Only in America 🇺🇸

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Ah, yes, the Korean filmmaker who he’s never heard of before tonight is the problem with America.

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To fight the communists, I’m going to become a fascist

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hmmm

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Always get a home inspection before purchase folks

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Can’t believe he got so close to capture the carnage

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From my hometown

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Someone left a grill on during the NE vs MIA game. This is the damage.

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It’s a rite of passage

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Oh boy. Barstool traffic is about to pick up big time this afternoon.

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Flawless business model

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This fucking cunt

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She ain't wrong

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Probably been telling her friends for almost a decade now and nobody believed her

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A guy broke into this mans home, stole his cat, and sent videos and pictures of himself torturing the cat. He is currently on the run from police.

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The Trail of Tears or the internment camps for Japanese Americans absolutely didn’t happen. Fake news.

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A White House correspondent tweeted this out. The people in the picture are Native Americans.

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Took this during sunken ship tour

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Found a collection on Facebook

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TIL the government is in control of healthcare in America

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Articles like this are why people say journalism is dying

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Business about to be boomin’

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Tuition will also go up 3% next year, and no, we are not putting a hold on parking ticket payments

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meirl

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In response to the American bombing that killed 6 children

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Beef stroganoff tacos

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Cats are ivvywhere

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Came across this gem on FB

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Shaq a legend on twitter too

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Minnesota gonna be cop free in a week

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100% serious, had a follow up tweet about how long she’s been studying paganism

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The last two drives took a decade off my life

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Tweeted this out then deleted his account(for now)

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[Homemade] S’mores birthday cake

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He used his own tears as seasoning

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This caused me to physically recoil

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Ron Rivera has previously beaten skin cancer. This player thinks he... chose to get it?

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Best stocking stuffer ever

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Should’ve have known the movie was doomed when Leto tweeted this out

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Do cats count? This car in Minnesota had 47 cats inside. Article in comments.

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Claiming Bill Burr is racist because he’s married to a black woman while referring to that woman as a “sex servant”.

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Matchmaking is fine actually

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Went to my local town’s yearly festival. First event like this since COVID started, hairs in my corn dog. Back to isolation.

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Mitt teasing us with a good time

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From a verified account, have to believe he’d have a heart attack if he saw my grocery stores aisle that sells tortillas.

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Tommy Bunz is trending on twitter and so far this is my favorite exchange

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Nailed it

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Netflix gets it

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Guy teaches his nephew photoshop and you'll never believe what happens next

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So many people in the comments commenting on how it’s barely cooked and how disgusting it is. I’m going insane.

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Waste not, want not

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Former college QB and current coach called out for hypocrisy

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Maybe all that laughing isn’t an act, he may actually be [redacted] with takes like this

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If it weren’t for the invisible man in the sky I would never know that ending another persons life for eternity is bad.

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If you’re still using PointsBet for some reason, time to pull that money out

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Attempt to claim that Seth Rogen texted her

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I was blamed for losing this match

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Guy swamped his Raptor and Jeep trying to get his sunken boat out.

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Is Derek ever going to give us a natty or not on Grizzly?

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A couple cool guys that probably have some pretty cool videos out there somewhere

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OR they just ate half and are trying for free internet points

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Now here’s a cool couple

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Has this meme been made yet?

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What’s the difference?

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Art

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Going through old pictures and found this one of Russ. My old Jack Russell terrier, that dog was pure muscle and would fight every coon he came across.

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Oldie but a goodie

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More than mildly infuriating, but hope it's okay. This 16 year old sweet heart was surrendered because the family just got a puppy.

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Common sense isn’t common

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Shit's got mad color on it

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Messi is only famous in Europe

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From Teamsters Local 804 on Twitter. I think it’s a good start. What else do we want to see added?

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Multi-million dollar company, month into the new office, and their receptionist still sits at a $20 Wal-Mart card table.

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Can't imagine it had anything to do with one being called for Trump

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Nothing like exploiting the death of your dad to try and get on Ellen

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This gem comes from a 67 year old family friend

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Colburn was committed to Louisville for a year, and 48 hours before signing day Petrino pulled his scholarship.

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Bapa’s got a lot of haydurrs going off on him right now. Good thing he does suscribe to soshameeja

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Don’t know if I’ve ever seen a happier wiener

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Hypocrisy is my favorite meal at a bar

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The lack of self-awareness is astonishing

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How do people like this exist

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hmmm

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🎲🎲

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How’s my upcoming trip look? Open to suggestions that people think would be better!

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Why spend a few bucks on straps when someone can just hold it down in a 55 MPH zone?

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HIGHLY recommend the Brazilian Cheese Bread

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Recommend the Harry’s body wash 3 pack.

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Teamsters hitting the front page

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Mahomes (top) vs Brady(bottom) dropback paths during the Super Bowl courtesy of @StatsByLopez on Twitter. Red is complete, white is incomplete.

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Story about Lewis’ legendary ground defense, “just stand up”

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There was a racially motivated attack here recently in Iowa and one African-American woman spoke out against the racists in the comments. She got this message from one of them.

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5X worlds strongest man dropped the new diet

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The cowards deleted it, but screenshots last forever

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Waiting till your paycheck hits because you’re too poor to buy a $30 shirt to help a person who doesn’t care about you make $100k = big brain move

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G-Baby’s death is one I’ll never get over. RIP.

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“Barely knew the guy”

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Not sure that one will buff out

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UFC featherweight Josh Emmett at his out of camp weight and his weigh-in weigjt

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hmmm

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They pay the outsourced cashiers $3.75 an hour

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This tree was uprooted in a storm last night that destroyed the mans garage and two of us vintage cars.

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Cemetery in Garwin, Iowa.

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Bernie is having a townhall with O’Brien and other prominent labor organizers tonight for those interested

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When your girl sick, you gotta be sure to get it in.

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Was researching about dangerous bugs and came across this

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Some would say the most toxic Reddit

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Nothing like some bonding time with grandma

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Just a reminder that just because they’re rich doesn’t mean they’re smart

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Put some respeck on his name

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Shaq has been asking the important questions for years

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The Panthers were bought in 2018 for 2.3 billion dollars

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Cousin Mike is in the new Lin Manuel movie? 1:10 into the trailer.

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Supraphysiological cheeks

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It’s called fashin, us homeless cats woodnt git it

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I’d take a bank account with 3 commas

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He gon' have his cake and eat it too

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From small town Iowa last year.

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Have people forgotten that the moron Toe said this? Should’ve lost all MMA credibility right then.

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I'm positive the industry that made $13 billion last year will miss him greatly.

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My lawyer is trying to give advice to all the dummies that take gambling advice from Dave. He did this for free btw. Very noble.

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Fight has truly begun. Be wary around your centers. Solidarity is more important than ever.

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He just saw Lars and the Real Girl, and it really spoke to him

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This guy walking around with a 50 cal during the Richmond protests

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When your wife’s boyfriend brings you to work

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My dumb brain still has trouble processing this man threw a no-hitter

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It would be for the children!

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Tommy Buns. He’s so hot right now.

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They just massacred the guy

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Original tweet is from 4 years ago. He won an Oscar tonight Best Animated Short.

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Dog sitting the lab and German Shepherd. Got up to pee, and my sleeping space shrunk to the yellow area

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I’ve seen this idea on Twitter too and her at Meadowlark would be such a waste of her talent

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A cast iron pan costs about $30 and will last a lifetime

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This is Olaf. He showed up at my local humane society knocking on deaths door in late December. He is now happy and healthy and available for adoption!

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This guy is a high school science teacher, casually insinuating he’d shoot a 16 year old child.

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Mike Trout just had the 2nd most dominant decade since baseball started. And he only played 9 seasons. From @DarrinAmbrose on twitter

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meirl

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When Jeff asks wtf are people eating from Taco Bell that gives them diarrhea? This Jeff, we’re eating this.

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Negotiations started earlier this week for my region and I like all of these a lot

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This is what the scoreboard looked like from yesterday's game

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Arm-wresting champ Jeff Dabe

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Give me that bighorn ram look

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Makes you think 🤔

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Credit goes to @scifisunsets on Twitter

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Woman on the far left guessed popsicle bike

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Well that's fair

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