New SeaWorld Show Just Elephant Drowning In Large Tank Of Water With No Explanation1yr ⋅ mortalstampede ⋅ r/AteTheOnion
Gwyneth Paltrow Tried To Survive A Week On Food Stamps And She Died3yr ⋅ mortalstampede ⋅ r/AteTheOnion
Biden Loses Control Of Butterfly Knife During Commencement Speech1yr ⋅ mortalstampede ⋅ r/AteTheOnion
End Of An Era: The Blue Whale That Hangs From The Ceiling Of The Museum Of Natural History Has Died3yr ⋅ mortalstampede ⋅ r/AteTheOnion
Heartwarming: Chris Pratt Showed Up In Costume To This Condemned Fan’s Execution1yr ⋅ mortalstampede ⋅ r/AteTheOnion
Embarrassing: The U.S. Is Ranked 182nd In The World Alphabetically2yr ⋅ mortalstampede ⋅ r/AteTheOnion
Monsanto Lab On Lockdown After Scientists Find Shattered Tomato Containment Unit3yr ⋅ mortalstampede ⋅ r/AteTheOnion
An unbreakable bond forms between two bronies in Japanese class. Instant A grades and clapping for all!6yr ⋅ mortalstampede ⋅ r/thatHappened
A classy M'AGA gentlesir celebrates his latest online victory against those unenlightened Chads6yr ⋅ mortalstampede ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
Getting arrested for trick or treating in The land of the free5yr ⋅ mortalstampede ⋅ r/ShitAmericansSay
Obama: 'Help Us Destroy Jesus And Start A New Age Of Liberal Darkness'1yr ⋅ mortalstampede ⋅ r/AteTheOnion
New York in the late 1800s with its telegram wires. According to the Library of Congress these wires only accommodated approx. 271 people at the time.2yr ⋅ mortalstampede ⋅ r/interestingasfuck
When I Started Writing 'A Game Of Thrones,' I Didn't Know What Horses Looked Like2yr ⋅ mortalstampede ⋅ r/AteTheOnion
Am I the only one that thought Arnold used to wear a skirt? And not a super long t-shirt?3yr ⋅ mortalstampede ⋅ r/cartoons
I’ll take an inflatable m’lady with a side of studying the blade6yr ⋅ mortalstampede ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
DAE HATE women breaking my immersion in fantasy games????????6yr ⋅ mortalstampede ⋅ r/Gamingcirclejerk
I can only imagine the kind of person this belonged to...6yr ⋅ mortalstampede ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
A euphoric gentlesir saves the day by rescuing Stacey from those rotten Chads.6yr ⋅ mortalstampede ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
Literal animal abuse is posted in /r/aww for karma. Mods show up to defend it with bullshit excuse in the comments even though his posting history is very dubious.5yr ⋅ mortalstampede ⋅ r/Negareddit
While you were busy fooling around with politics, I was studying the covfefe. Sad!5yr ⋅ mortalstampede ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
If M’lady thinks she can fool me with her Matrix lies she can think again6yr ⋅ mortalstampede ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
I still hate that this is a thing. And still so far out of my reach.2yr ⋅ mortalstampede ⋅ r/MelvorIdle
Science is my rifle. Intellect is my blade. Watch out funDIEs...10yr ⋅ mortalstampede ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
King Of The Hill oppressing M'fellow gentlesires yet again!10yr ⋅ mortalstampede ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
The Queen of Mens Rights has arrived on the battleground10yr ⋅ mortalstampede ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
Gamers: Death threats are never okay. Leave CDPR alone. Also gamers:3yr ⋅ mortalstampede ⋅ r/Gamingcirclejerk
A debate must be fought with CLASS not CRASS. Enter My World10yr ⋅ mortalstampede ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
Not all at once m'ladies! - there's plenty of neckbeard to go around10yr ⋅ mortalstampede ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
As a classy man I must always use proper spelling, and grammer.10yr ⋅ mortalstampede ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
'The Man On The Street' asks a daring question: Would you die for men's rights?10yr ⋅ mortalstampede ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
The Amazing Atheist teaching those scummy funDIES a lesson10yr ⋅ mortalstampede ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
The age of fighting with class and intelligence is upon us10yr ⋅ mortalstampede ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
