Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have one question. Why are you here?4yr ⋅ MoonInHisHands ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
Who is your current favourite character and why has it always been Avery Bullock?2wk ⋅ MoonInHisHands ⋅ r/americandad
Children are never too young to learn about the great place that is Pawnee, Indiana1wk ⋅ MoonInHisHands ⋅ r/PandR
Do you want milk with your coffee or something else have your attention?1yr ⋅ MoonInHisHands ⋅ r/MassiveCock
I have a fetish for family things. I know the word Fetish makes it sound sexual. And it is. I see you’re all here together1mo ⋅ MoonInHisHands ⋅ r/americandad
Can we... change it to something more cheerful? Act like you’re baking a big batch of cookies. Redditors, the cookies will be done in two minutes. What kind of cookies do you like?4mo ⋅ MoonInHisHands ⋅ r/FinalSpace
Hello there, can i take care of your flower? Or any other needs you may have?1yr ⋅ MoonInHisHands ⋅ r/ThickDick
Always good to know what to keep an eye out for when going for a swim1yr ⋅ MoonInHisHands ⋅ r/coolguides
Season 4 on DVD keeps surprising me. Buying it was the gift that keeps giving5yr ⋅ MoonInHisHands ⋅ r/venturebros
Noticed that during the evolution of the mouse, the king is sitting on a throne of mice skeletons3yr ⋅ MoonInHisHands ⋅ r/venturebros
