kwijibo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
She never cooks, she doesn't keep a clean house, she smokes and she drinks and she talks profanely! She's the queen of the harpies!2yr ⋅ Mr_Kwijibo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Money gets you one more round. Drink it down, you stupid clown. Money gets you one more round, then you're out on your ass!2yr ⋅ Mr_Kwijibo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The deep fryer's here. I got it used from the navy. You could flash-fry a buffalo in 40 seconds.4yr ⋅ Mr_Kwijibo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Had this ol' thing for ages now and was wondering if it was worth upgrading it.1yr ⋅ Mr_Kwijibo ⋅ r/PixelGun
