Thank God I'm a scorpion and not an asparagus

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Secondary colors eyeshadow look!

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Look you don't have to use a metal straw but dont activity go out and waste plastic

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Some guy said this on my dog post

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This guy's description on a dating site was all I needed to swipe right

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Murphy would like to say hi

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Don't save a life, be afraid to give blood

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I have not heard

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Because they don't

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