I don’t know who is happier that Henry is coming home after a few days in the hospital - Henry or Henry’s mom. Might be a tie!3yr ⋅ more_paprika ⋅ r/aww
After I didn't reply to his request to cuckhold him. He's in law school, in case you can't tell...7yr ⋅ more_paprika ⋅ r/OkCupid
After I didn't reply to his request to cuckhold him. He's in law school, in case you can't tell... (repost from r/OkCupid)7yr ⋅ more_paprika ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I'm getting burnt out at work and am sitting at my desk looking for the best tuxedo for my cat to wear at his 11th birthday party6yr ⋅ more_paprika ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My TrollX secret santa did an amazing job. I don't think my cats agreed.9yr ⋅ more_paprika ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I wear a new outfit that I really like and no one compliments me8yr ⋅ more_paprika ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I schedule my first ever booty call date. I've been feeling crappy about myself lately so this is just with the doctor ordered! He's a hottie too!8yr ⋅ more_paprika ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I have a bag of 20 peeled lemons at work and I'm trying to convince people to take some and that I'm not weird8yr ⋅ more_paprika ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I've got a hot date tonight that I think you ladies would appreciate10yr ⋅ more_paprika ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF After a guy stops me while I was running to neg me about being a runner and I'm so shocked I give him my number when he asks7yr ⋅ more_paprika ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I get home from a weekend away to discover that my cat shit all over my SO's suit and barfed all over the kitchen9yr ⋅ more_paprika ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW it's my birthday and I feel like a complete waste of potential and have never been more unhappy in life8yr ⋅ more_paprika ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I just got flowers for Mother's Day from my cats. I'm the luckiest cat lady ever!9yr ⋅ more_paprika ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my SO out of nowhere accuses me of playing mind games when I ask how a conference he spoke at went8yr ⋅ more_paprika ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My cat was sitting weird on my lap this morning while I tried to eat breakfast10yr ⋅ more_paprika ⋅ r/cats
I leave for my vacation today and I think my cat is trying to tempt me into staying at home9yr ⋅ more_paprika ⋅ r/cats
