I felt selfish but I also really wanted to get home
We’re not Whitesnake dude. We’re Poison. I though we were Quiet Riot. It says here we’re Ratt.
Looks like bad news for the... Impson family.
That's okay. Your tears say more than real evidence ever could.
They say he carved it himself... From a bigger spoon
I Was So Gay, But I Couldn’t Tell Anyone
Who thought a whale could be so heavy? Ah, cheese it, the Feds!
You truly are the king of kings
Hello I'm Dr. Cheeks. I'm doing my rounds and, uh, I'm a little behind
My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!
If you said Bleeding Gums Murphy and Dr. Marvin Monroe, you are wrong: they were never popular
Hey, Hey! It's your old pal Krusty, for my new pork sandwich, The Clogger! If you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico!
You have selected regicide. If you know the name of the King or Queen being murdered press one.
I'm a level-five vegan. I won't eat anything that casts a shadow.
Town Crier. I'd like to ask you a few questions. One: where's the fife, and two: gimme the fife.
You let me down man. Now I don't believe in nothing no more. I'm going to law school.
Oh, no! They're biting him, and stealing his pants!
Don't let Krusty's death get you down boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow.
Look, Skinner, we haven't got all day. Kill the horrid beasts... and do away with their lizards.
Despite Bart's objections, the people of South Africa can now vote in free democratic elections.
Maybe we should finally tell them the big secret, that all the chimps we sent into space came back super intelligent.
Somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra. Possibly while high?! Cyprus Hill, I'm looking in your direction.
Alright, you little freaks! The fun stops here. You're going shut your stinking traps and behave damn it! This is one substitute teacher you're not going to SCREW WITH!
This has purple stuff inside. Purple is a fruit.
Simpson Scandal Update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers.
I’ll get you for this Midler!
Hey, dad. Heard you swearing. Mind if I join in? Crap. Boobs. Crap.
Well, okay, But here where you say what I've got, you've got to get and put it in you, how about just, what I'd like is, I'd like to hug and kiss you.
BUT THE BALL!... HIS GROIN!... IT WORKS ON SO MANY LEVELS!
Sorry, I am a coyote.
I am the God, Genesh! This wedding angers me. It will break up or all will die.
Now remember, we're in the Itchy lot.
Oh, I see. Then everything is wrapped up in a neat little package!
Well howdy, Reverend Lovejoy. Nice to see you there... on my lawn... with your dog...
But Blanche, You gotta help me out here! I’m 64 grand in the hole! THEY'RE GOING TO TAKE MY THUMBS!
We played Dungeons & Dragons for three hours. Then I was slain by an elf.
Let him go Ralph. He knows what he’s doing.
“And that fluffy kitten played with that ball of string, all through the night. On a lighter note a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.”
Ah Del Monte. Enjoy them old man, for they will be your last.
900 Dollarydoos?! Tobias? Did you accept a six hour collect call from the States?!
Lis, check it out. Time for chilli.
We can spare it Marge. We've been blessed.
Last year in Brazil, an on field scuffle turned so violent, locals say a statue of the Virgin Mary came alive... and beat the holy snot out of everyone
I don't know where you magic pixies came from...but I like your pixie drink!
I'd have called them chazwazzers
I got it! We wait by his mailbox, and when he comes outside we roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge!
No...no! Wait a minute... Bronchial tubes clearing...asthma disappearing! Acne remains, but...asthma disappearing!
Homer didn't call you a bum, he called you a sponge.
I'm going to enjoy devouring you Simpson, I believe I'll start as you so often suggested, by eating your shorts.
That's where you're wrong pal. It's not enough to want a cracker. You have to earn it!
Back you go, to waits for a woman of less discriminating tastes.
Look at my life... I'm talking to a monkey and a... I don't know what the hell you are.
Now you can take the beach with you wherever you go. But don't drive at night.
Uhh, What town did we just crush? Shelbyville.
Yeah, yeah. I love Grimby. Can I have some more bumper stickers please, dude?
What's that extra B for? That's a typo...
Marge, can we trade? I don't trust these guys.
If that's Homer, then who the Hell's been puttin' beers on his tab?
Monty, I'm way ahead if you. If you'll just open that door, you'll see the next mayor of Springfield.
I believe it was a boking accident...