Dad, nerds are nothing to fear. In fact, they’ve done some pretty memorable things. Some nerds of note include popcorn magnate Orville Redenbacher, rock star David Byrne and Supreme Court justice David Souter.6d ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I think he’s a good man, I like him. I’ve got nothing against him, but I’m definitely going to make orphans of his children.3yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
But, Marge, that little guy hasn’t done anything yet. Look at him. He’s going to do something and you know it’s going to be good.8mo ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.2yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
We’re not Whitesnake dude. We’re Poison. I though we were Quiet Riot. It says here we’re Ratt.4yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to “SPEED” around a city, keeping its “SPEED” over 50, and if its “SPEED” dropped, it would explode. I think it was called... ‘The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down’.1mo ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Alright Colossus, you’re free to go, but stay away from Death Mountain.9mo ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
These are my only friends. Grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal. And even he’s kissed more boys than I ever will.4mo ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh, and one more thing. You must find the jade monkey... before the next full moon.1mo ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I’ll check the employee files to see who could pull off such an impersonation. Hmm, it was either Pops Freshenmeyer... or Homer Simpson2mo ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I’ve seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.2wk ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Don’t call me “Mr Scorpion.” It’s “Mr Scorpio,” but don’t call me that either.3yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I nicked it when you let your guard down for that split second. And I’d do it again. Good-bye.1mo ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
It’ll be just like the Swiss Family Robinson, only with more cursing. We’re gonna live like kings. Damn hell ass kings!2yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
So down there in say... Argentina, or Rand McNally, all their water runs backwards?5yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hello I'm Dr. Cheeks. I'm doing my rounds and, uh, I'm a little behind8yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If you said Bleeding Gums Murphy and Dr. Marvin Monroe, you are wrong: they were never popular8yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hey, Hey! It's your old pal Krusty, for my new pork sandwich, The Clogger! If you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico!8yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You have selected regicide. If you know the name of the King or Queen being murdered press one.8yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I'm a level-five vegan. I won't eat anything that casts a shadow.7yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Town Crier. I'd like to ask you a few questions. One: where's the fife, and two: gimme the fife.8yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You let me down man. Now I don't believe in nothing no more. I'm going to law school.8yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Don't let Krusty's death get you down boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow.9yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Look, Skinner, we haven't got all day. Kill the horrid beasts... and do away with their lizards.8yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Despite Bart's objections, the people of South Africa can now vote in free democratic elections.7yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Maybe we should finally tell them the big secret, that all the chimps we sent into space came back super intelligent.9yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra. Possibly while high?! Cyprus Hill, I'm looking in your direction.8yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Alright, you little freaks! The fun stops here. You're going shut your stinking traps and behave damn it! This is one substitute teacher you're not going to SCREW WITH!8yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Simpson Scandal Update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers.9yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well, okay, But here where you say what I've got, you've got to get and put it in you, how about just, what I'd like is, I'd like to hug and kiss you.8yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hey, dad. Heard you swearing. Mind if I join in? Crap. Boobs. Crap.8yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I am the God, Genesh! This wedding angers me. It will break up or all will die.9yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
We played Dungeons & Dragons for three hours. Then I was slain by an elf.5yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh, I see. Then everything is wrapped up in a neat little package!5yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well howdy, Reverend Lovejoy. Nice to see you there... on my lawn... with your dog...8yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
But Blanche, You gotta help me out here! I’m 64 grand in the hole! THEY'RE GOING TO TAKE MY THUMBS!6yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“And that fluffy kitten played with that ball of string, all through the night. On a lighter note a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.”7yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
900 Dollarydoos?! Tobias? Did you accept a six hour collect call from the States?!9yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Last year in Brazil, an on field scuffle turned so violent, locals say a statue of the Virgin Mary came alive... and beat the holy snot out of everyone8yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I don't know where you magic pixies came from...but I like your pixie drink!8yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I got it! We wait by his mailbox, and when he comes outside we roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge!8yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
No...no! Wait a minute... Bronchial tubes clearing...asthma disappearing! Acne remains, but...asthma disappearing!9yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I'm going to enjoy devouring you Simpson, I believe I'll start as you so often suggested, by eating your shorts.9yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
That's where you're wrong pal. It's not enough to want a cracker. You have to earn it!8yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Look at my life... I'm talking to a monkey and a... I don't know what the hell you are.8yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Now you can take the beach with you wherever you go. But don't drive at night.6yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Yeah, yeah. I love Grimby. Can I have some more bumper stickers please, dude?7yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If that's Homer, then who the Hell's been puttin' beers on his tab?8yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Monty, I'm way ahead if you. If you'll just open that door, you'll see the next mayor of Springfield.8yr ⋅ Mogar_the_Bear ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
