The medicine I've been taking for my anxiety is amazing but makes it hard to orgasm. MRW my husband finally gives me an orgasm and then he shouts out SUCK IT, EFFEXOR!8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
If there was a Troll Code, this would be rule number one. What else should make the list?8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Wait until this little troll-in-training finds out it can happen on vacation, too.8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
[IFF] My step-grandmother crossing the finish line after running her first marathon at over 60-years-old.9yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TwoXChromosomes
MRW someone in r/atheism says ...women in the civilized world are NOT oppressed. Nor have they ever been and are massively downvoted.7yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
No blue eyes or unusual pattern. No giant ears or happy smile. Just one small, inky black pup. My beautiful Milo.10yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/aww
As a fat, overly opinionated feminist with crippling anxiety, I never thought I'd find love. I had to wait thirty years to find him but trolls...I'm getting married on Saturday!8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Guys, my grandmother is troll. Grandpa wouldn't smile for the picture so Grandma pinched his butt.8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
After seeing Trump's reaction to Melissa McCarthy playing Sean Spicer on SNL I think we should organize another women's march. But this time let's all paint ourselves orange and dress like Trump.7yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls! My husband and I have officially started the process to become foster parents. Eeek!8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I tell the 3 year old boy I nanny that I like dogs and he says, no, girls like kitty cats. Boys like dogs.8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I bring my wedding dress home from the tailors to find that they didn't actually alter it and they fucking ripped it.9yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
To any trolls having a bad day...I hope things aren't quite this bad!8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I shaved my legs today because I washed the bed sheets but my husband thinks I shaved for him.8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I lose 50lbs, buy some new clothes, and get a mani-pedi.7yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my husband tells me he doesn't think Gaston is the villain in Beauty and the Beast.8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my then-boyfriend told me that after we had our desired number of kids he would happily march down to the doctor's office and present himself for a vasectomy. We got married last month.8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my health insurance kicks in and I can *finally* make an appointment for my anxiety and depression. That's a light at the end of the tunnel!8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I find out that my father's awful wife and her horrible daughter won't be coming to my wedding.8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I put on a sexy outfit to go to the grocery store on Sunday morning just so I can avoid wearing pants and a bra.8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I go to remove my tampon and accidentally yank on a pube.8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my fiance's best friend asks us if we'd like a sex toy as a wedding present. At 30 years old I'm finally getting my first toy!8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm three weeks in to a much needed diet. My troll husband, everyone.8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I bought my husband beard oil that makes him smell deliciously masculine and super sexy. MRW he starts trying to end arguments by shoving his beard against my nose.8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I have to follow an all liquid diet for two weeks in preparation for surgery. MRW my husband wonders out loud what my poops will look like.7yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the three-year-old I nanny tells me that I talk like a boy.8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I'm sitting in my car in rush hour traffic after a ten hour work day and I just can't stand it one second longer so I take off my bra.7yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I see a bumper sticker on a car that says another man against violence towards women.7yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my formerly skittish rescue kitten now seeks me out for cuddles and let's me cover him in kisses.8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my husband points out my hairy legs, so I point out *his* hairy legs, and he says yeah but my legs are supposed to be hairy.8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I realized my father would have raised me and my sister exactly the same way even if we'd been boys.9yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Today I bought the first new bras I've had in years. I wore one of the new ones out of the store. MRW it eliminated my back pain almost instantly.8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I realize that my dislike of Ariana Grande is solely based on an article I read condemning Ariana's risque clothing choices and I've never even heard her music. Internalized misogyny runs deep.8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
The time has come for me to purchase anti-aging products. Any suggestions, oh wise and ancient Trolls?7yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
I asked my friend to pick up snacks for this week's Girls Night. There are four of us. There are only ever four of us.8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I decide to spend Friday night drinking wine and watching Disney movies.8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW the adult cat I adopted from a shelter seems to love me as much as I love her after only two months together.9yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the little boy I nanny says girls can't ever win, only boys can.8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW someone tells me that what happened to me doesn't count as rape...without even knowing what happened. Apparently I just changed my mind halfway through.8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Took a quiz to find out which the fictional characters my personality is made up of. Turns out I'm a troll through and through.8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I saw this and thought of you trolls. I know you've been there with me!9yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My husband and I are trying to conceive our first child. I can't wait to join your illustrious ranks.8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I tell my dad that you can't get a better head start in life than being born white and he says unless you're also born male.9yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW Rebecca Romijn casually and unashamedly makes a joke about underboob sweat on television.8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Last week I spent my honeymoon in the Smoky Mountains. Did you guys know we own an antique shop there?8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Just bought, carted home, and assembled a brand new cat tree. Guess who gives no fucks.8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/aww
Me at bedtime after buying a down comforter, microfiber sheets, memory foam pillows, and an egg crate mattress topper. My bed is an ocean of softness and support.7yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Is anyone else afraid...like really afraid...of this administration? So many terrible things have happened so far...and it's only February.7yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Thought you guys might appreciate my little tribute to my all time favorite troll. I have always loved Lucy.8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, I'm adopting two female rats this weekend. Who are some kickass lady duos I can name them after?7yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Last week I started a two week liquid diet in perpetuation for surgery. HIFW now that they've pushed my surgery back a week so it's a three week liquid diet.7yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Yogi thinks we're going to the park. Milo thinks we're going to the vet.8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/lookatmydog
M(Husband's)RW he tells me something funny he heard on the radio and I start lecturing him on how sexist it was.7yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I realize that I talk about this sub so much that, while watching Bob's Burgers, my fiance confidently states Louise is totally one of your trolls.9yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my sister tells me that our alcoholic father has been missing since yesterday afternoon.8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I attend a group interview and the other people there are so awesome that we end up talking about systematic sexism and racism even after the interview ended. I found my people...and I nailed the interview!8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
M(husband's)RW I explain that I bought so many boxes of tampons because obviously if I have a surplus I won't end up needing them. Extra tampons will get me pregnant!8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW my bridesmaids are planning a bachelorette surprise and send me tantalizing riddles each month as we approach my wedding day. Help me figure out these clues (in the comments), Trolls!9yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I find out that my long-time friend has been physically and emotionally abusing her girlfriend...in front of her girlfriend's six-year-old daughter.8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the dog, who had been laying quietly on the floor while I was having a little me time, starts to loudly chew on his butt right as I'm approaching orgasm.7yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm reading a thread in which people discuss whether or not a woman was really raped since the man accused was her ex.9yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Yogi says hold on to your helmets, Philadelphia...this is gonna get ruff!9yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/falcons
Try to take a picture of them and they scatter like cockroaches. But try to take a picture of the construction for the landlord and this happens...10yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/lookatmydog
MRW my fiance tells me that he recorded a Hallmark Channel movie for us because it's a romcom about a football coach so that's our two favorite things in one!8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My election night coping tools. Alright, US trolls. Let's do this.8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm driving and Will Smith's Just the Two of Us comes on the radio.8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRWI realize that because I wasn't using OPKs and I was just following my tracking app, my husband and I only had sex four times when I was ovulating...even though we've been trying for seven cycles.8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My boyfriend made me these chocolate covered strawberries and this awesome display. (P 'n J are our initials.) Happy Valentine's Day, r/happy!9yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/happy
Ladies who enter their data in FF once a day and then leave it alone...how do you do it?8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
I thought this would be a fun game for us trolls to play. So what's yours called?8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Any Atlanta trolls want two free tickets to see Dave Matthews Band this Saturday? I can't go. If you want them, there yours!8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Since we adopted Gus two months ago, Yogi has been working extremely hard to gain his trust. He's finally succeeded.8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/aww
It's like this shirt was made just for me. And probably quite a few of you guys as well.9yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/harrypotter
Can I make a movie recommendation? Man Up is fantastic for a trolls-night-in.8yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my fiance wants to pluck my three chin hairs with his teeth.9yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
It's my birthday on Friday. I found this waiting for me when I got to work. From Momboss and my three little buddies.9yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/Nanny
Would any Atlanta-area Trolls be interested in organizing a meet-up?9yr ⋅ MovieGirl424 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
